Tag: MIRACLE HATEMANCE

Mina-Mamo hatemance is stuck in my head now, not just as its
own thing but as a competing thing with Haru-Seiya.

Like, one day Haruka stomps around and throws up her hands. “Seiya
is such a jerkass! Why does Usagi have to keep bring her around?”

And Mina’s just like, “Buddy I’ve had to deal with Mamoru
for years. Seiya’s not that bad you can relax.”

“Seiya is THE WORST HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT. And what’s the
problem with Mamoru? He’s chill.”

“Only your dramatic gay ass would call a douche who runs
around in a tuxedo all night chill.”

“But he doesn’t bother anyone and he’s never hit on Michiru.”

Mina puts a hand on Haruka’s shoulder. “I know this is hard
to believe, but there are far worse things than hitting on your girlfriend.
Seiya has never endangered the planet and the princess across two life times,
and she has the decency to have a personality.”

“A PERSONALITY THAT SUCKS.”

Mina shrugs. “Just how I see it. Honestly if it wouldn’t
fuck up the future I’d rather Usagi end up with her. And maybe if it would too.”

“WHAT NO.” Haruka immediately starts drafting a list of
romance tips to give to Mamoru.

Mina wonders how out of line it would be if she let Seiya
know all Usagi’s favorite foods and date spots.

They work very hard to prove their respective points, but
before they can bring anything to Usagi or her suitors, she lets them know she’s
trying that polyamory thing, and will be dating Seiya too now.

Haruka and Mina collapse in on each other in despair.