Sometimes chocolate takes you from 0 to 100.
Based loosely on Real Roommate Events, in which for once I was not Haruka.

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Sometimes chocolate takes you from 0 to 100.
Based loosely on Real Roommate Events, in which for once I was not Haruka.

Haruka appraised herself in the mirror one last time. She looked dapper, but not too dapper. A reasonable dapper, a personable dapper. Or, she thought so at least. She swallowed hard and left the locker room. She needed this job, however much she doubted she’d do well– there wasn’t even an automotive section here.
The customer service desk was a drab affair, and the worker behind it looked neither personable or dapper.
“Er, hi.” Haruka rubbed her palms on her pants. “I was told to look for a Ms. Aino? It’s my first day.”
The worker sighed and picked up the desk phone. “Minako to customer service.”
Minutes passed. The worker said nothing. Haruka thought it best to follow suit.
“You must be Haruka.”
Whatever Haruka had expected in her manager, Minako Aino was not it. She was younger than Haruka by the looks of it, with long blonde hair and a variation on the uniform that looked like it should be drawn in a pin up calendar.
“You’re gonna do well here, I can tell.”
Haruka did not ask why she thought so. Haruka couldn’t quite find the words to say anything.
“Here in this fine establishment, we have two rules. One. Sell shit. Two. No hitting the customers. We used to only have one rule, but then my predecessor made us realize the need for rule number two.”
Haruka could not tell if she was being serious. Minako led her to the jewelry counter. “This is our domain.”
“Um, this isn’t where I thought they’d put me.”
Minako smiled. “My buddy who interviewed you knew this was your place. He likes to send me the genuine ones. Balances me out.”
“I see.”
Minako gave her a playful punch in the shoulder. “Don’t worry so much. We’re gonna get along great.”
Whatever she had implied about being insincere, Haruka found she believed her.
My sparklee is none other than @rosepetalrevolution, and as soon as I saw the prompt “PMMM-style AU”, I knew what I had to write. I had a lot of fun with it (and a lot of trouble, lol) so I hope you enjoy it! ~2400 words, and I’d call this BroTP focused, though HaruMichi and Reinako are present.
Minako Magica
“Listen, there’s something off about her lately. “
Haruka rolled her eyes and kept walking. “I’m not asking you two to get along. But—“
“This isn’t about me.” Mina dug her nails into her palm. “I’m worried for you.” There was something in the back of her mind she couldn’t quite call forward. Whenever she saw Michiru, the hairs on the back of her neck prickled and her body tensed as if ready to fight. Something had changed. Minako had never been afraid of the girl, no matter what power her family’s money gave her. “You can feel it too, however much you want to ignore it.”
“She’s… she’s just Michiru.”
Mina noted it wasn’t a no. “Haruka…”
The sunny road around them went dark. Purple shadows danced around them like snakes charmed out of the darkness. Images of smiling faces rained down from a domed black sky.
The most startling thing, to Mina, was that it didn’t feel startling at all. Her immediate thought was Not again and her hand reached for something on her belt that wasn’t there.
Haruka’s back pressed up to hers, and she knew she felt the same way. “What the hell?”
“Another witch.” The words were out before Mina could process them. Another? When had she faced this unreality before?
The shadow struck at them. Despite their insubstantial appearance, every hit they landed stung. Mina and Haruka split to dodge.
“What do we do?”
“Run,” Mina called out.
“Where? There’s no end!”
“There has to be.” Mina spun around the way they came, but it was the same rounded darkness as in front of them.
“Stay still!” a sharp voice called out. A stream of arrows followed, piecing each shadow and dissolving it into a poof a glitter.
“I’m surprised Miss Deathbringer herself hasn’t come to save you,” came a deeper voice, soon followed by the appearance of a tall brunette girl. Her muscular frame was offset by a green dress bedecked by pink bows and frills but matched by the large hammer slung over her shoulder.
“She’ll be coming.” A smaller girl with streaming black hair leapt down from somewhere Mina couldn’t see. Her outfit was simpler, a long white tunic with a red sash, but she too carried a weapon– a long, exquisitely curved black bow. A bright red jewel was set into the strap of her quiver. “She has felt the danger now.”
“What is going on?”
The new comers turned to Haruka. “It’s a witch,” the larger one said.
The smaller one, who, Mina couldn’t help but notice, was strikingly pretty, squared her shoulders. “You don’t want to know anything more than that.”
“We do.” Mina faced her. “There’s something that’s been happening for awhile, and you’re going to explain it.”
The girl’s eyes narrowed. “I don’t take orders from you now.”
“Rei. We don’t have time.”
She scowled. “Fine. They’ll have to come with us.” Her hand wrapped around Mina’s wrist. A spark leapt up her arm, from a memory she couldn’t grasp or something else Mina couldn’t be sure. They ran forward until the shadows broke upon a larger dome. At the center a dark mass writhed and twisted, flickering like static.
“Mako, go left.” The larger girl nodded and darted away. “You two, stay close.” Rei drew an arrow.
“Aim true,” Mina said automatically.
The smallest smile played on Rei’s lips. “Always.” Her shot landed at the heart of the writhing mass. A screech like crumpling metal washed over them. “And Michiru will be coming right about… now.”
Mina didn’t see her at first. It took a long moment for her eyes to notice the dot of green amongst the black. Her outfit called to mind a Victorian mourning dress, though it was short enough to show her knee high black boots. She bore no weapon. One pale hand reached out to the shadow.
They were back in the light of day.
Michiru picked something up from the street. Mako’s hammer slammed down next to her. “We kept her safe, so you’ll share.”
“Naturally. I’d think you’d be more trusting by now.” She handed the thing, a small black needle with a stylized eye, over. Mina noticed how careful they were not to touch each other.
“I told you something was up with your girlfr…” Mina turned back to Haruka. Her face was in her hands, her whole body was shaking. “What’s wrong?”
“You… you…”
“Minako. You need to leave.” Rei grabbed at her arm, but she shrugged her off.
“Buddy, you gotta talk to me, come on.” Mina reached out to pat Haruka’s shoulder.
“Don’t touch me!” Haruka reeled back, her eyes wide and full of tears. “I remember… I remember what you did… you were… I… I…”
“Haruka.” Michiru’s voice was sharp and soft at the same time in a way Minako could not comprehend. “None of that matters. It no longer happened.”
“I remember,” she repeated as though she hadn’t heard. “I remember.” Something glowed at her chest, a pure yellow rapidly blotted out with darkness.
“No.” Michiru dove for her, but Mako tackled her down.
“Rei!”
Before she could draw an arrow, the light exploded. The same sort of needle Michiru had held a moment ago appeared and burst open. The street again was gone, replaced by a tumultuous but shallow sea. An island of swords lay before them, pinning down something the water hid from view. Where the light hit each blade a different memory played. Mina and Haruka as kids in the park, Mina and Haruka passing notes at school. Mina and Haruka fighting back to back in gaudy capes.
Mina could not remember the latter.
She felt its vital importance.
“You will tell me what is going on. Now.”
“And then there will be three witches,” Michiru spat from under Mako. “But go on, find out, maybe then you can help protect her for once.”
“No one else is turning.” Mako pressed the first needle to the gem on Michiru’s waist clasp. “Not you, not her.”
“I won’t let you kill Haruka.”
“She’s gone. For good this time.”
Michiru threw Mako off with a strength Minako wouldn’t have believed had she not seen it. Mako’s skin was gray where Michiru’s hands had touched her. She lay panting in the water. Michiru approached the island of swords.
“Let her go,” Rei said quietly. “There’s nothing she can do.” Her eyes landed on Mina’s with unparalleled intensity. “She might be right about you though. It’s not a pleasant memory. And if Haruka can become a witch without being a magical girl, even I can’t know what may happen with you.”
“Have an arrow ready.”
“You couldn’t forget your role as commander, could you?” Rei grunted, but she drew an arrow and pressed it into Mina’s chest with one hand.
“Might as well cop a feel, might be your last chance.”
Rei did not smile. “Are you ready?”
“Absolutely.”
She touched her other hand to Mina’s forehead. The truth opened up in her mind like a storybook. Kyubey’s approach, Mina convincing Haruka to make a wish with her. “We’ll be heroes, isn’t that what you always wanted?” I wish to never be overshadowed, I wish to be admired. She’d hounded Haruka for her wish.
“If I tell you, it won’t come true.”
“That’s not how this works, dummy.”
Kyubey agreed, but Haruka never gave in.
They fought for months just the two of them, back to back, side by side. It was glorious. Mina won talent show after talent show. That was glorious. All life had to offer was theirs. Other magical girls began joining them. Minako lead, and they listened. Rei bickered, but it was charged with something more than insubordination. Minako delighted in the inevitable end of their games.
It was right, until it all went wrong.
Nothing had felt dangerous, really, not until Ami’s soul gem lay shattered next to the grief seed of their latest kill. Doubts crept into Mina’s mind.
And then she found her sister, small precious Usagi, in the belly of a witch.
“Look, Mina! Now I’m just like you!”
I wish to be admired.
The witch launched a bolt through Usagi’s chest. Her eyes went wide as blood poured over the costume that replicated Minako’s so closely.
Minako lead, and people followed her straight unto their deaths.
The echo of her despair washed over her now, how her grief had hatched from her body into something so big and destructive she could only remember spurts. But she remembered Haruka pleading, and she remembered Haruka crumpled at what might have been her feet. Michiru came, and then Kyubey.
“What would you do to bring her back?”
“Anything.”
Mina gripped Rei’s fist, pressed the arrow tip hard against her sternum, but her grief did not hatch a second time. She had killed Haruka, had as good as killed Ami and Usagi, and it hurt but she did not change.
“We’ll fix this.”
Kyubey appeared in the water. “You’ve all made your wishes.”
Mako’s hammer slammed down on him. “Damn you for misleading us all.” Her knuckles were white against the hammer. “He’d lead us all into despair. Don’t give him the satisfaction.”
“We can’t save her,” Rei said. She lacked gentleness, always had, but Mina felt her trying. “I doubt, even, that we can save Michiru.”
The green haired girl stood in the surf. The swords had begun to awaken. They lifted themselves slowly, playing images now of Haruka reaching for Michiru, and Michiru turning away. Michiru keeping her hands in her pockets as they walked. Haruka trying, trying to figure out what changed, to figure out what she’d done.
“I did it for you. It was the only way.”
A sword launched at her, and for a moment Minako was sure she would not dodge. Michiru turned just in time. The blade buried itself in the water.
Michiru’s gem clouded again. “Please, Haruka.”
Minako clenched her fists. The power she’d once had would not come now. It hardly mattered. “We will save Michiru. It’s what Haruka would have wanted.”
Rei sighed, but a spark of determination flitted across her eyes. “Go.”
Minako made her way towards the swords. “It’s me you want, not her. I did this to you, to her, it’s my fault.”
The swords stilled. Minako had the brief thought that maybe reason could work, maybe Kyubey had always lied about being able to talk down witches. But then the thing beneath the swords ripped itself up.
It dripped like water—no, too thick, like blood. Hunks of it stayed pinned beneath the blades, but it was doggish in shape, with navy goop instead of fur. Luminous yellow eyes bore down on Minako.
To Michiru’s credit, she did not flinch away.
Every drip hissed as it hit the water. Minako had a sinking feeling she would find out what sound it would make when it hit skin. “I’m sorry isn’t enough, I know. I should never have convinced you to do this. I should never have done it.”
One large paw shot out. Mina dodged and the whole thing fell into the water, only strings of liquid holding it to the main body.
“I can’t blame you for lashing out. I did the same thing.”
Michiru touched the fallen paw. It shrank down and disappeared. “I have become ruinous. I should have told you, but I didn’t want you to remember.”
The doggish shape whined. The swords turned upwards from the ground and pierced its underbelly. Dark goo poured down. The shape lashed out at them again, again. It struck Michiru. She fell with a bright white burn contorting her face. The beast turned on itself, contorting into painful shapes to bite its own flesh.
“Haruka,” Michiru breathed.
Two realizations hit Minako—one, that this really was still Haruka, two, that she had a plan. A stupid plan, maybe, but a plan. She turned back. Rei had an arrow drawn, aimed at the beast’s heart, Mako had her hammer ready to launch. “You will hold your fire until I say, or until I am dead.” She looked to Michiru. “You will make sure they do.”
“I will do more than that.”
You’ll kill me yourself if Haruka dies again. But it didn’t matter. Maybe it would even be enough to keep Michiru alive if she failed.
Minako walked forward. She was not a magical girl. She’d spent her soul and become a witch. By rights, she should not exist.
Kyubey had said they’d all made their wishes.
But maybe, just maybe, there had been a but on the end of it. If no one asked, he’d never say.
She gripped the hilt of one of the swords. “I wish to find Haruka, whole and alive.” She pulled it out of the dripping belly. Dark liquid came with it, splashing and burning her skin. “I wish to find Haruka, whole and alive.” Another sword, more burns.
“I wish.”
Her arms were covered in blisters and angry red welts.
“I wish.”
Tears stung at her eyes, every splash and splatter stung at her cheeks, her neck.
“I wish.”
Her strength began to fail, a sword came out and swung into her leg.
“I wish.”
The world narrowed to this pain.
“I wish!”
And Kyubey heard.
She felt her soul separate and condense into a gem. She transformed, not into her old costume but into something like her school uniform, how Haruka had known and liked her best. The dog’s legs gave out, Minako dug into the dark liquid as it crashed down on her.
Her hands found Haruka, warm and safe and alive. The witch world faded. Minako cried into her shoulder.
“I’m so, so sorry.”
Haruka held her tightly. “Do you know what my wish was?”
Mina could only shake her head.
“I wished we’d both get through this alive. And you made it come true.” Her grip tightened. “I’m so sorry I doubted you.”
They sobbed into each other for a long while, from relief, from grief, from guilt. Finally, Minako’s eyes met Michiru’s. There was, likely, more grief yet to be had. She prayed it could wait. An hour, a day, just some separation between tragedies.
“Well,” Mako said gently. “I think we all could use some cake.”
They walked off all together. Haruka held Mina’s right hand, and, to Mina’s great surprise, Rei took her left. Minako felt a warmth much quieter than their usual fire. On the other side, Michiru let Haruka link her arm through hers, careful to keep her jacket covering her skin. Mako flanked Rei. She lacked her usual smile but was somehow still reassuring; she would keep them from despair.
Whatever would happen later, in that moment Mina felt sure that they could keep making it through.
Reinako movie date shenanigans tho:
Rei sits with her arms crossed.
Minako tries more and more to get Rei’s attention, until she is actually straddling her halfway through the movie.
“Mina I paid $15 dollars to see this get your big head out of the way.”
Major Illness/A Terrible Secret
Another installation of Haruka Dies! Doc and Dreaming’s Angstober fun! I can’t really justify this being late for BOTH prompt days it works for, as it is a) not long (1177 words) and b) more like 3 drabbles strung together than a proper fic. BUT HERE IT IS. Chronologically, this takes place first, then this, this, this, and finally this.
Haruka could never get in the habit of going to the doctor. She took Himeka religiously, not a check up was missed nor a fever unevaluated. Michiru got her encouragement to go as well, even. But Haruka herself? Her mother’s old admonishments played in her head every time. Never mind that they had excellent insurance now, that even without Michiru’s parents’ money they made enough to comfortably cover almost any copay that was thrown at them, Haruka had to suck it up.
It had worked so far. But now here she was, waiting on a blood test to determine what scary unpronounceable word applied to her.
No, none of them applied to her. The doctor was overreacting, saying things to run more tests and get more money. That was what doctors did. If Haruka was really sick, she’d be in bed.
Just that morning, she’d walked Himeka to school. The moment they’d gotten out of Michiru’s watchful gaze, her little girl had lifted up her arms. “Papa, I want to ride!” Haruka hoisted her onto her back, running and jumping along the rode side as Himeka screamed with laughter.
Maybe that had taken more out of her than it should have, but that was part of getting old, wasn’t it? And if she’d gotten a little thin, she just hadn’t been eating enough, her metabolism had always been hard to keep up with. And if she’d passed out at work, that just meant—
“Ms. Tennoh?”
She stood. The doctor’s face was worn with lines behind her glasses. They all converged into an image of worry.
“Is there anyone with you? Anyone you would like us to call?”
Haruka opened her mouth to say her wife, they could call Michiru. But this was bad news. Michiru didn’t deserve bad news in the middle of the day. “No, I’d like to hear this alone.”
—-
Himeka bounded out of the school’s double doors and straight into Haruka’s arms. “Papa! Look what I made!” She held up a paper nearly as long as her arm-span emblazoned with a finger painted pink pig.
“You’re taking after your mama, I see.”
Himeka beamed. “Can you carry me home?”
Haruka hesitated.
You need to take it easy. We’ll run more tests when you come back tomorrow, but it’s very likely that a tumor…
“Of course, princess.” They were wrong, they had to be wrong. She’d fought a goddamn war against aliens and demons and god only knew what else, and if she could get through that then she couldn’t die now. Haruka took Himeka on her shoulders and ran.
“Papa, slow down!”
But she couldn’t. Whatever was inside her was going to catch her, and her old instincts kicked in. Charge into battle or run away. Haruka’s pulse rang in her ears, her heart felt like it was ripping apart with every ragged breath. Himeka leaned in and held onto her for dear life. Haruka hoped she would never let go.
Michiru wasn’t home yet when they got there. “What do you say we make dinner for Mama tonight?”
“Mama wants pizza.”
“Does she?”
Himeka straightened her stance and nodded solemnly. “She ab-sol-ut-el-y does.” She smiled. “That’s a good word, isn’t it?”
“A very good word.” Haruka rummaged in the cupboard to find their pizza pan. “Is it on your vocabulary list?”
“No, Auntie Mina taught it to me.”
Haruka laughed, but it ripped at her throat halfway up and brought tears in her eyes. Where was she going to be when Mina started teaching Himeka less savory things? Who was going to yell at her when she told Himeka about condoms or the best way to pick pocket men? Minako wouldn’t give a flying fuck about any of Michiru’s objections, Haruka had to be there. She grabbed the pan and retreated into the light.
“You’re the smartest girl I’ve ever known, you know that?”
Himeka frowned. “But Kimi is better in—“
“No.” Haruka scooped her up. “You’re my smartest girl.” She ruffled her hair. “And the prettiest, and the bravest, and—“
“Papa stop!” Himeka giggled into her shoulder. “You’re being silly.”
“Am I? I’d better stop, there’s no room for silliness in pizza making.”
There was, it turned out, a lot of room for silliness in pizza making. By the time Michiru walked in there was a very lopsided pizza in the oven and quite a lot of sauce on the counter and their faces. Not a drop on Himeka’s white shirt, though, Haruka had to proudly note.
Michiru hung her coat on the wrack with a resigned smile. “Sometimes I forget I’m coming home to two children.”
“Mama, we made you dinner!”
“I see that.” She grabbed a paper towel and wiped Himeka’s face. “I trust you kept your Papa in line? We’re not having candy?”
Himeka nodded. “I was very stern.” That was probably a Rei word, Haruka mused. Perhaps Rei…
Michiru peered into the oven. “You even put some vegetables on, well done.”
“Hey.” Haruka wrapped her arms around Michiru from behind. “The spinach was my idea.”
“I’m shocked.” She turned and gave Haruka a peck on the cheek. “But I suppose if you’ve both been so good, we might be able to have the dessert I got from Mako…”
Himeka shrieked with delight.
—-
An ordinary evening had no right to be so beautiful, Haruka mused as she climbed into bed that night. It wasn’t fair for the universe to throw everything she had to lose in her face. She’d get better. She swore to God she’d get better, even if the doctors were right in their suspicions. Michiru and Himeka needed her.
“I got an interesting call today,” Michiru said from the bathroom.
Haruka’s heart dropped. Michiru knew, and would be so scared, and Haruka didn’t want to do this tonight, Michiru didn’t deserve it. “Oh?”
Michiru came into the bedroom. Her robe hung off her shoulders, but she clutched it around her chest. “You fainted at work. Mikey thought I should know.”
Damn it, Mikey. She’d have to talk to him about this, she didn’t call his wife about personal business. But it wasn’t the hospital, and that was something. “Yeah, I… I guess I didn’t eat enough or something.”
A lie for protection was alright, wasn’t it?
Michiru’s brow knotted. “You have been…” She pressed her lips together. She’d noticed, then, that Haruka had lost weight. Haruka prayed that was all. “I guess we’ll have to make pancakes in the morning to make sure this doesn’t happen again.”
Haruka smiled, but a hurricane roared inside her. “Come here.”
Michiru climbed onto the bed. Haruka put her hands on her waist, thumbs caressing the fabric over her hips. “I love you.” She pressed her head into her neck. “So much.”
“I love you, Haruka.” Her arms wrapped around Haruka’s body, one hand tangling into her hair. “Please never scare me like that again.”
“I won’t.” Haruka would keep her secret until she got better. She kissed along the edge of Michiru’s robe. “I promise.”

REI COME EAT WITH ME

REI WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME

REI ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION I THINK SOMEONE WHO ISN’T YOU IS HOT

YEAH THAT GOT YOUR ATTENTION DIDN’T IT
Okay I lied I’m posting this now since I can’t sleep.
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As soon as Mina drags us into their game of truth or dare, I know there’s going to be trouble. If it had been just the inners, maybe it would have been fine. Fun, even. But they are here. I try to make an excuse. You wave it off. I know they’d never break you, but I’m not that strong.
It’s alright for a few rounds, until Yaten gets that look in their eye. “Michiru. Truth or dare?”
You flip your hair, ready for the challenge. “Dare.”
I really wish you hadn’t said that.
Yaten smiles. “I dare you to kiss the most attractive person in the room who isn’t Haruka.”
“Will you be providing the mirror, or should I summon mine?”
I bite into my hand to keep from screaming. This isn’t going to end well. Seiya shifts forward in her seat. If you choose her, I swear I’ll break something.
“While your narcissism is certainly entertaining, I hardly think that would count.” Yaten puts their hand in their chin. “We’re waiting, Ms. Kaioh.”
“And I suppose I’m right to assume this is to be a full mouth kiss?”
Why did you ask? You could have gotten away with a peck on the cheek if you hadn’t.
“Yes.”
My heart pounds in my chest. Mako would be an alright choice, if it came down to it. Thought maybe I only think so because I trust her; she’s too genuine to take anything from it. Even if you really were attracted to her. Are you?
“Well, there’s one objectively right choice, isn’t there?” You stand up. Choose Mako, I plead in my head. Or Usagi, she’s innocent enough.
But you don’t walk to either of them.
Or Seiya.
Before anyone can process your choice, you’ve dipped Mina from her seat on the couch arm and kissed her. Mina’s eyes are wide even as you walk away.
“Goddess of love and beauty, you know,” you say as you sit down next to me. “The obvious choice.”
“Well,” Mina says, “that’s hard logic to argue with.”
Your eyes harden. I can see revenge forming in your mind. “So, Seiya, truth or dare?”
I groan and bury my face in a couch cushion.
So, since I can’t do this month’s prompt party due to all the job and apartment stuff, I wanted to post something unrelated. This is something I’ve been sitting on for a while, I just had to edit it a bit (more than I originally thought, but editing is easier than writing new material for me, even when I add scenes).
Where the Ring Went is a fluffy no-powers (American) AU. Ostensibly a HaruMichi fic, but Brotp heavy. 3779 words.
On AO3 or below the cut.
Haruka’s fingers brushed the ring box as she dug out her driver’s license. It didn’t matter how often she went to a bar, she got carded every time. The bartender frowned for a moment, clearly having the all-too-common mental debate on if it was fake. Her wide smile and messy hair in the picture didn’t do much to debunk the notion, but then he handed it back and poured her beer. She slipped off her well-worn leather jacket and sat down. The jacket was a gift from Minako for their high school graduation. “Every good butch needs a good leather jacket,” she had said. Whether it was still good with cracks around the shoulder seams and the pull broken off the zipper was a matter of debate, but Haruka needed Minako’s goodwill that night.
“Aren’t you going to card me?” Minako asked now. She leaned over the scratched, stained bar top and fluttered her eyelids. Her blonde locks fell down to frame the risqué neckline of her top. “I might be underage.”
“You’re not,” said the bartender. He set down their drinks and moved on to other customers. It wasn’t the busiest bar, even on a Friday night, but there was hardly an empty stool along the old wooden bar. The lights were dim and the dull roar of conversation fell just short of drowning out the gentle jazz playing over the speakers.
Minako pouted into her Mojito. “I’m younger and more fabulous than you.”
“Can’t argue with that.” Haruka took a sip of beer. “Speaking of my old age and maturity though…”
“No. No.” Minako slammed both hands on the bar top. “If you’re going where I think you’re going, I refuse to let you continue.” Haruka opened her mouth, but Minako covered her ears. “No.”
Haruka reached into her jacket pocket and pulled out the little box. She popped it open an inch from Minako’s nose. “I just need to know if you think she’ll like it.”
Minako scowled at the ring. It spoke novels of her affection for Haruka that she looked at it for a full minute before snapping the lid down. “She’ll love it. But you’re not allowed to get hitched. It’ll ruin everything.”
Haruka slipped the ring back into her pocket and put a hand on her shoulder. Minako hadn’t made a fuss when Haruka and Michiru had started living together. Haruka had hoped that meant marriage wouldn’t be a big deal to her, but she supposed there was a difference between “this woman has a house and I sleep with her most nights anyway, why am I paying for my apartment” and “I’m planning on staying with this woman for the rest of my life.” Minako couldn’t reason this out as Haruka mooching off some rich girl’s parents. “She’s not that bad, Mina. And I love her.”
“She is that bad, but that’s hardly the point.” She took a long drink. “How much did you spend on that fucking thing anyway?”
“Not the three month’s pay you’re supposed to.” Haruka turned it over and over in her pocket. It was the best a self-employed mechanic could do, but Michiru had earrings that cost more than what she’d spent. Haruka knew it wasn’t an exaggeration. She’d checked. “But I think it’s nice enough.” The diamond had a good cut, the jeweler had assured her, even if it wasn’t large.
“You could propose with a Ring Pop and Michiru would think it was the most elegant thing in the universe.” She blew bubbles through her straw. “It is nice though.”
Haruka smiled. Minako was probably right, but she was nervous anyway. She and Michiru would hit their fifth anniversary in a week. Everything had to be perfect. She couldn’t match the extravagance of Michiru’s home life, so she’d have to make up for it in other ways. Haruka ran her hand over the back of her head. A haircut might be in order. The back had started to grow out. But being too well groomed might ruin the surprise. She could save the perfect haircut for the wedding. “You know,” she said, “that even if you hate me getting married, you’re going to be my best woman, right?”
“Ugh.” Minako drained her drink in two quick gulps and motioned at the bartender for another. “At least that means I plan the bachelorette party. You’re not gonna transition to boring married person without a bang. In fact,” she pushed her drink to the side, “let’s start now. Two shots, sir!”
“You know I don’t drink these things.” Haruka poked the glass away with one finger when bartender set it down, but Minako scooted it right back.
“Tonight you do.”
—–
She woke up in bed at home, head pounding. Haruka stared at the patterns the early sun made in the blue carpet as fragments of the night’s events slowly came back to her. Minako ordering a lot of drinks, Minako arguing with the bartender. Haruka attempting to dance. Minako kissing some woman to make a point Haruka could no longer remember. It was a wonder she made it home. Haruka kicked off the blankets. Michiru was probably responsible for her safe arrival, so she should probably thank her. Or apologize. Or both. She padded out into the hall. The expected whine of morning news was conspicuously absent. Only the buzz and bubble of Michiru’s aquarium filter bounced off the walls. There wasn’t even the aroma of Michiru’s morning coffee to greet Haruka into the kitchen.
Haruka swallowed down a rush of uneasiness. Michiru almost always left a note when she left unplanned, but there was nothing. Haruka tried to think if there was some art thing she’d forgotten. She could barely keep track of Michiru’s various schedules when she wasn’t hungover. When she was, it was hopeless. Haruka got a glass of water and an aspirin and went back to her bedroom to look for her phone. Maybe there was a text, a call, something. But her phone wasn’t on the nightstand, or the dresser. Where was her jacket? It had to still be in her pocket, along with the ring.
She was rummaging through the closet when she heard the front door open. Haruka rushed out to see Michiru hanging her coat on the rack. A Krispy Kreme bag sat on the table. “I didn’t think you’d be awake this early after last night.” She unwound her scarf from around her neck, making her long hair dance in the light.
“Uh, yeah. Sorry about that.”
Michiru smiled with one side of her mouth and raised an eyebrow. “You don’t remember any of it, do you?”
“Not really.” Haruka blushed and peaked into the bag. “The sprinkle one’s for me, right?” Michiru nodded, so she pulled it out. “Have you seen my jacket? The old leather one I had on last night?”
“I… can’t say I have.” She slipped off her shoes. “Do you need the bathroom? I haven’t showered yet.”
Haruka shook her head. The moment she heard the water start running, she grabbed Michiru’s phone. Two rings, three rings, then Minako’s voicemail. “Hey, I’m too busy for you. Leave a message and I might call you back.”
“Minako, Minako, I to find my jacket. I don’t remember what happened last night, but it’s not here, and the ring’s in it. Michiru hasn’t said she’s mad, but she knows I don’t remember so she might be.” Haruka paused. “I swear to god if you took it as some sort of don’t get married joke, so help me. Just. Call me back and help me find it, okay?”
She hung up and immediately dialed again. Minako still did not answer. Once more, and then she abandoned the phone to focus on her breakfast. Michiru couldn’t be that mad if she bought donuts. That, at least, was good. The ring was a problem, though, no way could she afford a second one. Hopefully Minako would phone back, and she’d have perfect recall of the night. Maybe Haruka just left her jacket with her, because she was worried she’d drop it and Michiru would see the ring and everything would be ruined. She tried to convince herself this was the most likely event. It didn’t do anything to fight the ever-increasing sense of dread.
Michiru’s phone rang. Haruka dove for it. “Hello.”
“The nice thing to do when someone has a hangover,” Minako grumbled, “is to not call three times before fucking ten AM.”
“Did you listen to my message? It’s an emergency.”
“Yeah yeah. I’m pretty sure you had it when we left. Michiru picked us up. You called her.” Minako yawned. “I’m a little fuzzy on details. Did you ask Michiru?”
“Of course I asked Michiru. She said she hadn’t seen it.”
“Fuck.” Her neck cracked. “I’ll pick you up soon, and we’ll go back to the bar.”
Haruka got dressed, scribbled a note, and went to wait outside. The wind was too chilly for comfort, but she refused to put on a different jacket on principle. She leaned against the fender of Michiru’s shiny BMW and listened to the bird song. Dew sparkled on the grass. If the weather held—and if she found the ring—she really could have a perfect proposal day. They’d go out to the park, coffees in hand from the shop where they had their first date, and sit awhile by the pond. Maybe see some swans, if they were lucky.
She stood up as she heard Minako’s car approach. The rusty red Cavalier roared along the street and slowed to a stop in front of the drive way. Haruka slipped in and buckled her belt.
“I can’t believe you lost the ring.”
“I can’t believe you got me drunk enough to lose the ring.”
Minako scowled under her big sunglasses. She took a swig of coffee from her Styrofoam cup and scowled more. “This is what you get for trying to get married on me.”
Haruka laughed. “You always talk like marriage is some big life changing thing.”
“Haruka.” She ran a hand through the hair at her temple. “Marriage is by definition a life changing thing. It’s a whole new life.”
“For me, though, not for you.”
Minako made a non-committal noise. She pushed the engine and shifted late into fourth. Haruka sat back and let her be quiet. The houses blurred by, soon replaced by stocky square businesses. A bitter gasoline scent drifted in and out of the car. Minako wheeled them into the nearly empty bar parking lot.
A closed sign hung on the door.
“Shit.” Haruka peered through the window, as if her jacket could be just inside on the floor and as if it would make a difference if it was. Chairs sat upside down on tables. The wood floor was worn as ever, but immaculate. Her jacket was nowhere in sight. “What’s Plan B?”
Minako slouched against the wall. “Hell if I know. We come back later? There’s only so many places it could be if not here.”
“Unless someone took it.” Haruka frowned. “Could we break in?”
“You’re luck I love you as much as I do.” Minako pulled a pin from her hair and knelt at the door knob.
“Oh no. Not you again.”
Haruka turned to see the bartender from the night before pulled up to the curb. He glared through the car window.
“Get out of here before I call the police.”
“Sir, I’m sorry for anything I or my friend did last night. But I need my jacket.”
He looked at her, brown eyes tired and uncaring. Without answering, he pulled his phone from his pants pocket. He held it up with the dial screen open.
“Sir, just, if you remember anything about my jacket…”
“I don’t. Get out of here.”
“But—“
“If it was here, I’d have found it cleaning last night, and I didn’t. Now go.”
Haruka pulled Mina back to the car. “Well,” Minako said. “You tried.”
“What did we do last night that was so bad?”
Minako shrugged. “Just some dancing, some rowdiness. You may have tried to fight a woman who said her fiance was prettier than yours.”
“Oh god.” Haruka put her face in her hands. “But that doesn’t matter right now. All that matters is finding the ring.” She sighed. “What about that girl you kissed, do you think she might remember something? Did you get her number?”
“Oh sure, that you remember.” Minako crossed her arms. “Maybe I got her number, maybe I didn’t, but I’m definitely not calling her. She’s not my type, it would be cruel.”
“Minako, this is my life on the line.”
“No, it’s a lot of money and your marriage. There’s a difference.”
“You’re the one going on about marriage being a life thing! You can’t have it both ways.”
Minako pressed her lips into a thin line that made the tip of her nose rise up. “Fine. Fine. I’ll fucking call her.” She ripped her phone out of her purse.
“Minako—“
She held one hand out in a forceful stop and stabbed at the call button with the other thumb. Haruka could hear the dull ring, and then a muffled “Hello?”
“Hey, uh, it’s me. The uh, girl from the bar. I wouldn’t be calling, but—I mean I wouldn’t be calling so soon. It’s Saturday morning, who would call on a Saturday morning? But my friend lost her jacket and it had her…” Minako paused. Haruka could not make out the other woman’s words. “She’s tall with short blonde hair… Yeah, the one who got in the fight… Uh, sure, we can do that. Yeah, thanks. See you soon.” She hung up and sighed. “We have to go meet her.”
“Why?”
“She’s on her way to work, and she doesn’t want to talk and drive. She said meeting her there would be the easiest way.”
“Okay.” Haruka climbed back into the car. Minako’s jaw was clenched tight. “If you really don’t want to see her…”
“Bit late now.” The car lurched into second gear. “We won’t have much time before she goes into work.”
“Work” turned out to be the old diner on the edge of the university campus. Cars packed into the lot in front of the quaint brick building, where the smell of baking grease was so strong it wafted out to the street. A woman with vaguely familiar deep blue eyes hopped off the trunk of a Volvo as they pulled in. There were several textbooks piled in the backseat. Her blue hair was cut into a no-nonsense crop around her face and her waitressing apron was ironed into prim creases, but her smile was gentle and genuine. “Thanks for meeting me, though I’m not sure how much I can help. You did have your jacket on when you left.”
“But…” Haruka furrowed her brow. “Michiru said she hadn’t seen it.”
The woman nodded. “If you don’t have it, then…” She blushed hard and pulled a flyer from her pocket. “Here. The, um, the girl you fought with, she’s in a band. And they always set up for shows pretty early, and you can usually talk to them if you go.” She bit her lip. “I don’t think she would have done anything mean-spirited, but… she likes to mess with people sometimes. And after you got so wound up last night…”
“Oh. Thanks, uh..”
“Ami. And it’s no problem. I hope it works out.” She glanced at Mina. “And maybe I’ll see you soon?”
“Maybe… don’t count on it.”
The woman turned and walked away before Haruka could see her facial reaction.
“Don’t start on me,” Minako said, walking back to the car.
“What?”
“Don’t say it was harsh, or that I should have taken her on a date as thanks or whatever.”
Haruka leaned across the warm but dirty car roof. “Minako, when have I ever done anything like that?”
“When have you ever been nearly engaged?” Minako looked at the side mirror instead of at her. “Once people get married, they think everyone else should do it, too.”
“Oh yeah, I definitely think you should get married. In fact, you should go propose to that woman right now.” Haruka smiled gently. “You getting married would be a train wreck.”
“Gee, thanks.”
“No, I just mean… You’re not interested in settling down anytime soon. And maybe someday you’ll meet your perfect partner, or maybe you won’t, but you’re going to be my best friend always either way.”
“Don’t get sappy on me,” Minako said, but she smiled. “Are we going to go crash this gig set up or what?”
“It’s our best lead.”
That night’s show was luckily in a bar far away from the one they’d been in the night before. A sign in the window said closed, but the door was propped open and a slender, silver-haired woman sat in the back of a truck full of sound equipment park next to it. She sipped water and watched their approach with narrowed. “I hate when fans do this.”
Haruka noticed she waited until they were just within earshot to make the comment.
“We’re looking for… Seiya, I think.” Minako said. “We met her last night.”
The woman raised an eyebrow, and her mouth curled into something that might have been a smile. “Ah, she did mention meeting some interesting people last night. This town might not be so boring after all.” She leaned back against an amplifier. “She’ll be out in a moment.”
Though the woman seemed hardly trustworthy, she did tell the truth. It wasn’t long before another woman, this one with short dark hair, emerged from the doorway. She headed for the truck.
Haruka clenched her fist. She couldn’t remember anything clearly, but she remembered that she did not like this woman.
Seiya noticed them and smiled. “Come to admit I’m right?”
“Absolutely n–”
Mina put a hand over Haruka’s mouth. “What my friend means to say is that she lost her jacket and the ring last night, and we were wondering if you knew anything about where it might have gone.”
“I might.” Seiya crossed her arms. “But if I’m going to tell her anything, I’m going to need to hear her ask for it. And apologize.”
Haruka wriggled free of Mina’s grasp. “Apologize for what?”
“For claiming anyone could be prettier than my dumpling head. And for hitting me.”
Haruka clenched her jaw. “I am sorry I hit you.”
“And?”
“And could you please tell me what you know about my jacket and the ring?”
Seiya grinned. “And?”
“And nothing.”
“That’s too bad.” Seiya hopped into the back of the truck and picked up a mic stand. “I really wanted to help you, too.”
Haruka took a deep breath. “I’msorryIsaidyourfianceisn’tasprettyasmine.”
“What was that? I can’t hear when you mumble.”
She’d hit her again once she said what she knew. “I’m sorry I said your fiance isn’t as pretty as mine.”
“See, was that so hard?”
“I wouldn’t push it if I were you,” Minako said.
“Well.” Seiya sat down the mic stand. “The thing is, your fiance looked like she’d kill anyone who messed with you, so I actually have no idea where your jacket went.”
“What?”
Seiya shrugged, still grinning. “It’s totally fair of you to suspect me, I forgive you.”
“You forgive me?”
“I have a big, gentle heart, it’s how I landed the most beautiful girl in the world.”
Haruka lunged, but Minako held her back. “We’re just going to go now. Thank you for your help.”
“Mina, she didn’t help at al–”
“Have a nice day.”
“You too. I hope you both come to our show tonight!”
“Like hell we will!” Haruka yelled as Mina shoved her back into the car.
It was only as they drove away that Haruka remembered that Seiya was not the real problem. “We didn’t find it.”
“We’ll keep looking.”
“If I lost it between the bar and the car, I don’t think we’re going to have much luck.” Haruka sighed. “Maybe I should go home and call the police. Maybe someone turned in the ring,” she said, but the hope was seeping out of her like air from a balloon.
——
Minako dropped her off just as the clock hit two. “It’ll be alright, whatever happens. I’ll buy you a new ring.”
“It’s not your fault I lost it, don’t–”
“I know, but I can, if you need me to.” Mina smiled. “I couldn’t care less about the ice queen, but you deserve having this go well.”
“Thank you.” But Haruka’s smile faded as Mina drove away and she trudged up to the front door. She picked at the white paint flaking around the handle. They’d have to repaint it soon anyway. A sliver of paint cut at the skin just under her nail, and she took it as a sign to quit stalling and turn the knob. “Hey, I’m b–” She stopped.
Michiru sat with her chair pushed out from the table. Haruka’s jacket was folded neatly in her lap. “Welcome back.” She smiled sheepishly.
Haruka’s mouth opened and closed several times before she regained her capacity for sound. “You said you hadn’t seen it.”
“I was going to put it on the closet floor when you weren’t looking so you could find it, but that seems cruel now that you were out looking for so long.” Michiru pursed her lips, and then looked up. “You don’t remember last night.”
“Did I do something wrong?’
Michiru smiled. “No, just… I think once you know, you’d rather it not have happened, so I thought I’d pretend it hadn’t.”
Haruka’s stomach sunk. “Oh no. Tell me I didn’t do what I think I did.”
“You were very enthusiastic. Very adorable.” Michiru fought back a laugh. “Even if you enunciation was a little… interesting, let’s say.”
Haruka slumped into a chair, her face hot. This might have been worse than losing the ring. “What was your answer?”
Michiru slid the jacket across the table with a sly smile. “You, at least, can be surprised when you ask for real.”
“That’s mean,” Haruka said, but she laughed anyway. “You know I don’t handle suspense well.” She reached into the jacket pocket and pulled out the box. Michiru’s eyes followed it, all the way to when Haruka dropped to one knee in front of her. Her flushed smile and the tears in her eyes said that maybe it didn’t matter if the surprise had been ruined. Maybe nothing had been ruined at all.
Minako was first to comment on Michiru’s Facebooks photo of the ring. “Gross… but congratulations.”