alexanderperchov:

interesting things that could happen after the last harry potter book according to the way reality works instead of the way jo rowling things it works from her limited worldview:

• luna comes out as nonbinary. no one even pretends to be surprised.
• teddy lupin decides, despite being assigned male at birth, to live as female. meanwhile victoire is just glad her girlfriend is out already so people will stop calling her a hasbian and telling her it was just a phase after all
• dean and seamus get married. finally. the reception features an explosive that literally showers the entire party in champagne, everyone gets smashingly drunk, the details are still fuzzy but everyone is pretty sure it rocked
• ginny gets a haircut. it looks really hot. she winds up starts a trend of modern butch punk fashion for women in the wizarding world.
• luna and her husband ask neville if he would like to date them because he practically lives at their house when school isnt in session anyway and he says yes emphatically
• lavender brown comes out. ron thinks maybe he should have seen that coming because there is no way anyone could have been that genuinely into him with the haircut he had when they dated
• wizard health care officially extended to cover safe trans* health services so people stop trying to magic their genitalia different and landing themselves in st mungo’s with something even more unfortunate downstairs than what they had before
• minerva mcgonnagall and poppy pomfrey get old lady wizard married and adopt three lovely cats together
• house elf marriage legalized, amongst other things, like house elf paychecks 
• angelina and george date everyone but especially lee jordan 
• albus severus has a hard time telling her dad that she wants to go by a different name because she knows it was important to him but being named after the two greatest men he ever knew (which. u know. negligible given what she knows about snape now.) is cool just… not if you’re actually a girl. eventually she does come out and harry takes it pretty well though. if he gets weird about it ginny punches him.
• the ministry of magic gets its first openly gay minister. conservatives mutter behind closed doors but the overwhelming response is “about damned time! why are we trying to pretend there aren’t gay wizards? there are so many gay wizards!”