commas-and-ampersands:

Not limited to any place, just things that have occurred to me since the Gargantuan Amounts of Friendship World Tour started.

• The Senshi at a Renaissance Faire (You know that post going around about the knight at a ren fair where the mom was spreading hella internalized misogyny to her daughter and then the knight whipped off her helmet Eowyn style?  IMAGINE THAT WITH MAKOTO.)
• The Senshi Ghost-Hunting/Haunted Tours (I feel this is self-explanatory in its amazingness potential)
• The Senshi Wine/Beer Tasting (No one tells Usagi to spit, and Minako straight up refuses and eventually goads Makoto and Rei into a drinking contest with her.  Makoto wins, but Rei and Minako go down fighting.  Mostly with each other.  Ami and Makoto take care of them the next day.  Ami because she drank responsibly, and Makoto because she is one of Those People who doesn’t get hangovers.  Minako is sure there must be one kind of drink that will give Makoto a hangover and she will spend LITERALLY CENTURIES figuring out what it is.)
• The Senshi on House Tours (BECAUSE HOUSE TOURS ARE THE FUCKING BEST IF YOU DON’T LOVE HOUSE TOURS I ASSUME YOU HAVE NO SOUL)
• The Senshi at a Petting Zoo (with bonus Tiny Kitten because TINY KITTEN AT A PETTING ZOO – actualy insert Tiny Kitten anywhere and I assume it becomes exponentially more amazing.)
• The Senshi at a Rock Concert (Minako is convinced the entire band is eyeing her and she’ll totally get invited backstage for sexy times/a recording contract, Rei practically gets Usagi a kiddie leash to keep track of her, and when a mosh pit gets too close to Ami and/or Usagi, MAKOTO UNLEASHES HELL)
• The Senshi on a Game Show (I can’t imagine them not crushing their competition because between Minako’s leadering, Rei’s need to win all the things, Makoto’s strength, and Ami’s brains, I feel like they would win every genre of game show.  So they almost win big but lose thanks to chance in the last round.  Probably it specifically happens to Usagi.  The girls aren’t mad at her; just the game show itself, which is clearly a force for evil and must be destroyed.)
• The Senshi Exploring Catacombs (Usagi went down because she thought catacombs were like honeycombs.  I WAS EXPECTING DELICIOUS TREATS NOT WALLS OF SKULLS)
• The Senshi Trick-or-Treating (they’re in America for Halloween and Minako and Usagi INSIST on trick-or-treating once they hear of it.  Sexy _____ costumes were basically made for Minako.  Someone winds up going with a witch and Diana goes as their familiar. It is adorable.)
• The Senshi at a Spa Retreat (It won’t be relaxing, but it will be hilarious.  Particularly when it comes to light that Minako got Rei and Usagi the couples package.  And she told Michiru about it.)
• The Senshi at a Tattoo Parlor (Minako goes to get her first tattoo and drags everyone else with her.  Rei has to steadfastly keep Usagi from getting one BECAUSE NEEDLES USAGI, GOD, I DON’T CARE HOW PRETTY IT LOOKS ON THE WALL.  Eventually she buys Usagi a fairy-themed temporary tattoo set for some peace and quiet.  Makoto later goes back to get two roses tatooed on her back for her parents, but only takes Ami with her.)
• The Senshi at Chippendale’s (Minako and Unazuki go on the regular, but sometimes, you have to bring along Rei because pissing her off is hilarious.)
• The Senshi at Play with Audience Participation (The Senshi all get picked.  It’s easy to extrapolate how this goes, but it ends with Minako being banned from the theatre for life and five phone numbers: three from the cast and two from the audience.)
• The Senshi Take Pole Dancing Classes (“IT’S LEGITIMATE EXERCISE, AMI.  IT’S SENSHI TRAINING, ARTEMIS.  NO, I AM NOT JUST DOING THIS TO PISS YOU OFF, REI, THAT’S JUST A FRINGE BENEFIT.”  Minako is convinced she will be the best; she’s pretty good, but Makoto is the best because she has better upper body strength.  Minako is endlessly bitter.  Usagi does about as well as you’d expect.  And lo and behold, at some point in the future, the pole dancing classes actually do come in handy during a battle and Minako is vindicated for eternity.)

SENSHI DOING THINGS

LITERALLY ANYTHING

WHATEVER THE THING

IT BECOMES THE BEST THING