I’m dying laughing my workplace intended to have my first day as a permanent employee be yesterday and, of course, they missed that goal

But they also forgot to tell me anything about it. My boss called me in to apologize for the delay and I didn’t even know I’d been approved yet

I’ve been catching up with Grey’s Anatomy on Netflix and the latest season has this bittersweet sense that the show might close soon so it wants to say as much as it can. Like, Grey’s is soapy trash but it’s always been soapy trash that does its best to highlight things it can. It hasn’t always done the best but it has always done, and seeing it do more gives me a lot of feelings

This weekend was exhausting but the two most important take aways:

  • My niece says my wife and I would be cuter if we were dogs, and also wanted to ride in our car everywhere
  • Our hamster apparently has separation anxiety and didn’t eat for the whole day and a half we were gone. We came home to him staring at the front door.

I’m supposed to go out to Ohio for a totally-not-a-family reunion this weekend and I am DREADING it, and now I’m extra dreading it because my mom is having health stuff so she and my sister and niece might not even go, but I won’t be able to get out of it