Mina comes home one day to find Haruka doing push ups over a plate of pizza rolls
“I NEED TO BUILD UP MY ARMS I WANT TO BE BUFF THE REWARD SYSTEM WORKS”
“Buddy it is amazing to me that you are both still alive and not violently ill at all times”
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Mina comes home one day to find Haruka doing push ups over a plate of pizza rolls
“I NEED TO BUILD UP MY ARMS I WANT TO BE BUFF THE REWARD SYSTEM WORKS”
“Buddy it is amazing to me that you are both still alive and not violently ill at all times”
I WENT ROOMMATE AU FOR THIS I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND.
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On Mina’s road to stardom, she took the little blessings
amid the muck of long greasy days and rich patrons who never tipped. Today, her
blessing was being told to go home early. Granted, it was less because her
manager had taken pity on her and much more because her performance as the
exuberant, ever-gracious waitress had begun to crack under the weight of “Table
for fifteen” and “I said well-done not burnt,” but that didn’t matter. She had
a Friday night to do real Friday night things for once. The plan was to stop
off at home to change, maybe grab Haruka if she wasn’t busy, and hit the town.
And judging by the singing Minako heard as she put her key
in the door, Haruka was indeed not busy.
She didn’t notice Minako come in. Her laptop was on the
couch, the end credits of Titanic playing across the screen. Haruka had
apparently abandoned her blanket-nest in against the other sofa arm, now in the
middle of a dramatic dance as she sang along with Celine Dion. Her face was
still tear-streaked. She’d dug out a t-shirt that must have been nearly twenty
years old, her hand pressed against Kate Winslet’s face as she clutched her
heart.
“Whatcha doin’, buddy?”
Haruka froze for a full bar, then dove to shut her laptop. “Nothing!
Nothing. You saw nothing.”
“Ohoho, buddy, I can’t unsee that.”
Haruka crossed her arms over her chest, unable to hide the
design completely. “You’re never home this early.”
“Yeah, it’s a treat. God, do you do this every Friday?”
“No! Of course not!” But Haruka withered under her gaze. “Sometimes
Mako comes over and we watch movies together.”
“Oh buddy. My sweet, delicate friend. We’re going out
tonight, and I’m going to get you laid.”
“But I’m tired, today at the shop—“
“Please, if you’re tired, it’s because you just cried for
three straight hours.” Minako dragged her to her bedroom. “Now, pick out your
butchly best, and I’ll find us a nice gay bar.”
In some universes, Mina can save the world. In this one, she can’t even save Haruka from herself.

sittingoverheredreaming submitted:
A giveaway entry for Mina (second choice). Due to where I am in life, I think about roommate AUs a lot, and I use it as an excuse to work on drawing. I think these three would work well together (and they’re my favs), but I don’t think Mina will get to make the choice for movie night again for a long time.
This is so cute! Look at all those details you’ve given everyone. CAN I SAY HOW IN LOVE I AM WITH YOUR MAKO BECAUSE I SUPER FUCKING AM. Everyone’s expressions are so delightful. It wasn’t enough for Minako to have a heart shirt, NOT GOTTA HAVE HEART PAJAMA BOTTOMS TOO. And Haruka with a Pikachu shirt, I think? I HOPE ROOMMATE MAKO BOUGHT IT FOR HER
Also I need to point out that it looks like maybe Minako sat on Mako’s hand and Mako’s pinching her ass and Minako is THOROUGHLY DELIGHTED BY EVERYTHING. Haruka, perhaps less so.
You know I want to know what movie they’re watching, now, right?
In times of trouble, my roommate comes to me and speaks words of wisdom.
Usually, “You’re a dumbass.”
Sometimes chocolate takes you from 0 to 100.
Based loosely on Real Roommate Events, in which for once I was not Haruka.
