Your eyes are an ocean. Your breasts are also an ocean.
Haruka Tenoh, probably.
Tag: omfg
What do we say to the god of death?
Persephone: so since we’re married and all I’m gonna assume it’s okay if I get a houseplant
Persephone: it will represent our love
Persephone: a love fern, if you will
Persephone: or a love herb
Persephone: a love mint
Persephone: what I’m trying to say is I turned your girlfriend into a plant
Persephone: sorry not sorry
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live
Would you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evil thing.
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.~ Green Eggs and Hamlet
Pokemon
I can’t fucking breathe.
That’s my Joey.
YES
mf
“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”
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