presidentnerd:

docholligay:

presidentnerd:

Okay, but first there is such a thing as a limited edition Spicy Hawaiian Pizza Hot Pocket and I have never been treated to it??? That is a fucking shame

BUT YES

YES SHE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME. OVER EVERYTHING. HOT POCKET? SHE OUTRANKS YOU, HARUKA! 

WHAT THEY WATCH ON NETFLIX? DON’T TALK BACK TO YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER, URANUS, WE’RE WATCHING CITY OF ANGELS AGAIN. 

WHO GETS TO PET THAT DOG FIRST? AS YOUR LEADER I COMMAND YOU TO STEP ASIDE AND LET ME HUG MR. FLUFFWIFAKISS THE THIRD.

One day Haruka’s going to snap and fucking throw her like YEAH OKAY YOU OUTRANK ME AINO BUT I CAN STILL BENCH PRESS YOUR ASS

First of all:

SEARCH LIMITED EDITION HOT POCKETS YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED

Secondly, absolutely, one of these days Mina is gonna take the last swiss cake roll and she is gonna sail elegantly across the room when Haruka rememebrs that WAIT SHE IS MUCH SMALLER THAN  ME

God Sweet God there is SLIM JIM NACHO ONE its like everything ever in my nightmares I have to eat these and experience true hell

also how Minako doesn’t end up slam dunked into Michiru’s Olympic sized pool by a hungry and pissed Haruka every day of her life is a mystery to me, honestly

I JUST NOTICED THE SLIM JIM NACHO COMES WITH CAFFEINATED CHEESE. THERE ARE TOO MANY DISASTERS IN THAT BOX. I can only imagine what happens the night Haruka eats like five in one sitting.