I have my five minute thesis presentation in a few hours. I’m really glad it’s so short because during rehearsals I started getting nervous that me talking about gender could make people wonder about MY gender, and nope English Profs aren’t a crowd I’m interested in being out to.

I think I’m done with my thesis.

But I’m terrified to turn it in. I’ve been working on it for so long it being really truly finished and ready to be graded feels impossible. I feel like the moment I hit send and go to the copy shop to print it, I’m going to think of 5,000 things I should have changed.

me, conceptualizing my thesis a year ago: yayyy women cross dressing, let’s talk about feminism
me, now almost finished with my thesis, writing my introduction: it’s likely half of these characters may not identify as women, I’m going to talk about that

free thesis topics

dennys:

The interconnectedness of fluffiness and diameter in pancake proportionality

Shout out to all the pear: how Mr. Ross did wonders for a forgotten treat

The history of dippins: 1765-1832

How Portuguese chef, Ferdinand Flora, invented Portuguese Toast in 1345, years before the French claimed to make it

Iced Coffee: season or 24/7?

Bacon: AMIRIGHT?

Factors that influence a sandwich’s mood

The impact of sausage technology on D&D tournaments

The rise and fall of the world’s first syrup community

Roads to cross: american chicken

The positive communal effects of cooperative waffling

Cultural expansion in direct relation to coffee reserves

Addressing the grease gap between burgers and onion rings

The strange correlation between claw machine usage, gravity and tattoo parlors

Could the Krusty Krab survive today’s underwater economy?

The drive-thru: angel or demon?

The hows, whys and whens of spooning

Everyone always says that 1000 words= 4 pages but I have never had that come out right.

I’m sitting here with 6,571 words and that should be like 26 pages, right? But I’m only at the top of 20 and it’s very annoying.