Hamlet: It’s just like the Spiderman movie, haven’t you seen that? MJ and Peter Parker can’t be together.
Ophelia: The whole point of Spiderman 2 was that MJ and Peter Parker could be together in the end.
Hamlet: I know, but the point of Spiderman 3 is that everything sucks and then falls to shit! Ophelia, what I’m trying to say is I don’t want my life to be like Spiderman 3, I hated that movie.
Tag: shakespeare
I fell in love with you the way the state of Denmark went to shit; slowly, and then all at once.
Hamlet to Horatio, definitely at some point probably (via shakespeareismyjam)
[benedick of padua voice] beatrice??? nah what a harpy what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of sonnets about beatrice spill out of jacket] w-what an unbearable lady tongue i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of sonnets scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for don pedro just listen
Titania: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.
Oberon: I went out with you.
Titania: That’s because my standards are too low.
If As You Like It was really “As I Like It,” the lion would eat Orlando and Rosalind would get together with Celia.
i’m going to be the most put together girlfriend ever i’m going to talk to my boy like don’t forget to pick up milk did you take your vitamins we have a stretching class at five have you killed king duncan yet
Oh Romeo, No Romeo, it should have been Mercutio
William Shakespeare in a recent interview With Us Weekly (via the-navel-treatment)
#the snark coming from this is beautiful
(via likeajunglecat)
Note to self: Never accept a dinner invitation from Titus Andronicus.
That means that you’re his Rosaline and you survive the friggin’ play.
Shakespeare fandom taking down hipster love posts with awesome, witty and pretty damn accurate insight. I love you, guys.
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And this is why literary nerds rock. …. I’m still laughing at this….
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