Listen pal I love going fast as much as the next guy but if I’m speeding and you ride my ass you can bet your buttons I’m gonna slow it down to the speed limit. Maybe a little lower if you don’t take the hint. I’ll take my foot right off the gas pedal. I don’t give a fuck. There’s nowhere I need to get to that fast and I’m a petty bitch.
Tag: shitpost
Remember inflatable furniture? Let’s bring that back. Do ourselves a solid and make moving apartments easier. Throw in a glitter lamp so the vibe is “retro” instead of “I’m poor.”
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