Seiya/Minako is one of those ships that I’m always kind of surprised to never see anyone go for, they’re honestly a pair I think about exploring now and again because in my personal canon their relationship would be a total minefield and an inevitable disaster, and it would be juicy and soapy and fun to dig into

  • It likely starts with a happenstance encounter at a bar, where Mina recognizes a wonderful opportunity to Piss Haruka Off
  • Seiya is always game to push Haruka’s buttons, and despite OSTENSIBLY considering herself hot stuff, certain hang ups have kept her off the dating market for a while
  • So at the beginning it’s at least 50% a joke that is supposed to maybe last a date or two, except things never go that cleanly
  • They’re in a way safe for each other. They know it won’t go anywhere and they have fun together. In a different life they’d be great friends-with-benefits or on and off partners, they don’t have to take ~feelings~ seriously, they can just be young people doing young people things
  • Except,  you know, they have the life they do, and there’s a certain princess that’s the elephant in the room
  • It would probably be fine if it was just that Seiya was in love with someone else. Minako probably is, too. I think Minako would probably prefer casual partners have other feelings. It’s insurance. She doesn’t have to worry about things getting too real that way
  • But it’s not just anyone, it’s Usagi
  • And that makes Minako bitter in ways she doesn’t like and won’t admit, because it’s always Usagi. Always Serenity.
  • By the time she’s conscious of it they’re tangled, in deeper than they ever should have gone and now there are dangerous desires
  • She wants, very badly, to be the one who breaks Seiya’s heart
  • She should cut and run, but fighting down your demons is easier said than done

Okay but Seiya changing the gendered parts of “Don’t Cha” by the Pussycat Dolls so she can sing it at karaoke night TOTALLY NOT DIRECTLY AT USAGI, unaware of what an utter fool she’s making of herself

Mina gets it on film, knowing Haruka’s next birthday is gonna be the best one of her life

I’d love a post-Stars slice of life/sitcom, if only because Haruka vs Seiya would get increasingly ridiculous when they don’t have senshi conflicts to let off steam in, like one night Haruka challenges Seiya to a karaoke because she stole Haruka’s French fries or something

“Hey buddy put down the beer and think that through a second she’s a trained musician”

“YEAH MINA IN GONNA BEAT HER AT HER OWN GAME ITS GREAT”

I wish for fic of SeiyaxUsagi please!

Anon, it is a veritable CRIME I do not write more SeiUsa, I love them and they deserve to be more than an occasional background pairing in my work. So here’s a short (750 word) little piece, just for you.


There was a routine to hanging out with Usagi. Start with food, always. Seiya didn’t like to think of it as a bribe, but it certainly made Usagi enjoy herself more, and whatever else Seiya wanted, that was the most important thing.

“So,” she said, falling into step without even a hello. “Ice cream?”

Usagi shrugged. “Sure.”

That was bad. Worse still, Usagi reached for her wallet at the stand.

“You know I can get it.”

“Not today.”

So it was something awful. Seiya shifted her weight from foot to foot as the stand worker scooped their orders. “Hey Dumpling,” she said as soon as they’d taken their sweets out of earshot. “I can… go away if you want.”

“What?” Usagi turned her head so fast her ponytails whipped against Seiya’s side.

“I can leave you alone. I know I’ve… well, I’m sorry.”

Usagi stopped. “Is that what you want?”

“I want you to be happy. I know I can be… pushy about what I think that means. Yaten tells me all the time to lay off, and just… you can, too.”

She smiled a weak little smile. “That’s not… can we talk?”

“Sure,” Seiya said, letting Usagi lead her to a bench.

She stared at her ice cream for a long time, letting it melt in its cup instead of eating it. Seiya picked at the candy in hers, waiting for whatever other shoe there was to drop.

“You know I’m Sailor Moon now,” Usagi said finally, poking her spoon against the bench’s wood grain.

“Yeah, but I had some idea before.” Seiya drew one leg underneath her to face Usagi better. “It doesn’t change anything, and now—”

“Of course it does!” Usagi slammed her ice cream to the side. “You’re supposed to be just mine!”

Seiya froze, her cheeks flushing. “That’s not… exactly what you’ve been saying.”

“I know.” Usagi stood to pace. “It’s not… I know.” She puffed out her cheeks. “I’ve got a kid, you know, with Mamoru.”

Seiya choked on nothing but air, grateful she wasn’t actually eating. “A kid?”

“In the future. She comes to visit sometimes.”

“Oh.” Seiya couldn’t help but laugh.

“Hey! I’m being serious!”

“I know, it’s just absurd.”

Usagi puffed out her cheeks. “Says the alien.”

“You got me there.” Seiya put up her hands. “So you’ve got this kid, in the future.”

“And I love her, she’s an annoying brat but she’s my annoying brat, you know? But she’s also not yet. There’s a whole future that makes her happen, and no one wants to change it.” She crossed her arms and paced again. “And there’s a whole past too, and I’m the princess everyone loves, and the soldier who’s power everyone is drawn to. And just…” She faces Seiya. “Where is Usagi Tsukino in everyone’s hearts without that?”

Seiya smiled as gently as she could. “I think everyone loves you—“

“But they wouldn’t stay, without that. Ami would study abroad and Minako would be swept up in idol auditions and then fame, and they’d all have their own lives just like Mamoru is finally doing. But you…” she clenched her fists. “You just liked Usagi, I thought.”

“I like Dumpling, actually.”

Usagi glared. It wasn’t the time.

Seiya leaned forward, not quite daring to take her hand. “Hey, like you said, I’m an alien. You’re not my princess. And if I protect you in the coming battles, it’s because I want to protect Usagi Tsukino, the cute girl in my class who will ask me to be her daughter’s step mom someday.”

Usagi shoved her shoulder, but then lingered over her. “It’s not really fair to you, is it?”

Seiya shrugged. “I’m as complicit as you are in this.” She looked Usagi in the eye. “And I want you to know I don’t really expect—“

Usagi kissed her on the cheek, and her whole mind went blank.

“I uh.. I… I don’t expect… anything will really happen.”

“Sometimes…” Usagi pulled away. “I wish I was just Usagi, and free to make mistakes.” Her eyes widened and her hand shot up to her mouth. “I mean-“

Seiya laughed. “I know.” She leaned back with her hands behind her head. “And if you ever want to…”

Usagi rolled her eyes.

“Want me to buy you more ice cream?”

She had the decency to look sheepish for all of half a second. But as the walked back towards the vendors, she took Seiya’s hand. Mistake or not, there was comfort in it.

Just imagine tiny rage ball Chibs stomping up to Seiya and yelling “Hey! I heard you were trying to make me not exist!”

And Haruka swoops in to squish her cheeks like “Oh my god how can you want to murder such a cute, innocent child?”

Yaten joins in for kicks with “Wow Seiya, I didn’t know you hated kids.”

Seiya vows to get a family history (family… future?) from any girl she tries to date from now on.

Sam you got any Harumichi or Seiusa (or both) winter headcanons?

Yessssssss. Also lmao these are so different in tone,
whoops.

Harumichi

  • Winter is the hardest season for them
  • Haruka gets RESTLESS. Running and driving are technically
    things she can still do, but they’re not the fast freedoms she needs. She can’t
    just drop everything and run. It’s a process.
  • (Do not suggest Haruka get on a treadmill when it’s snowy. She
    can’t explain why it doesn’t work for her, but it makes her feel even more
    stuck.)
  • Once she’s working as a mechanic it gets a little easier,
    because she has so much to throw herself into at work in the cold
  • (She accidentally charms so many young women as she puts on
    their snow tires. A lot of business comes her way through word of mouth.)
  • For Michiru, winter has always been the time of year her
    family cared most about putting on a good face for each other and the public
  • The Kaioh family Christmas shot somehow always gets “leaked”
    to the press
  • Michiru has zero interest in playing along once Haruka is in
    the picture, especially since the rest of the family does not want Haruka in
    the literal picture
  • It’s a fight every year. Every single year.
  • Whenever she can convince Haruka to leave the mechanic shop
    in someone else’s hands, she jets them off to some distant, warm vacation spot where
    she “doesn’t get service” and screens all her family’s calls until well into
    January
  • It’s healthier for both of them. Haruka runs on the beach
    while Michiru relaxes by the water
  • (They’re always back in time for Haruka’s birthday though.
    Michiru treats it as the only real holiday)

Seiusa

  • Can you say SNOW BUNNIES
  • These two love winter
  • To Usagi the season is all about cookies and hot chocolate
    and snuggling and those are three of her favorite things
  • Seiya is the SNOWBALL FIGHT CHAMPION
  • (That no one WANTS to be in a snowball fight with her is not
    important)
  • They are the couple that always builds ridiculously detailed
    snowmen together
  • It gets to the point that Usagi actually shops for
    accessories. They have a whole drawer of snowman hats and scarves and knickknacks
    that no one but Usagi would think of even putting on a snowman
  • The moment they go back inside is Seiya’s favorite, Usagi’s
    all rosy cheeks and cold hands and Seiya just always scoops her up in her arms
    to warm her back up
  • They have so many matching ugly sweaters, because Usagi
    thinks they’re cute and Seiya thinks they’re funny
  • Usagi is also a gift-giving champion. Seiya is STILL flabbergasted
    everytime she comes home on wrapping day and sees the carnage of Usagi wrapping
    everything for all her friends and family
  • Usagi has to give Seiya gifts in private because Seiya tends
    to get “just a bit teary” over her thoughtfulness and never wants anyone to
    know
  • Also just picture these two losers falling asleep on the
    couch under a big flannel blanket, Seiya slumped down with her head nuzzled
    into Usagi’s shoulder as the snow falls outside