I have a girlfriend holy shit
Tag: personal
Today I am committed to doing as little as possible
update: not that committed, apparently.
Today I am committed to doing as little as possible
I just wanna say open and honest communication is like seriously the best thing
I need like, a pamphlet to hand out to new roommates I don’t know well. A primer on Sam, if you will.
Points to cover:
- I’m a lesbian
- I like girls
- I date women
- I am a woman who is attracted to other women
- I did not see your text about moving in right away because a girl was holding my hand and I was feeling extra gay
- I’m really gay
- S U P E R S A P H I C L E S B I A N
- I have anxiety about leaving my iron on and will probably ask you to check I’ve turned it off sometimes
As much as I am clueless and nervous, I’m also not nearly as clueless and nervous as I tell myself I am
I can actually be kind of smooth when I get out of my own way and it’s WEIRD
So like, I’ve got a thing that’s probably a date today
My total sleep for the past two days is like eight hours but I regret none of my choices
It is amazing to me that even wearing a BN Staff ball cap, people thought I had a GREAT costume.
It is more amazing to me that someone stopped me to compliment my accent. It took me a good thirty seconds to realize they weren’t digging my midwestern speech patterns, but instead thought I was a dude doing a British accent.
But most amazing is that only one photo of me made it onto the corporate facebook so far, and it is absolutely the very best picture
AHAHAA I was like Wow I am TRANSFORMED, I am a new confident person, but then it’s time to text it’s it’s like. NOPE I’M STILL THE SAME ME.
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