Unpopular opinion:

When doing The Good Place AUs, it’s easy to see the similarities between Michiru and Tahini and go with it, but Rei actually slots into the “working to be good to beat everyone else” even better, and from there it opens up a nice inners-only situation, as Mina and Ami are obvious choices for Eleanor and Chidi, respectively

Mako as Jason is less direct, but god just imagine her trying to keep silent while the lie eats away at her and Rei is trying to strong arm her into talking, and then when she joins up with Mina she’s just like CAN I BAKE SOMETHING PLEASE, and Mina writes her off as simple

And for bonus points, Michael is Queen Serenity

Harumichi looking for their first apartment: a very fraught process, Haruka’s delicate feelings re:cost battle against her desire to fill Michiru’s every need, after a few tearful discussions they end up in something modest but modern and Michiru has the grace to let Haruka put in a decently fair share of the rent every month

Reinako looking for their first apartment: possibly an actual battle, Rei wants the cheapest place but also has impossible standards, Mina keeps suggesting artist housing as she is a yet-to-be-discovered actress/singer/model/general star but Rei refuses to live in a building full of theater kids, they end up spending their first year in a cramped, dirty studio because they can’t agree on anything but neither is willing to back down from their decision to live together

mina, one last little light

Mina held the candle between her palms. She’d tried to coax
it to be a roaring fire again, to keep it burning big and bright. But the flame
was small now, dwindling more and more, and she feared all the wood and
kindling would just choke it out sooner. She set it in a little holder on the
windowsill and pulled up a chair.

“It’s just you and me, hot stuff.” She rested her head on
her hand and winked and the candle flame. “Anything you want to do, now that we’re
alone?”

The offer did nothing to get a rise out of the flame. It
flickered on, ever smaller.

Mina pulled it closer. “A blaze of glory is enough on its
own, you know. It doesn’t have to be final.” She cupped her hand to the side of
the burning wick to protect it from any drafts. “You saved her. And me. Isn’t
that enough?”

The candle did not respond.

“No, you’re right, it’s not enough, she’s gonna need saving
again, and if you don’t come back now, you’re not gonna be here to do it. Who’re
you gonna trust to take care of her like you do? You always say I’m not enough
alone.”

The flame seemed a little brighter, maybe. Mina kept
talking.

“You know how I get. Too flighty or too hard, I’m not balanced
without you, and Usagi needs that balance. Can’t you do it for her?”

Dimmer, again. And then dimmer than before.

Mina put her head down. “I need you,” she whispered. “Can’t
you do it for me?”

For a moment, the flame grew large and bright, bigger than
the candle should be able to support. The room grew hot. Mina swore she felt a warm
hand squeeze hers. She closed her eyes and squeezed back, willing Rei to hold
on. They’d find a way to bring her back if she just held on.

But then the light went out entirely; the room went dark and
cold all at once. One single burning ember remained smoking on the candlewick.

Mina pulled it in and watched it pulse with her breath. “This
is it then.” She fought back her tears lest they fall on the candle. “I love
you, Rei. I hope you knew I always did.”

The last red spark faded to black. Mina sat alone in the
smell of smoke and felt the night stretch on forever.

rei, children’s footprints

The landscape had changed so much, it was only muscle memory
and the fine remnants of the psychic channel that led her to the spot. Trees
had sprung up where fire once ruled, creating a shadowy park in the midst of
the crystal city. The citizens avoided it. Rei had a wry appreciation that
their wariness remained hundreds of years after the shrine had been destroyed.

“It’s haunted ground,” she’d heard women say on streets
nearby. “So many people died there.”

There wasn’t a place in this city where people hadn’t died,
Rei knew. The price of this peace had been war, long, destructive, horrible
war. The shrine had been targeted, but so had hospitals, homes, schools.
Anywhere the senshi had connections. They were the world’s curse and its
saviors, though people only chose to think of the latter.

The shrine, though… Rei could understand why it loomed in
the citizens’ mythology. The spirit of her grandpa’s fires remained, the smell
of smoke lingered when nothing had burned since the day it all burned. She
placed her palm against one of the trees. She couldn’t feel their spirit the
way Makoto could, but she could feel the memory of fire inside them. They’d
claimed the land, but did not belong.

Their branches rustled as if to apologize to her. Rei sighed
into the wind. There were no real shrines in Crystal Tokyo.  No one, especially not Rei, had wanted to
build another after the destruction, but oftentimes she missed it. Not the
ostensible purpose of the shrine—the flame reading, the meditating, that they’d
built places for—but the overall feel. Sweeping the leaves. Teaching children
in the afternoons. Climbing the steps after a long day away.

Another sound came on the wind, soft laughter like that of
the children she used to mentor. She looked around. It wouldn’t surprise her if
this place had become the focus of young dares. It had been so many years
before, when her peers were still scared of her. There were footprints, she saw
now. Small bare feet had crossed through the dirt, seemingly recently.

The laughter came again, close behind her. She turned, but
there was no one there. It sounded again, on all sides. Rei froze. The hair
stood up on the back of her neck and she tried to focus her energy, find the
source. She closed her eyes. There.
She felt the presence before she saw it.

A girl stood before her, too young to be there on a dare.

Without thinking, Rei knelt to be eye level. “Are you lost?”

The girl blinked. She looked around and nodded.

“Are your parents nearby?”

She shook her head. “They’re gone. They’ve been gone awhile.”

Rei knew she meant dead. “I can take you somewhere, if you
need.” She held out her hand. “I’m Rei.”

The girl shook her head again. “I’m s’posed to be here. It’s
safe.” She rocked back and forth on her heels. “It’s safe, right?”

Unease spread through Rei’s mind. She must not forget this
wasn’t an ordinary encounter. “Safe from what?”

The girl’s eyes went dark. The air around her bent as though
it rose from heat on hot asphalt. “That which rained death from the sky.”

Rei swallowed hard. She’d opened the shrine to orphans, when
things had gotten bad. Many of them had been there when it was hit.

“It wasn’t safe, was it?”

Rei hung her head. “It wasn’t. I’m sorry.”

The air twisted more around the girl and darkened. “I wanted
to go home. I wanted to leave, but only you could leave. Only you were safe.”

She wondered if the spirit knew she was Mars, that she’d
been fighting when the shrine was attacked, and if it would matter. “Nowhere
was safe. I’m so sorry.”

“Leave this place.” The girl’s body appeared cloaked in
purple flames. “You do not belong.”

“I—“ She felt emotions in quick succession: fear, sorrow,
anger. “It was my home. I’m sorry it happened like this, but–”

“Leave!” The spirit rushed her.

Rei dodged, readied an ofuda. “What do you want?”

“I want to go home!” The flames grew in size and intensity. “I
don’t want to be trapped here!” The girl rose off the ground and flew at her.

Rei swung the ofuda onto the girl’s forehead. The flames dissipated;
she fell into Rei’s arms, cold and quiet, before slowly adding away.

“Be at peace,” Rei whispered as she disappeared. “You’ll
find your way home now.”

She made her way out of the trees slowly, knowing she wouldn’t
return.

sittingoverheredreaming:

So why does no one talk about Rei/Yaten?

I mean it’d be a train wreck but it would be a hilarious train wreck. They’d intrigue each other with their surface personalities long enough to get to dinner on the first date, but then each would expect the other to faun over them, and they slowly get more frustrated and less polished as the night goes on. Yaten slips in more and more passive aggressive jibes and Rei turns towards just plain aggressive but she really wants to rub it in Minako’s face that she can date a pop star so she doesn’t leave. And as much as Yaten is annoyed by the date they actually like Rei more than most people they’ve met because they have a mad respect for elegant fronts and they enjoy seeing Rei’s fall apart. And eventually theirs falls apart too much they insist it hasn’t and they and Rei are both just angry messes by the end of the night.

And then they agree to do it again soon.

Rei, Sleep

God, Rei is such a I’LL SLEEP WHEN I’M DEAD person.
Especially once she’s older and being her full duty and career-oriented self,
she’s constantly running on too little sleep and too much caffeine. Any night
over six hours is hugely indulgent to her.
She doesn’t crash nearly as much as anyone expects her to (this is a
constant source of aggravation to Mina, who crashes HARD when she goes without
sleep for too long).

When she does sleep, she sleeps hard, and she doesn’t have
visions in dreams the same way Michiru does. She does talk in her sleep (which I’ve
headcanoned before
), and she’s 100% a sleep cuddler, much to her chagrin in the
morning. Mina alternates between taking the piss out of her for it and trying
to grab a few extra moments of tenderness by not saying anything.

“So much of the time,” Michiru
whispered, “I feel like it’s all a mistake.”

Rei froze with champagne still on
her tongue. Haruka was at her Bachelorette party as they spoke, undoubtedly
blubbering to Mina and Mako and anyone who’d listen about how happy she was to
be marrying Michiru. And here Michiru was, with the slight flush of tipsy in
her cheeks, confessing this to Rei.

Mina was going to kill someone if she found out.

Rei swallowed hard and poured
Michiru another glass, aiming now to get Michiru properly drunk so that she
might forget what she’d said by morning. “You do?”

“It has to be.” Michiru drank
deeply. Her eyes avoided Rei’s, and Rei knew this had to be the raw truth. “There’s
no way we’re meant to be together.”

“Don’t you think-“

Michiru shook her head. “It’s a
mistake. The universe, God, whatever it is that pulls the strings, made a
mistake.” She poured herself a glass this time.

Rei knitted her hands together
tight and waited.

“Our miserable destiny caused a
hiccup, maybe. Haruka’s path got diverted from whoever she was really meant
for.” She drank again. Her eyes were glassy. Rei had never seen her cry. “She’s
too good for me, you know that.”

Rei held back a sigh of relief,
but couldn’t keep her posture from softening. “I don’t think that’s true.”

Michiru gave the smallest of
snorts. “Please. She ought to have found someone good and pure and noble,
someone whole and unbroken.” She ran her finger around the rim of her glass,
the soft siren song of it breaking through the quiet. “If I were better I’d let
her go, Rei.”

“Michiru…”

A tear finally broke free from the
well in her eye. “The universe made a mistake in giving her to me. But I’d
destroy it all before I let it take her back.”

It had been an unspoken rule in
all their friendship that touch was frivolous, but when Rei put her hand on
Michiru’s now she didn’t pull away. “She loves you.” It was all she could think
of to say. “That’s all that matters.”

Sparkle Sparkle It’s a Fic!

My sparklee this year is @tallangrycockatiel, who asked for Mina “helping” Haruka propose. I hope you enjoy it!

It’s Very You
~2K words
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There were times Haruka almost felt smart, or at least knowledgeable.
At the shop, finding the problem with an
engine. Fixing a kid’s bike chain. When she found the best deal at the supermarket,
she felt almost academic, math fell into place and numbers made sense.

But she’d never felt more stupid than in this moment.
Numbers and cuts and prices swam around in the jewelry cases, the over-bright
lighting making everything sparkle, even the price plaques. The salesman looked
down his nose at her. “What is it that you’re looking for?” he asked, as though
she had no business being there. She ought to have cleaned up more, not come
straight from work. She’d changed her shirt, made sure there were no oil stains
on her pants, but the smell gas and smoke clung to her skin and uncombed hair.
But the second the week’s paycheck had landed in her account she’d needed to
come. She couldn’t wait any longer.

“Well, a ring. An engagement ring.”

“Let me know if you have any questions.” He moved away,
keeping his eyes on her until another customer got his attention.

Haruka had a thousand questions, none of which she could ask
him. What is the difference between white
gold and silver and platinum? Why do all the diamonds look so gaudy? What
is
a princess cut? Will Michiru like what I
get? Will she say yes? Why won’t anything stay still?

There was only one person she trusted to give her at least
mostly honest answers. She slipped outside to make a call and not fifteen
minutes later, Minako rolled up. She kicked out the stand on her bike and slid
her sunglasses up over her hair and she had never looked more like a hero.

“Trying to save the environment?” Haruka asked with a weak
chuckle.

Mina grinned. “If Rei is gonna chew my ear off all the time
about it, I just have to outdo her. But now buddy, I’m saving so much more than
the ozone layer.” She slung one arm around Haruka’s shoulders. “I’m here to save
you from yourself.” She swung her other arm wide and stared into the distance.

“Mina.”

“Please. Your dramatic lesbian ass has no room to talk,” she
said with an eyeroll, but then she gave her hand a squeeze.

The nice thing was, Haruka supposed, Mina looked like
someone you’d expect to see in a jewelry shop. Maybe not for nice reasons, and
certainly not for true reasons— Mina’s money was all her own, however little
she had—but she looked the part. Her hair was long and silky, her clothes
looked straight out of next month’s magazines. The man behind the counter gave
her a very different look until she looped her arm into Haruka’s.

“So what’s your budget?”

“Well.” Haruka felt her cheeks warm. “Just about two
thousand.”

“Ah just—“ Mina stopped. “Just two thousand?”

“It’s below the average, but—“

“Where did you get two thousand dollars? I know your butch
pride won’t let you touch a cent of the Kaioh millions.”

“I saved. For a while. A couple years.”

Mina let out a low whistle. “Christ. Every time I think you’ve
reached peak sap, there you go, sailing to new heights.”

“It’s important.”

“Oh Haruka.” She rubbed her back between her shoulders. “I
know. We’ll find you a good ring.”


It wasn’t, at the end of the day, the fanciest ring. It hadn’t
even reached the top of Haruka’s budget; prices jumped instead of increasing
gradually. But she’d been able to insure it, and Mina assured her it was nice.
A simple silver band with a single small diamond, set off by two smaller
sapphires.

“She’ll love it, buddy,” Mina assured her in the car after
they’d strapped her bike to the back. “You did good.”

“Yeah?” Haruka let herself relax into her steering wheel,
but the weight of it all still consumed her.

Mina smiled and patted her shoulder. “Yeah. When are you
popping the question?”

Warmth crept up under Haruka’s collar. “Well. I don’t… I’m
not quite sure.”

“You bought the ring without a plan?”

“Not without a plan, I have lots of plans. I just… I just
don’t know what one is right.” Haruka swallowed hard. She’d been trying to plan
for months, but everything felt subpar. “I want it to be perfect.”

Mina snorted. “You’re ridiculous. She’s saying yes no matter
how you ask.”

“That’s not the point!” Haruka glanced over. “Do you really
think so?”

Mina looked up a raised her hands in plea. “God save the
lesbians from themselves. I’m sure the only reason Michiru hasn’t asked you to
just get hitched already is she knows it would wound your fragile butch
sensibilities.”

“You think I waited too long?”

“Christ, Haruka, not the point I’m making. I’m trying to say
she’d marry you in a heartbeat. You’re soulmates or whatever sappy thing you
want to call it. You’re going to ask in some amazing way, and she’s going to
say yes.” She pulled the lever to recline her chair. “And if you’re nervous,
you’re lucky enough to have me here to help.”

“Would you?”

“I’m not about to spend the next sixty years of my life
listening to you brood about how your proposal wasn’t good enough.”

“That’s an exaggeration.”

“Buddy, I’ve known you too long to believe that. Now—“ She sat
up and folded her hands over her knees. “Pretend I’m Michiru and we’ve just sat
down after a beautiful moonlight walk on the beach.”

Haruka could picture it—the salt smell of the sea spray
dancing with Michiru’s perfume, the wind floating through Michiru’s hair and
dress. The waves crashing in time with the thump thump thump of Haruka’s racing
heart, Michiru turning to Haruka expectantly and every word, every breath
catching in Haruka’s throat and—

Haruka pulled the car to the side of the road. “I can’t do
this. Nothing I say can be good enough.”

“So we’ll work on it.” Minako tossed her hair. “I have a
plan.”


The shrill of a whistle cut through Minako’s apartment. “Alright
soldiers. Welcome to proposal camp day one.”

Rei crossed her arms. “I didn’t agree to this.”

“And I’m pulling rank as your commander so you don’t have
to.” Mina grinned. “I needed a stand in snooty lesbian, and you fit the bill.”

“I’m not—“

“Michiru isn’t—“

Mina blew her whistle again. “No sass. I trained you better
than this.” She pointed at Haruka. “You need to find the right way to propose.
We’re going to roleplay scenarios until you find the right one.”

“I’m not sure—“

Mina blew the whistle.

“Okay.”

“Scenario one. Dinner.” Mina shuffled them into chairs on
either side of a TV tray. “Now. I know my dear butch puddle, and I’m vetoing
any ring-in-a-drink or food thing. It would go to the wrong table, and you
would cry for a month.”

Haruka’s stomach sank as she realized the logic. It had been
an idea, a leading idea, and it was bad. Were all her ideas wrong?

“Now. Imagine. You’ve just finished eating. The waiter has
not yet brought the check—“

“That’s important,” Rei cut in, “because they may waive the
bill for the occasion.”

“Thank you Madame Cheapskate. Now. You’re in candlelight, you’ve
just eaten a nice meal, the ring is in your pocket. Go.”

Haruka looked across the tiny table at Rei. Her heart raced
even as she tried to focus on how different she was from Michiru. “I… I um. I
have something to ask you.”

“Shoot.”

Mina cleared her throat.

Rei huffed. “Fine. What is it, love?”

“Well. There’s something important I want to ask.”

“Yes, you said.” Rei crossed her arms. “What is it? …Dear.
What is it, dear?”

“I… I love you very much. And I will love you forever. So
what I want to say is—what I want to ask is…” Haruka swallowed hard. “Will you
marry me?”

“No.”

Tears welled up in Haruka’s eyes. “No?” It was Rei, but Rei
knew Michiru. Rei knew what Michiru would want, probably, and it wasn’t this.

Mina blew the whistle. “Penalty to the snooty lesbian.
Unrealistic answer.”

“Oh please. I’m not saying yes to anything less than
perfect.”

“Not you. Michiru.”

Rei tapped her fingers on the table. “If the point is to teach her how to propose, then she’s not
going to learn unless we’re hard on her.”

“That is not the point.” Mina put her face in her hands. “You’re
dismissed. I have a better idea.”


By the time Haruka had dried her eyes, Rei was curled on the
couch and Mina had changed outfits. It took Haruka a moment to process the
pants, the button-down, the way her hair was pinned up…

“Oh no. Mina…”

“No no.” Mina gestured widely. “Right now, I am Haruka. And
you—“ She hooked a string of fake pearls around Haruka’s neck—“are Michiru. And
I, Haruka Tennoh, most romantic of noodles, have just taken you out to a nice
dinner, and now am inviting you on a walk about town.” She offered Haruka her
elbow. Haruka took it in her best attempt at a lady-like fashion.

Mina led her around the couch. “Did you enjoy dinner, my
love?”

“Um. Yes.”

“Good good. The moon is beautiful, just like you.” Mina
touched Haruka’s nose. Haruka grimaced. “There’s been something on my mind
lately, you know.”

“Oh yeah?”

“Indeed, my beautiful mermaid flower. I think we’re ready to
take the next step in our lives.” Mina threw herself down on one knee. Haruka
tried to remember if she every called Michiru a beautiful mermaid flower. It
sounded ridiculous. Maybe she was ridiculous, maybe the whole thing was
ridiculous.

“Will you marry me?”

Rei snorted from the couch.

“What now, flame brains?”

“It all seems very unromantic. Stiff.”

Mina stood up. “And how would you do it?”

Rei snatched up the ring box and dragged Minako by the wrist
over to the TV stand. She slammed the box down. “Well?”

Mina burst out laughing. “It’s very you, for sure.”

“You’d marry me if I asked.” Rei’s face flushed red.

“Then I’m lucky you’ll never ask, aren’t I?”

“Guys.” Haruka grabbed the ring and stuffed it back in her
pocket. “I think I’m good. I’m going home.”

“You got a plan, buddy?”

“Yeah,” Haruka lied. “I got a plan.”


She got in her car feeling even less sure than she had at
the beginning. Rei had been right; everything was artificial. Haruka couldn’t
propose the way Rei had, but something in it rang truer than the rest. It wasn’t
fireworks spelling out the question and it wasn’t a band swelling at the perfect
moment, it wasn’t even a planned evening. It had been Rei, pure and simple. And
right.

Haruka mulled it over on the drive. There had to be a right
way. Not asking wasn’t an option. Waiting didn’t even feel like an option. She’d
waited for the ring. She could wait for a thousand other things, or she could
be through with waiting. She could do it now. She could. She would.

She stopped at a corner store for some roses. When she got
home, Michiru was already there, reading on the couch with her legs curled
under her. She rose an eyebrow and smiled over her book at the flowers. “What
occasion have you found today?”

Haruka smiled back. The words caught in her throat, again,
but she’d push through this time. She snuggled into Michiru and let her look at
the flowers. “Do you like them?”

“They’re lovely, Haruka.”

“And this?” She pulled the ring box from her pocket to open
before Michiru’s eyes. “Do you like it?”

“Haruka,” Michiru said in a gasp. She reached up to the
ring, her hand stopping just short.

“Michiru.” Haruka’s heart raced. “Will you marry me?”

“Oh Haruka. Yes.”
Michiru pulled her in to kiss.

Haruka broke into tears the moment their lips touched. “Do
you mean it?”

“Nothing would make me so happy as having you as my wife.”

“I want to be your wife.” Haruka pulled her close. “I’m
going to be your wife.” She slipped the ring onto Michiru’s finger. It slipped
around, a little too big. Haruka had not thought to check Michiru’s size.

“It’s perfect.”

Haruka looked down. “I tried.”

Michiru pulled her face back up and wiped her tears. “Haruka,
love, I couldn’t be happier.”

I think, especially as she gets older, Rei talks a lot in her sleep. It’s rarely anything sensical, but sometimes when they’re together Minako will sit up and listen. It’s her secret little piece of Rei that she’ll never mention to anyone, not even Rei herself.

Michiru and Rei, “Are you flirting with me?”

This either post-S or post-stars, depending on when you feel like having their friendship begin. (translation: I can’t decide between the two whoops)

The crowd had finally dispersed. Rei began packing up the
unsold charms and double-counting the money. “I’m sorry,” she said
automatically as someone approached. “You’ll have to come back tomorrow if you
want a charm.”

“Ara, how unlucky for me.”

Rei looked up. “Oh, Michiru. I didn’t—is anything wrong? Why
are you here?”

“Well, I was so hoping to buy one of your charms.”

Rei blinked, unsure if Michiru was teasing her.

“Also,” Michiru continued in Rei’s silence. “I booked a spa
day for two next week. Haruka most unfortunately has a race she wants to watch
that day, which she assures me is too important to miss. I thought I would ask
you to join me in her place.”

“In her place?” Rei felt her cheeks warm. “Are you flirting
with me?”

“I believe the right word would be propositioning, and no.”
Michiru smiled in that mysterious way she had. “You’re not my type, I’m afraid.”

“Then why are you asking me?” Rei realized too late the
question was rude.

“We’re friends, are we not?”

She hesitated. Rei had not thought of Michiru in such terms,
though she supposed that of all the outer soldiers, she did like Michiru best. “Yes,
I’d say so.” It only occurred to her then that a different answer may have hurt
Michiru’s feelings, that Michiru had feelings that could be hurt at all.

“Well then, isn’t it natural we do things together?” Michiru
pushed her hair back behind her ear. “Have you ever been to a spa? They’re very
nice.”

For a moment, Michiru’s smile seemed less mysterious, and instead
almost shy. But in a blink the impression was gone, and Rei felt silly for
having the thought. “Yeah, sure, I’d love to go with you.”

“Most excellent. I’m sure you’ll enjoy it.” Michiru’s smile
changed for real then, from something practiced to something genuine. Rei
had the strangest feeling she had experienced a great and rare privilege, and smiled back.