pdfoots:

I have this canon in which their life was pretty much shit inside that house. They loved Harry to death (literally), but they also hated being inside that house 24/7. James used to be moody when Harry wasn’t around (or when Harry was around too) because he couldn’t see his friends and he couldn’t fight in the war in the way he always dreamt, and that frustrated him. And Lily was irritable, especially when she and James were alone. That last night was like any other night, they ate dinner in silence and even knowing James wasn’t up to it, Lily insisted on having a little “party” in the living room, with sweets and chocolates, but everything was sad and rather quite except for Harry’s giggles while riding his little broom all over the place.

They were selfish and immature and 21 years old, and the first thought when Voldemort made his appearence was of regret. Because they didn’t enjoy the last part of their life and Harry as much as they should have, they didn’t tell each other “I love you” as much as they wanted to, and that was it, no second chances, no more oportunities to fix it, that was the end and both of them couldn’t stop thinking about how they didn’t tell each other “I love you” that day.

So apparently there is a tag limit that I did not know about, so I’m just going to make a text-post about my alternate-universe Harry/Luna headcanon (is it still a headcanon if it’s au?). Because why not.

Sometime in the post book five summer Harry would write Luna a letter because she understands things that at this point Ron and Hermione don’t. Not that it would be about any of those things because of course Harry would feel weird about putting anything about Sirius and stuff into writing. Luna would respond largely with some story about her recent encounter some creature Harry is sure doesn’t exist, but then again everyone had thought the threstrals weren’t real, so he decides to ask her more about it. Before they know it they’re sending letters to each other every few days, and even though mostly they’re about the sort of things that the Quibbler publishes articles about they also somehow get on to a surprising range of subjects. Luna’s perspective on the happenings in the wizarding world is quite different from Ron’s. It both does and doesn’t  surprise Harry how much she notices just from a trip to the store. He likes that she doesn’t pretend it isn’t scary without making a big deal out of it.

And then it’s back to school and through the fall they keep ending up hanging out alone together, because Ron and Hermione and still prefects and Ginny’s got dates, and Neville for some reason keeps leaving after mumbling something about feeling awkward without anyone else there, until at some point they just start hanging out alone on purpose. Harry discovers that when she talks about things like charms and potions she’s actually quite grounded, and very good at school work although unlike Hermione she’s rubbish at checking his work. He asks her to the Christmas party pretty much the same as he does in the book, but Harry ducks back into the party after eavesdropping on Draco. They stay long enough to have a little bit of actual fun and then Harry walks her back to her dormitory. Before she goes to answer the riddle there’s a pause, and Harry gets to thinking that despite the absurdity of her robes, or maybe because of it, she really looks quite nice, beautiful even, and he had a good time, but doesn’t he always when she’s with him, and before he can quite think of any reason not to, he kisses her. It’s quick but nice by Harry’s estimate,but the little humming sound she makes as he pulls away makes him realize he has almost nothing to judge by. She says goodnight and he mumbles something that is supposed to also be goodnight but doesn’t quite make it.

They don’t bring it up the next time they see each other, or the time after that. Things seem normal enough that Harry figures they’re pretending it didn’t happen until one day they’re studying together and Luna asks if he would like to kiss her again or if he’d been under the influence of nargles because of all the mistletoe that had been hung around that night. Harry is taken so off guard that it’s a full minute before he manages to say “It wasn’t nargles.” Luna doesn’t say anything back or, to Harry’s surprise, kiss him, but she does set her book down on the table so she can hold his hand until he needs it to write with.

victoriawinters:

softgrungelupin:

headcanon time

ravenclaw boys that are too forward with girls (i.e., keep trying to get a girl to date them when she’s already said no) get haunted until they knock it the fuck off

helena ravenclaw (the grey lady) was literally killed by a dudebro that wouldnt take no for an answer so you bet your ASS that ghost would be all up and over boys that didnt respect boundaries

alexanderperchov:

interesting things that could happen after the last harry potter book according to the way reality works instead of the way jo rowling things it works from her limited worldview:

  • luna comes out as nonbinary. no one even pretends to be surprised.
  • teddy lupin decides, despite being assigned male at birth, to live as female. meanwhile victoire is just glad her girlfriend is out already so people will stop calling her a hasbian and telling her it was just a phase after all
  • dean and seamus get married. finally. the reception features an explosive that literally showers the entire party in champagne, everyone gets smashingly drunk, the details are still fuzzy but everyone is pretty sure it rocked
  • ginny gets a haircut. it looks really hot. she winds up starts a trend of modern butch punk fashion for women in the wizarding world.
  • luna and her husband ask neville if he would like to date them because he practically lives at their house when school isnt in session anyway and he says yes emphatically
  • lavender brown comes out. ron thinks maybe he should have seen that coming because there is no way anyone could have been that genuinely into him with the haircut he had when they dated
  • wizard health care officially extended to cover safe trans* health services so people stop trying to magic their genitalia different and landing themselves in st mungo’s with something even more unfortunate downstairs than what they had before
  • minerva mcgonnagall and poppy pomfrey get old lady wizard married and adopt three lovely cats together
  • house elf marriage legalized, amongst other things, like house elf paychecks 
  • angelina and george date everyone but especially lee jordan 
  • albus severus has a hard time telling her dad that she wants to go by a different name because she knows it was important to him but being named after the two greatest men he ever knew (which. u know. negligible given what she knows about snape now.) is cool just… not if you’re actually a girl. eventually she does come out and harry takes it pretty well though. if he gets weird about it ginny punches him.
  • the ministry of magic gets its first openly gay minister. conservatives mutter behind closed doors but the overwhelming response is “about damned time! why are we trying to pretend there aren’t gay wizards? there are so many gay wizards!”