– korra and asami spent most of their vacation cuddling under trees
– korra likes to rest her head in asami’s lap while she plays with her hair
-they hung out near waterfalls and probably went swimming
– korra’s favorite thing about the vacation was that asami was there next to her holding her hand all the way
Tag: not sailor moon
Hi my name is Kate and I am secretly 5 lizards in a trench coat.
Relationship status: jellybeans
reminder that i don’t celebrate april fool’s day, and here’s the reason why.
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Next time you fucking think of being a jerk for laughs, read this shit.

Game Freak Inc. musical composer and director of Pokemon, Junichi Masuda, recently tweeted a link to something rather hilarious. According to the link, 800 wild Slowpoke have been on the loose due to a scientific mishap and are now taking over Japan.
The UDON Journal mentions, scientist have been undergoing an experiment in hope of solving the water shortage problem and have kept this endeavor under-wraps since 1963. Scientists had expected to solve the problem by manipulating the Pokemon, Slowpoke, and its ability to induce rain by simply yawning.
If you would like to see a translated page of The UDON Journal, click here.
Slowpoke was originally spotted in Pokemon Red andBlue when the videogame launched on the Nintendo Game Boy in 1996.
This is obviously a joke from Masuda, but tons of individuals are now capturing images of the wild Slowpoke and uploading the pictures on twitter using #sanukiyadon.
Source: purenintendo.com

You and me (Good Company)
Can’t find the post, but a while back someone and amissapanda were talking about this song from Oliver and Company and bby fakiru. It was a really cute idea and so here we are. 🙂

no one appreciates my great jokes
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
