Hey… mother-in-law… did you know that demanding we not get you a holiday present and only get the cheapest things for when you visit us is actually… really insulting????
Tag: personal
My wife sweetly told me they want to take me to dinner tonight, and when I said that sounded nice they immediately jumped to “AWESOME LET’S GO TO RED LOBSTER”
which is only made funnier by the fact that my wife has never been to a red lobster
I might not have to work today because our entire system has crashed
but also I might have to call in every hour to see if they’re back up
asfhdjgh;ksdl my itunes was hacked and someone bought stuff oh my god??
My wife knows me too well, I took way longer to vote than they did and when I apologized, they were just like, “it’s okay, I figured you would be super meticulous filling in the bubbles”
I feel called out
I think I have my first hangover today, but I got it celebrating getting a new position at work that will allow me to work from home two days a week and lines me up better to get the job/promotion I want once I’m eligible so it’s not so bad
Me: I’m not going to be one of those people who floods social media about pets, it’s rare to have a pet worth others’ attention
Also me: my dog should be a model tho
We have a pup!! His name is Levi!
I’m a sucker so instead of adopting a cat, this Saturday the wife and I are picking up a puppy
We’re all moved into the house and I hope to be on more, but that’s dependent on us getting the internet to work. The company is sending someone to take a look today, and boy are they gonna have a time figuring it out.
The lady who lived there before us had a cable/internet connection in every single room. All stemming from one source. The basement ceiling is a maze of cords and connections and splitters. I tried to follow it to find a path from the source to any of the accessible cords, but it’s too much of a mess
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