Dearest @captainsnumple tagged me for this, so here goes.

1) FOOD OF QUALITY

UH I DUNNO I WOULDN’T CALL INSTANT RAMEN QUALITY BUT I KNOW NO OTHER FOODS. 
I kid, I kid. But come back to me on this one. 

2) If there was a chance of a new Sailor Moon show (GOOD ONE), which time span / plot line would you pick? 

NNNN THIS IS A DIFFICULT CHOICE. I think I gotta go with post-highschool pre-Crystal Tokyo slice of life stuff. Because oh man, everyone living their lives but knowing this THING is coming, so maybe nothing they’re doing matters but maybe it matters so so much, it’d just be so interesting. 

And I think it’d be a time frame that would allow for most of the things I want, like, lots of HaruMichi couple stuff! Mako being happy! Reinako dancing around each other for a while before finally giving in! Beautiful asshole Seiya Kou visiting a lot and being a beautiful asshole.

3) PET OF YOUR DREAM

I AM A BORING PERSON AND I REALLY JUST WANT TWO CATS. A really old cranky one from a shelter who hates everyone, and a younger one (probably also from a shelter). If I only get one for this question I want the old cranky one tho. Ideally it’d be large and fluffy and only ever occasionally let me pet it.

4) What could make your OTP break up?

GOING IN FOR THE KILL I SEE. I honestly think that HaruMichi could break up over the particular ways they express their self esteem. At the end of the day I think they’re both insecure, but in wildly different ways, so I think there are certain things that could trip those wires in just the right ways and break them up.

5) Name three great things about you

Okay let’s see. 1. I’m a fast learner. 2. While I make a lot of terrible jokes/puns, I also can sometimes be genuinely funny. 3. I can walk really well in high heels 

6) The best place in the world besides your home.

Near my home town there’s this dirt road that runs along a river, and it’s always really nice and calming to drive down it. It’s one of the things I miss most. Sometimes there are dear or wild turkeys just chilling, and hardly anyone is ever on it. 

7) Which Sailor Moon character and in which outfit / scene / whatever you’d like to have as a figureart / chara / doll etc?

I mean, I’d sell my soul for any Seiya figurart, but also, red suit! Seiya plush doll. 

8) FIRST OTP IN YOUR LIFE

ASH AND MISTY IN POKEMON. FIVE YEAR OLD ME SHIPPED IT SO HARD.

9) Teach us some random fact about something you care about HELLA LOT while no one else does

So many sword/lightsaber/long dangerous object fights in movies/tv/whatever could be easily won if someone just tried stabbing instead of swinging. ESPECIALLY lightsaber fights. Just take a jab at the hand. It’s right there. GO FOR THE CLOSEST TARGET. 

10) THE MOST DESIRED PIECE OF CLOTHES CURRENTLY

I WANT A SUIT. I have no occasion to wear a suit, but like, if a formal occasion comes up I have nothing to wear. And I’d be SO DAPPER in a suit. 
Alternatively, I want a nice shirt/vest/bowtie combo. 

11) Make a haiku about a Sailor Moon character of your choice.

Cookies and flowers
Kicking ass and taking names 
Kino Makoto

Alright, I was tagged by docholligay

Rules:
1. ALWAYS POST THESE RULES.
2. ANSWER THE QUESTIONS GIVEN BY THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU AND GIVE 10 QUESTIONS FOR THE BLOGS YOU TAG.
3. TAG 10 PEOPLE.

1) If you could punch me in the face, exactly how fast would you do it?

That depends, how many days has it been since you killed Haruka?
(That is to say, probably immediately)

2)  What is your favorite way for lesbians to meet their untimely demise?

Willfully sacrificing themselves always gets to me, although random accidents just when it seems they’ll get to have a happy life together is a close second

3) Snail Lesbians (snesbians) or Snake lesbians, or snesbians?

Definitely snesbians (snake lesbians)

4) Best Sailor Moon Episode of all time?

Either 45 or 110, as evidenced by the fact that I didn’t have to look up the episode numbers. Although honorable mention goes to 106 for its flashback glory, 109 and 100 for sheer Minako perfection, and 181 and 187 because I am Seiusa trash.

5) If your blog had a motto, what would it be?

If I’m not crying over lesbians right now, I probably will be soon. 

6) Offer me a baking tip

Oh gosh, to a state champion baker such as yourself?? 😛
I actually know nothing about baking, but if I pretend that says cooking, I would tell you to mix brown sugar with your ground beef when you make hamburgers. It does amazing things for the flavor.

7) Who needs therapy more desperately, Haruka or Michiru?

Michiru needs it more, but Haruka would benefit more since she’s more open, so if we’re sending one I vote her.

8) Creepy Boyfriends: Team Helios or Team Nephrite?

Team Nephrite, because I appreciate that the adult/teenager relationship ends in his death (I actually really enjoy the end of that storyline and always find myself crying and thinking the parfait thing is romantic and I hate them all for it. But Nephrite is not a horse and also doesn’t get in the way of any of my ships, so he still wins.)

9) The most misunderstood character in Sailor Moon is:

oh god. My knee jerk reaction is, of course, Michiru, but I think I’m actually going to say Minako, because while Michiru gets a lot of hate I feel like Minako gets really misinterpreted (or what I’d consider misinterpreted) by people who like her as well as those who hate her, and that’s more difficult to avoid.

10) I’m coming to your town. What’s one thing I should do?

ahaha, if we’re calling NYC my town since that’s where I live right now, you should do absolutely everything (except bus tours, ugh), especially get a burrito from Dos Toros.
If my town is Middle of Nowhere, Michigan, my “permanent address” and where most of my stuff is right now, you should leave. Run. Get out while you can.

AND NOW MY QUESTIONS.

1. Is there a fic you’d recommend I read (or just recommend in general)?
2. If you could take the place of one Sailor Senshi, who would you choose?
3. What is your favorite storyline from any Sailor Moon cannon?
4. Yaten, Rei, and Michiru face off, who wins?
5. How do you take your coffee? Or, do you drink coffee?
6. Have you ever cut your own hair? How did it turn out?
7. If you could meet one Sailor Senshi, who would you choose?
8. What’s one thing that made you smile today?
9. Favorite type of chocolate (counting fillings and stuff, not just white milk or dark)?
10. Favorite villain (or villains. god knows I can’t choose one, I can’t ask you to)?

IF I TAG YOU PLEASE DO NOT FEEL OBLIGATED TO DO IT, and if you want to answer these questions and I didn’t tag you, PLEASE DO. I’m trying not to hit people who’ve been tagged by other people already, since this is going around a lot right now, but hey if you want to do more than one, be my guest!
tagging: farronheit, acelesbianreihino, solarmiracle, spaceloveandrobots and… backat-itagain (Karla, you can substitute in Steven Universe for the Sailor Moon ones) (In fact everyone feel free to substitute in SU or Utena or whatever.)
That’s not ten, but I’m a rebel.