sittingoverheredreaming:

So why does no one talk about Rei/Yaten?

I mean it’d be a train wreck but it would be a hilarious train wreck. They’d intrigue each other with their surface personalities long enough to get to dinner on the first date, but then each would expect the other to faun over them, and they slowly get more frustrated and less polished as the night goes on. Yaten slips in more and more passive aggressive jibes and Rei turns towards just plain aggressive but she really wants to rub it in Minako’s face that she can date a pop star so she doesn’t leave. And as much as Yaten is annoyed by the date they actually like Rei more than most people they’ve met because they have a mad respect for elegant fronts and they enjoy seeing Rei’s fall apart. And eventually theirs falls apart too much they insist it hasn’t and they and Rei are both just angry messes by the end of the night.

And then they agree to do it again soon.

AU where Yaten and Haruka work the same shitty retail job to get by and Haruka throws herself into it and cares deeply while Yaten is like can you PLEASE tone it down the more you do the more they’ll expect from the rest of us

Things you said that I wish you hadn’t

Okay I lied I’m posting this now since I can’t sleep.

As soon as Mina drags us into their game of truth or dare, I know there’s going to be trouble. If it had been just the inners, maybe it would have been fine. Fun, even. But they are here. I try to make an excuse. You wave it off. I know they’d never break you, but I’m not that strong.

It’s alright for a few rounds, until Yaten gets that look in their eye. “Michiru. Truth or dare?”

You flip your hair, ready for the challenge. “Dare.”

I really wish you hadn’t said that.

Yaten smiles. “I dare you to kiss the most attractive person in the room who isn’t Haruka.”

“Will you be providing the mirror, or should I summon mine?”

I bite into my hand to keep from screaming. This isn’t going to end well. Seiya shifts forward in her seat. If you choose her, I swear I’ll break something.

“While your narcissism is certainly entertaining, I hardly think that would count.” Yaten puts their hand in their chin. “We’re waiting, Ms. Kaioh.”

“And I suppose I’m right to assume this is to be a full mouth kiss?”

Why did you ask? You could have gotten away with a peck on the cheek if you hadn’t.

“Yes.”

My heart pounds in my chest. Mako would be an alright choice, if it came down to it. Thought maybe I only think so because I trust her; she’s too genuine to take anything from it. Even if you really were attracted to her. Are you?

“Well, there’s one objectively right choice, isn’t there?” You stand up. Choose Mako, I plead in my head. Or Usagi, she’s innocent enough.

But you don’t walk to either of them.

Or Seiya.

Before anyone can process your choice, you’ve dipped Mina from her seat on the couch arm and kissed her. Mina’s eyes are wide even as you walk away.

“Goddess of love and beauty, you know,” you say as you sit down next to me. “The obvious choice.”

“Well,” Mina says, “that’s hard logic to argue with.”

Your eyes harden. I can see revenge forming in your mind. “So, Seiya, truth or dare?”

I groan and bury my face in a couch cushion.