You know, chocolate dipped strawberries in the bath SOUNDS very romantic and sensual, but in practice… it’s a mess
Tag: personal
My wife, very sleepy: I want this pillow
Me: you want my pillow
My wife: I just want this pillow
Me: yes, that pillow is my pillow
My wife: I don’t see why we need to put labels on things
@paksenarrion-reader mojitos are good too but my wife wants me to show their response to your comment. But also im not sure they even know what your comment was.
Yo just saying mikes hard lemonade and whisky is the best mixed drink hands down
Disaster Gays ™
Me: *sprays cologne on my earring to clean it*
My wife: that’s probably not the most sanitary thing to do
Me: yeah but we don’t have rubbing alcohol it’s the closest thing I’ve got
My wife: why don’t you just pee on in?
Me: …that’s not… I’m just gonna use soap
So my wife wants to get a tattoo of a corset, since they did burlesque in college and want a memento of it. They could’t find a design they like, so they gave me some references and had me try.
AND IT’S PRETTY AMATUR BUT I’M PROUD OF IT AND THEY MAY ACTUALLY GET IT PUT ON THEIR BODY SO??? WOW
My wife is sweet enough to let me put all this in the living room
There’s another butch in the office and I want to find a chill way to say HELLO PLEASE BE MY NEW BEST FRIEND
I am exhausted but we did it! (Nearly) all our stuff is here, we have to buy furniture but the apartment is starting to really feel like home
So it looks like we’re probably gonna drive 6 hours tomorrow, pack up what’s left in NYC, get it all in the U-Haul, and then drive 6 hours right back
I AM READY TO BE DONE WITH MOVING
Okay with the weather the U-Haul wasn’t really a safe option (we uh. Couldn’t get it out of the lot and took that as a sign) so we’re just going in the car so it has become a FUN ROAD TRIP. We’ll spend the night and fit in what we can, ship or toss what we can’t, and we’re way more relaxed now.
SittingOverHereDreaming 