Half of Tumblr: STAHP TALKING ABOUT TEH STUPID GOAT OMG SHUTUP
Other half of Tumblr: I came out to climb 90 degree angles and lick salt deposits out of mountainsides and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

me: grandpa, can you pass the salt shaker
grandpa: back in my day
me:
grandpa: we didn’t have “salt shakers”
me:
grandpa: we had to climb a nearly 90 degree inclines
me:
grandpa: to lick salt deposits off the mountainside
me: why?
grandpa: we craved that mineral

asky thing

thank you livingbrokeondietcoke

Name: Sam
Nicknames: also Sam
Birthday: 5/27
Gender: some sort of girl thing ask later (demigirl??)
Sexual orientation: hella gay
Favourite color: purple
Time and day at current date at the moment: Tuesday. December 16. 6:16pm
Average hours of sleep: not enough
Lucky Number: Three according to the playbuzz quiz Kate found
Last thing I googled: nyc weather
First word that comes to mind: stahp
One place that makes me happy: inside my car
How many blankets I sleep under: 1

FAVOURITE… 

Fictional Character: do you have to ask?
Book: no
TV show: sticking to ones airing now, Grey’s Anatomy or Jane the Virgin
Favourite Food: burrrrrritoooooos
Last movie I saw at the cinema: Mockingjay
Dream Holiday: idk I’ve always wanted to go to Santorini?
Dream Wedding: I want the aisle to involve a staircase
Dream Job: writer/Sailor Senshi

okay crystalxizzle  whyaredecisionssohard and anyone else who wants to do it!