I MIGHT DO A BETTER VERSION OF THIS SOMETIME WHEN I AM CAPABLE. It’s tweaked a bit because there was more pun potential and I’m in no state to resist

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“You really suck, you know?” Haruka said when Seiya came to
the bar when her band’s set had finished.

“Go home, Tennoh, you’re drunk.”

“I gotta be to sit through your music.”

Seiya ordered two shots right off. “You don’t have to come,
you know.”

“This was my bar long before you brats showed up with your
ponytails.”

“Wow, Tennoh, hair digs? I’d say alcohol has weakened your
insults, but I don’t trust you to do better sober.”

“You’re an ass, Kou.”

“Uranus, actually. Ur-an-ass.” Seiya laughed. “See, you’ve
really gotta make your enemy the butt of your joke.”