sometimes it feels like street harassers can sense when I’m having days when I feel happy and androgynous/agender/whatever, and they’re like, that person who has a vagina and boobs feels like they can be something other than a woman, better remind them that we’ll never see them as anything else and that gives us power! I almost never have street harassment when I’m feeling 100% girl.

granted I don’t know if today technically counts as street harassment, a guy in a cheese suit (like, a cheese costume. no idea if he was working for one of the store or if he was just like. I feel like dressing as cheese today) grabbed me and kissed my head after declaring that he liked my hair (“her hair”), so I have no idea what to call that. except unpleasant.

To the Editing Room and Back Again: How Warner Bros Almost Ruined The Hobbit

jabberwocky1996:

Something that I noticed really irritates me is the stunning lack of research in the Tolkien fandom regarding The Hobbit trilogy and how they pin the blame for everything on Jackson. But as I discovered over the past three months, there’s a bigger story. The trilogy had one of the most nightmarish productions in recent memory and all of it is Warner Bros. and New Line Cinema’s fault. 

The first problem emerged in 2008 when New Line Cinema and Warner Bros. refused to pay the Tolkien Estate the money that they owed them (including for The Lord of the Rings). What followed was two and a half years of everything spiraling out of control, not only sending the film into Development Hell but causing Guillermo del Toro to leave production after having been attached to it. To make matters worse, these legal issues got so bad that it would have taken the production out of New Zealand entirely. Only when Peter Jackson decided to come back to the director’s chair in late 2009 was everything sorted out.

And then the studio only gave Peter Jackson and Weta six months of pre-production and told him to start filming immediately afterwards or else. And before production could even begin, Jackson was hospitalized in January 2011 for a perforated stomach ulcer, which eerily was one of the contributing causes of Tolkien’s death. Luckily, it was caught in time and surgery went smoothly. This, however, forced production and principal photography to be halted for a month.

Filming itself went smoothly for the most part until the decision was made to split it into three movies instead of two. The sound designers, mixers, and editors had to create and edit new sound effects halfway through doing the second film. Then there was the decision to CGI Azog, Bolg, and the orcs in the first and second films, with the decision with Bolg being made so suddenly that whole sequences had to be re-shot, which is why in the trailers Azog is the one chasing the dwarves but in the film it’s Bolg.

Another piece of evidence of the suddeness of switching from two movies to three: the scene where the group tries to bury Smaug in gold in the forges was added only because the filmmakers needed a cliffhanger (they confirmed this when asked) and the actors and some of the crew literally had no idea what they were filming until the finished film.

The romance between Kili and Tauriel was always intended to be in the film from as early as 2010 with her relationship with Legolas being strictly platonic and more like a brother and sister. But when re-shoots were done to turn it into three films, the studio forced them to write Legolas into the love story and turn it into a love triangle. Both Evangeline Lilly and Peter Jackson have admitted they hated the idea of a love triangle and just wanted to tell a simple love story.
This is also evidenced in the healing scene in Laketown. In the original script, she healed one of Bard’s daughters (most likely Tilda) but when re-shoots happened it was changed to Kili, which coupled with the aforementioned Bolg switch suddenly explains Kili being hit with an arrow.

When it finally came time to do the third film, the studio practically took the film away from Jackson and forced him to edit it in a way he didn’t approve of and imposed tons of baggage onto film, demanding more emphasis on the love story and possibly more Alfrid scenes.

All of this ended up blowing up in Warner Bros’ faces and while the trilogy did do well, it became a Base Breaker for audiences and critics and the Tolkien Estate has relinquished the film rights to the books until further notice. All the aforementioned meddling was confirmed not just by Peter Jackson but also by Graham McTavish and Evangeline Lilly, with McTavish confirming the theatrical cut for the third film isn’t what was intended and that the extended cuts of all three films are closer to Jackson’s original intention. 

Yikes. Now you know all this, I hope you at least are aware of what was going on behind the scenes. Thank you. 

crystalxizzle this is the post I mentioned, I finally found it again!

ALEXANDER HAMILTON

swanjolras-archive:

okay.

let’s talk about alexander hamilton.

  • gosh, the united states doesn’t have the government i want. how do i fix this? what if i wrote an 85-part “anonymous” essay in the newspaper
  • gosh, i don’t like the president. how do i fix this? what if i wrote a 15-part open letter in the newspaper
  • gosh, my Nemesis found out about that time i accidentally fucked a woman not my wife who was only doing it to blackmail me. how do i fix this? what if i wrote a 95-page pamphlet and published it in

(side note: what the fuck, hamilton)

  • gosh, george fucking washington is not promoting me fast enough. what if i purposefully pissed him off to End Our Friendship Forever
  • gosh, my home was just hit by a hUGE FUCKING HURRICANE. what if i used this opportunity to write a poem about it so people give me Lots Of Money Forever
  • gosh, president john adams doesn’t love me as much as washington did. what if i got all of his cabinet members to give me dirt on him that i then published in a 15-part open letter in the newspaper so he can’t get reelected, despite the fact that he is a mEMBER OF MY PARTY

(side note: WHAT THE FUCK, HAMILTON)

  • GOSH, I’M NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY, WHAT IF I THREATENED TO FIGHT THE ENTIRE FUCKING DEMOCRATIC-REPUBLICAN PARTY

side note: whAT THE Fokay you know what i give up. i fucking give up, alexander hamilton, you useless twit of a brilliant handsome probably bisexual sharp-tongued eloquent abolitionist immigrant new yorker, i cannot sort you into a hogwarts house. please never, ever, ever attend hogwarts.

livingbrokeondietcoke 

I’m applying to a certain large corporate fast food chain, and their application is pure evil. There’s this choose one part, and half of it is “-negative trait- or -negative trait-” and it’s like, okay are they more likely to hire me if I say I hate people or if I say I hate work? Why is this a thing? 

Rose pretty clearly didn’t want Pearl sacrificing herself all the time, Rose’s power is a shield, there is literally no reason for Pearl to keep putting herself in danger (except for Pearl’s self-esteem and her belief that Rose is too important to be in the battle at all).

So just imagine a time when Rose gets hurt trying to reign in and protect Pearl. Imagine it’s the only time Pearl has seen her have to regenerate. Imagine Rose hoping it will help Pearl see that how she fights doesn’t help anyone, but Pearl taking it the completely opposite way and internalizing more self-hatred and believing that if she just fights harder, she can protect Rose from ever going through this again. Imagine how hard Rose works to change her mind.