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I really hope the corporate social media team continues to include random photos of just me in their posts because I find it hilarious and I want to have a collection of them when our summer events are done
oh man I have been blessed. they have out done themselves. they have posted the most unnecessary photo.

what am i doing in this photo? am i a worker or a customer? what event is this? is anyone there but me? the others showed me at least DOING something but this is literally just a shot of me with nothing to tie it to the event they’re posting about and I legitimately laughed out loud when I saw it
I feel cutest when I look like a total dudebro
@docholligay and anyone else interested, here’s a link to the photos
https://www.facebook.com/barnesandnoble/posts/10154064873810020

I FEEL I SHOULD SHOW Y’ALL HOW GAY THIS MAKES ME LOOK
Before haircut: Unfortunate Potato
After haircut: Heaven shines down upon this handsome gal
captainsnumple replied to your post “I’m at work and will reply to you guys later (I LOVE YOU THANK YOU)…”
I CONFUSED ‘DYKE’ WITH ‘DUKE’ I WAS VERY CONFUSED FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES UNTIL I GOOGLED I’M NOT A NATIVE SPEAKER OKAY I’M NOT A SPEAKER AT ALL I THOUGHT YOU’RE CALLING YOURSELF A MONARCH BECAUSE IT’S LIKE A ROLE THAT HELPS YOU FEEL STRONGER OR MAYBE A LOCAL MEME OR FAIRY TAIL CHARACTER ‘ANGRY DUKE’ I DON’T KNOW I IMAGINED YOU WEARING A CARDBOARD CROWN FOR FUN FASHION AND SELF CONFIDENCE IT WAS A CUTE CROWN. WHATEVER
OH SNUMPS I *AM* A NATIVE SPEAKER AND I MAKE MISTAKES LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME. (Like, for an easy example, until the Harry Potter movies came out I thought Flitwick and Flich were the same character because they start with Fl and sometimes I can’t distinguish between words that are similar)
BUT ALSO I LIKE YOUR VERSION A LOT AND SO I MADE MYSELF A CROWN

I AM THE ANGRY DUKE

@docholligay I WASNT BUT YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME
@docholligay also got me this shirt, featuring @moonwhing‘s beautiful art, and I love it!! The shirt itself is my favorite fit for a t-shirt, it’s loose without being boxy, and it’s SUPER SOFT. And I can’t stress that I love the art enough either– ever since Doc posted about the bags she got with these designs, I’d been thinking about buying myself something. I like the silhouette style a lot, how it straddles the line between obvious and subtle (as much as I’m a nerd, I do like it when my clothes don’t scream ANIME, but I still love declaring my fandom). I showed my roommate, and she said it was pretty, which is a HIGH COMPLIMENT.
IMPORTANT RELATED POST. It’s a very important anniversary I’m sure you all care DEEPLY about. (extreme dorkiness, sappiness, and more selfies behind the cut)
ONE YEAR AGO TODAY MY FRIEND BOUGHT ME MY FIRST MENSWEAR
look at what a baby I was

I WAS SO NERVOUS THAT IT DIDN’T LOOK GOOD. YOU CAN SEE I WAS KIND OF TRYING TO FEMME IT UP, EVEN THOUGH THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHY I WANTED THAT SHIRT.
compare to today, when I’m like “this is hideous and I love it”

I’M A WEE BIT FEELSY BECAUSE WHILE I’M STILL SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT SOME ASPECTS OF MY PRESENTATION LOOK AT HOW FAR I’VE COME AND HOW MUCH MORE CONFIDENT I AM