My wife’s birthday is Saturday and I cannot express how tempted I am to call out of work tomorrow
Tag: wife post
My wife knows what I really want in life
My wife talks big talk about hating matzo so I was worried about buying a big box for our little Passover, but now they’re lying in bed eating it and i regret not buying an even bigger box
My wife: I feel like if they have the cats they should have the lesbians
Me: oh if only
Me, about a woman on cutthroat kitchen: I’d like to arm wrestle her
My wife: Oh? Are you trying to say you have a crush?
Me: well I wouldn’t kiss her but I might let my hand linger a little after we arm wrestle
My wife: You do have a crush oh my god
@paksenarrion-reader mojitos are good too but my wife wants me to show their response to your comment. But also im not sure they even know what your comment was.
I’ve been married six months?
My wife’s other cute reaction to Utena was “I want the prince to be Utena from the future!”
@buildingjesse finally sent me his wedding photos and just LOOK AT THIS
It’s Saturday night and I’m drunk so I want you all to know my wife and I sing cheesy love poems to each other to the tune of we are the crystal gems but we always end with and Steven because that’s how you have to end the song at only right and doing
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