Dude. I’m not even caught up and i spolied it for myself and I’m DISTRAUGHT. My wife is tired of me showing her things and i need to SCREAM

I’M SO SORRY YOU GOT SPOILED I wasn’t going to watch until this morning but with all the tags blocked I had no dash so I relented and OH MY GOD.

So, there’s a joke that’s been around for… gosh, three years now? among some of my friends and now my wife that I’m in love with Rose Quartz, which is funny/accurate for real world reasons and because I over-identify with Pearl sometimes.

And so last night I slowly took out my headphones, and my wife was all “??? So were they good episodes??” I just looked them in the eye and said “I’m not in love with Rose Quartz anymore”

And they screamed and made me tell them what happened.

I could totally see Michiru doing something like that though and i could see her scraggly taking Harukas name and milking it for All its worth. Everything is addressed “Mrs and Mrs Tennoh” she answers her own phone when her parents call with “Tennoh residence, other Tennoh speaking” and all kinds of just petty things cause Michiru is many things but being above petty she is not

I AM HERE FOR THIS.

Every event Michiru has to attend her name is always wrong on the list, which her parents intend as a way to not acknowledge the change but ALWAYS just ends up giving her an excuse to smile and say “Actually, it’s Michiru Tennoh now. We should be on the list as Mrs. and Mrs. Tennoh.” It always just draws more attention and puts her parents in the awkward position of everyone knowing they gave the wrong name for their daughter.

And when they have kids it’s SUCH a thing. Michiru’s family absolutely does everything they can to try and change her mind and give them the Kaioh name, because YOU CAN’T JUST CUT OFF YOUR LEGACY MICHIRU. (Though they are perhaps equally relieved and appalled that the kid(s) is/are a Tennoh when at age five they haven’t taken a single music/art/etiquette class and are fingerpainting in kindergarten like some sort of normal lower-class child)

What do you think would happen if Haruka and Minako went out drinking

my wife insists that I include their opinion, which is “Haruka would cry, because she’s thinking of how attractive Michiru is”

which is, you know, right

but also them going out drinking 100% is Minako using snacks to bribe Haruka into doing stupid shit. Like “oh my god bro I’ll give you a brownie if you graffiti this walll with me” and drunk Haruka cannot resist a brownie. Luckily, drunk Minako CAN resist arrest, so they’re never caught.

also sometimes it ends in confessions they;d never make sober, their feelings about being senshi coming out honestly and just. all that kind of stuff that walls break down for at the end of a long night out.