Me: I can flirt! I’m confident! Look I sent a tinder message saying I liked a girl’s hair!
Tinder girl: *messages back saying I’m cute*
Me: *screams*
So yesterday I walk into work, and the head boss sees me and, very seriously says “Oh good there’s something I want to ask you.” Alarms start going off in my head, what have I done, she looks so concerned, shit am I in trouble?
She pulls out her phone. Did I accidentally put something profane on twitter? Is this another weird reprimand for our instagram photos not being high quality?
But then she opens a pic my coworker took to promote our Pokemon TCG Demo. “Is this you? I swore it was a 10 year old but then I was like wow that looks a lot like Sam.”
I assure her it is me. She asks a few more times to be sure, then says she’s glad I’m doing well in the position and that’s that.
AHAHA thanks all for the responses to my singleminded nerdery last night I love you guys
tfw a character is too relatable
Damn it, this is legitimately my new favourite Steven Universe song. I can’t even bring myself to edit it. It’s all just so powerful.
HOLY SHIT I HAVE A LOT OF EMOTIONS BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED IS NOT ONE OF THEM??
GUILT
I LIKED SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T LIKE ME BACK AND I DON’T FEEL GUILTY OR EVEN ASHAMED OH MY GOD
I’m too afraid to come off of anon but you’re so attractive like a Disney character and I wanna look at your face forever
ANON YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GIRL BLUSH
thank you ahhhhh
I really hope the corporate social media team continues to include random photos of just me in their posts because I find it hilarious and I want to have a collection of them when our summer events are done
oh man I have been blessed. they have out done themselves. they have posted the most unnecessary photo.
what am i doing in this photo? am i a worker or a customer? what event is this? is anyone there but me? the others showed me at least DOING something but this is literally just a shot of me with nothing to tie it to the event they’re posting about and I legitimately laughed out loud when I saw it
was casual. and now, am casually moving on
I’m wearing a video game t shirt to be like look i am SUPER CASUAL so casual the MOST casual, everything i bring up today is just casual, just curiosity, no pressure, if it was of significance I obviously would not be wearing this shirt
(also wearing it because Link the time has come to test my courage)
SittingOverHereDreaming 