So I open the freezer at my mother-in-law’s and see a blue package of m&m’s. I yell that they are mini m&ms.
My wife says they are not mini, they are crunchy.
I say oh, because they’re cold!
My wife says no, they are crunchy m&m’s. They have extra crunch.
I ????
My wife asks if I have ever had a crunch bar
Of course I have had a crunch bar but that is a bar and these are m&m’s
My wife insists I just try them to see
They taste like cold m&m’s
My wife says I should bite one in half
I cannot because it is too cold
I look it up and they are actually called “crispy” m&m’s and they contain a wafer and they were discontinued in America in 2005
I declare them cursed