@awashsquid tumblr won’t let me do any formatting on asks and you probably don’t even remember sending this prompt, BUT I WROTE A THING. It’s not worth the nearly two months it’s taken, and it’s kind of a mess, but here’s 3.3K of Rei and MIchiru being ridiculous stubborn business women!

Rei
slumped down in her chair as the final shrine visitor of the day disappeared
down the stairs. She sighed and pushed back her hair. All that was left was to
clean up, then–

“You’ve
gotta loosen up, fireball.”

“Shut
it, Mina.”

Minako
merely leaned into Rei’s shoulder. “If you want to close on time, close on
time. Then you wouldn’t have to be so late for the important things.”

“I’m
not late for important things.” There was a long stretch of silence. Rei
wondered if that had dipped towards cruel. “What I mean is, you understand.
Things like the shrine, or business meetings, they’re unmovable.”

“They’re
not though! Mina squared and faced Rei soldier to soldier. “You are Rei fucking
Hino, and you reshape how the world works when you don’t like it.”

“You
just don’t understand, Mina–”

“I
don’t understand? You just said I did, which is it?”

“It’s
not that simple.”

“Of
course it is!” Mina threw up her hands. “If you wanted to be with me, you’d
make time instead of excuses.”

“I’m
not making excuses, I’m just telling you how it is!”

“And
I’m telling you it’s not good enough.” She turned, hair whipping behind her in
a cinematic fashion, and huffed her way down the stairs.

—–

“She’s
not wrong, you know,” Michiru said, taking a sip of wine later that night.

“Michiru!”

She
gave her particular wry Michiru smile. “You always give such direct honesty,
I’m only returning the favor.” She swirled her glass. “Do you think Haruka
would still be with me if I let anything keep me away so often?”

“We
have very different circumstances.”

“Oh?
Are we not both young business executives with extensive side projects and
deeply affectionate partners?”

“You
were born into your business, Michiru.  You have far more leeway than me.”

“No,
I merely know where the limits truly are.”

Rei
glared at her over their wine glasses. “If you had to work as hard as I do,
you’d understand.”

“But
you don’t have to work as hard as you do.”

“Why
is everyone like this?” Rei pressed her toes hard against the floor beneath the
table. “I don’t do all this for fun. I do it because it needs doing. If I had
your position and status, I could be lax and cushy too.”

“I
would hardly say I’m lax. The key is management, Rei. Of your time and of your
people.” She hummed thoughtfully as she took a sip. “Why don’t I show you?”

“Show
me?”

“Let
me do your job for a few days. A week, let’s say.”

“You
can’t just do that.”

“Of
course I can. You’ll hire me as a business consultant. Companies do it all the
time. I’ll even do it pro-bono.” Michiru smiled, knowing Rei could never turn
down an opportunity to save money.

Rei
huffed. “If I hire you, you have to hire me. I’ll show you how much more gets
done my way.”

“Hm.”
Michiru paused. “I don’t have any performances coming up. We’ll fully switch
for a week, and you’ll see how much better things can be managed.”

“Or
you’ll see I’m right.”

Michiru
smiled. “I suppose the game is set.”

—-

There
were whispers as Michiru walked through the office. “I hear Ms. Hino and Ms.
Kaioh hired each other as consultants.” “Is she here to fire us?” “Ms. Hino
didn’t seem happy about the whole thing, so–”

It
simply would not do. No one could accuse Rei of being too soft, but she clearly
had not brought her employees to heel. “There will be a meeting at 9:15,”
Michiru said to a baffled group of cubicle workers. “Anything you have to say
can be said there.”

The
conference room was too small for the entire crew, but Michiru gave no
acknowledgement to those who had to crowd along the wall rather than sit. She’d
have to tell Rei she needed more space.

“Now,
who can tell me our numbers from last week?”

Silence.
Michiru frowned.

“Which
of you ran the report? I will not tolerate slacking off.”

Another
long silence, and then a mousy woman with oversized glasses raised a shaking
hand. “Um, Ms. Hino usually runs the report herself. She has me make copies of
it sometimes.”

It
was all Michiru could do not to put her face in her hands. “Then you go do it.”

“I–
I’m just a secretary, I don’t…”

“Do
you have access to the databases?”

“I
have a login, but–”

“Then
I trust you will bring me a report before this meeting ends.”

She
scurried off, and another woman slipped away from the back of the room to help
her. Michiru took note of her. She was either too willing to do someone else’s
job, or else cunning enough to appear kind while getting credit for what got
done. Rei would be well-served by the latter as she transitioned to doing less.
The former always burnt out too soon.

“While
we wait on our numbers, let’s talk about why I am here.” Michiru faced the room
with her shoulders squared and chin up. For all they’d dealt with volatile Rei
Hino, all the workers in the room shivered. “I have no intention of having any
of you fired–” A collective sigh– “So long as you do your job.” And the room
froze again. “It seems there are many inefficiencies in the day-to-day business
practices here. Each of you will have the opportunity to step up to solve
them.”

A
man who Michiru, perhaps unkindly, thought looked like he belonged in IT with
his wiry frame and an open button down that flaunted dress code the slightest
bit because he felt irreplacable, rose a hand. “What about departments that are
already efficient?”

“Hmm…”
Michiru smiled. “And your department is?”

“IT.”

“Thank
you for volunteering for first audit. I will walk back with you once we are
done here.”

He
slunk down in his chair slightly.

Michiru
walked along the front of the conference table. “Complacency is never an asset.
The drive to improve should come from each and every one of you.” She stopped.
“I would like each department to present something they would like to do better
in tomorrow morning’s meeting. Throughout the week I will work with you to plan
how to bring it to fruition.”

The
tension dropped. It surely seemed easy enough to them. But Michiru was not
finished.

“I
will be focusing on the bigger, structural inefficiencies. As they are
identified, some of you will take on greater responsibilities.”

With
timing that could not be better had Michiru planned it, the secretary and other
woman returned, reports in hand. “You,” Michiru said to the woman. “What is
your name?”

“Nagisa.”

“And
what do you do here?”

“Data
analysis.”

“Good.
Every morning you will run the report and deliver it to Ms. Hino’s office. By
the end of the week, I expect to start seeing notations on key points.”

“Understood.”

Michiru
smiled. This wouldn’t be hard at all.

—-

Rei
collapsed into Michiru’s office chair. She hadn’t thought about how big
the place would be. No wonder Michiru outsourced most of the work. Just finding
her office took half the morning.

“Good
morning, Ms. Hino.” A woman Rei assumed was Michiru’s secretary, dressed primly
in a navy skirt suit. “Would you like coffee or tea? Mrs. Kaioh did not tell me
your preferences, I apologize.”

Rei
waved her off. “I’m fine, I can get my own.” Probably, so long as she could
find the break room– or one of them, a place this big had to have several.

“Very
well. I am right outside should you need anything. The earnings report for last
week is on your desk, as well as stock prices and our projected goals.”

“Thank
you.” Rei leaned in to look at them as the secretary left the room. Earnings…
Rei sat back again. There was a difference, of course, between a diversified company
your family built over generations and a small printing firm you bought when it
was on the brink of failure and brought back to life, but to see it so plainly
in numbers… Rei looked a second time. And that was only last week.

She
scanned over the goals. The only thing to do was to push beyond the numbers
here, show Michiru that her way was better.

Someone
knocked on the office door. A large man in a suit entered, looking like a
perfect caricature of a businessman. “Ms. Hino. Mrs. Kaioh said you may want to
meet with me after your arrival.”

She
motioned for him to sit. He introduced himself and began explaining the
structure of the company and workforce.

“Wait,
she lets who run payroll?”

“No,
I should be in that meeting, let me write that down.”

“What
does she do all day? I have to do that too.”

After
a while, the man stopped, looking slightly pained. “We do ave departments for a
reason, Ms. Hino…”

“Yes,”
Rei said, filling in Michiru’s desk calendar with red pen, “and as CEO and
owner Michiru is the head of every department and should act accordingly.”

The
man sighed. “Mrs, Kaioh did say…” He shook his head. “I’m on extension 265
should you need anything.”

Rei
nodded and let him leave as she surveyed her new schedule. She certainly had
her work cut out for her.

—–

There
was a wave of uncomfortable surprise as Rei strode in to the conference room.
Every man adjusted his tie or cufflinks and looked to the man to the side of
him to confirm she was really there. And they were all men– Rei would
certainly have to talk to Michiru about that.

“Ms.
Hino,” one of them started, voice layered with condensation thick as honey,
“there is no need for you to be in this meeting.”

“I
have been hired as a business consultant, and I intend to do my job. That means
I must observe you doing yours.”

“Very
well.” He sat back as though it was nothing, but she saw his color rise slightly.

Rei
took a chair and pulled it to the wall at the back, away from the table. She’d
made a folder detailing everyone in the meeting—it was nearly every major
department head. Not a single ground-level employee was involved in any meeting
that was on her radar. It was due to sheer size, perhaps, but it bothered her.

The
men began talking. She let them go for a while. It seemed to her to hardly be a
business meeting at all. They congratulated each other on themselves on their
production and stock performance, agreeing that the outlook for the coming quarter
was excellent.

“But
what did you do?” Rei asked finally.

They
all looked at her as though it was an absurd question. She singled out the man
who’d questioned her.

“The
company did well. Your department did well. What did you do to make that happen?”

He
took on the particular smile of oh, you
don’t understand business
. “I run—“

“I
don’t need your job description. I have it here.”

“Then
I don’t understand your question.”

“I’ll
ask something else then. You cut…” she scanned the document. “Over thirty jobs
in the past two months. Who took on those responsibilities?”

“Those
jobs were redundant. Cutting them will save—“

“That
is not what I asked.” She looked him in the eyes. “Who took on the tasks and
responsibilities that belonged to those former employees?”

His
face twisted as though he might like to hit her if only it wouldn’t muss up his
suit. “Other employees at the appropriate levels absorbed their tasks. Now if
you look at the numbers, you’ll see production—“

“I
see the numbers quite fine.” Rei closed her folder forcefully. “I want a
breakdown report of all eliminated jobs in the past six months, what they did
and who’s taken on what tasks. Tomorrow we will restructure to take on some of
the extra work ourselves.”

A
few of the men laughed as though they honestly thought it was a joke. The rest
looked around to not meet her eyes.

“That’s
not how business works, Ms. Hino.”

Rei
stood. “You’re going to learn it can be.”

—–

As
Michiru had expected, it did not take long to start seeing progress. By the fourth
day, she stopped hearing that things were Rei’s job. They simply got done, as
they should have all along. She now could simply walk into her office each
morning and read over the company’s performance as she took her tea. Soon Rei
would see production rise, marveling as Michiru’s efforts cut the time she spent
in the office while rising her profits to previously unimagined heights.

It
was as she took her tea on this fourth morning that the mousy secretary popped
into the door frame, hands aflutter as she tried to speak.

“M-m-mrs.
Kaioh?”

“Yes?”
Rei should replace the poor thing, it would do them both good.

“There’s
a problem.”

“I
trust you will fix it, or call someone who can.” She took another sip of tea,
but the secretary did not leave.

She
rocked back and forth on her heels. “Do you know how we might reach Ms. Hino?”

“That
won’t be necessary.”

“She’s
the only—“

“Fine.”
Michiru set her tea cup on the desk with just enough force to make the
secretary jump. “What is the problem?”

“There’s
a woman on the direct line, she says she says Ms. Hino herself promised she’d
get her delivery by the end of the day yesterday, and—“

“When
did she place her order?”

“Saturday.”

“We
do not operate on Saturdays.”

The
secretary bit her lip. “Yes but Ms. Hino often comes in, she likes to take
orders whenever she can.”

Michiru
sighed. “Well tell the woman her order was taken by mistake—“

“I
don’t think I should.”

“Why?”

“She
orders from us a lot.” She shakily approached and pointed to a large subsection
of production. “Almost all orders on laminated matte 120 pound card stock come
directly from her.”

“Then
why has no one completed her order?” But she knew the answer. Rei did this
woman’s orders. It was the blessing and curse of a small company—customers knew
and trusted specific people. The woman would settle for nothing less than the
company’s best, which Rei had made a point of making herself.

But
Michiru would not throw in the towel. She was right, and this was merely an oversight
that she should have delegated correctly. “Tell her she’ll have her order by
noon.”

“Yes
ma’am.”

Michiru
turned to Rei’s computer, which she’d barely touched in her time there. As she
opened the file, she realized she had another problem. Two, if she couldn’t
remember the secretary’s name. She pondered for a moment. “Keiko?” she called.

The
secretary reappeared. “Yes?”

“Call
someone who can show me how to do this order.”

“Yes
ma’am.” She turned, but then paused. “Also, um. It’s Rika.”

Michiru
was not sure which of them should be more embarrassed. But soon someone was
showing her how to get the order done, and she had no time to think about it.

It
was 11:52 when she finally pulled in front of the delivery address—rarely had
she ever been so aware of the time. She was so focused, in fact, that she didn’t
realize where she was until she was almost to the door.

“You
gave Rei’s poor secretary quite a scare,” she said with a laugh as she pushed
through the door of Makoto’s flower shop. “If she had said it was you I wouldn’t
had worried.”

Mako
didn’t smile. “She told me what’s going on.”

“I
have your order here.” She held the large envelope out.

Mako
took it and began replacing handwritten labels with the printed ones. “I had a
shipment of specialty flowers in this morning.”

“I’m
sorry.”

Mako
stopped to look at her sternly. “I get what you’re trying to do. Rei’s not
great at balance. But she and I are different than you. There are things we
have to do ourselves, because we are our business. I own this place, it’s my
name on the sign. I can have other people water the flowers, or handle the
cash, but I have to know they’re doing it right, and sometimes, the only way to
do that is doing it myself. And for bigger things, that’s almost always true. I
design the special occasion bouquets. I deliver the wedding flowers. And Rei
has to do her own version of that. She does too much, I won’t argue, but she
always does what’s necessary.” She frowned. “If I hadn’t been a friend, you
might have lost Rei business today.”

Michiru
felt shame color her cheeks. “I’m sorry.”

Mako
softened. “On the bright side, I’m sure Rei’s doing much worse to your company.”

—-

Rei
knew that they all knew she could have done much worse. She’d designed a
trickle up—adjusting tasks onto higher levels rather than laterally, so that
each level of management took on a little of what they were managing, up and on
to the department heads. They complained, but overall, Rei thought it was going
smoothly. The lower levels were less stressed, and Michiru would have to be
pleased with their increased output, which would surely begin showing in barely
any time at all.

There
was just the small problem of what Rei had allotted herself, and Michiru when
she left.

She’d
said as CEO she was the true head of every department, and she’d followed through
on it—she’d taken on at least one task from each department head to allow them
to take on their additional tasks.

They
were relatively small tasks, but there were so many departments.

For
a day, she’d handled it well. But it had been a long day, and today was proving
longer. An angry text from Mina lit up her phone.

Don’t bother coming home if you love
work that much
appeared below the big “7:14pm.”

Another
Only you could make a cushy job this
long and hard.

Then,
Mina of course not being able to resist being Mina—I guess that’s why it brings you so much pleasure, huh? It was followed
by an eggplant emoji.

Rei
sighed and put her chin in her hands. She missed her old work, and not just
because she suspected she might have overshot and made a mess here—but it was
different to work for a team that believed in her. They hadn’t at first,
granted, but even at the start it hadn’t been this hard.

She
put the paperwork to the side. The problem had been in front of her all along.
She didn’t love this company, and Michiru didn’t either. It was the difference
beyond the size.

Against
her pride, she picked up her phone. “Let’s call it off a day early.”

“Thank
god.”

—-

“You
know,” Michiru said over wine on Saturday, when it had already begun to feel
distant, “I quite like making the department heads work more. I’m keeping that.
But they’re doing everything you gave me.”

Rei
snorted. “Surprise surprise.” She paused. “And you know, maybe not all your changes were bad ideas.”

Michiru
smiled. “I don’t suppose we have to go as far as to say we were both wrong. We
were merely both right.”

“I
like that outlook.” Rei raised her glass in appreciation. Her phone buzzed, and
she downed what remained of her drink. “Looks I’ve gotta run.”

“Oh?”
Michiru raised an eyebrow.

“Maybe—I’m
not saying for sure, but maybe—you had a point about Mina too.”

“Oh
dear, I’ll never forgive myself if I’ve made her life better.”

Rei
rolled her eyes. “Guess you should have let me be.”

“Never.”

sittingoverheredreaming:

Unpopular opinion:

When doing The Good Place AUs, it’s easy to see the similarities between Michiru and Tahini and go with it, but Rei actually slots into the “working to be good to beat everyone else” even better, and from there it opens up a nice inners-only situation, as Mina and Ami are obvious choices for Eleanor and Chidi, respectively

Mako as Jason is less direct, but god just imagine her trying to keep silent while the lie eats away at her and Rei is trying to strong arm her into talking, and then when she joins up with Mina she’s just like CAN I BAKE SOMETHING PLEASE, and Mina writes her off as simple

And for bonus points, Michael is Queen Serenity

ALTERNATIVELY, Usagi slots pretty well as Jason, and Mako just goes to real heaven where she unequivocally belongs

Unpopular opinion:

When doing The Good Place AUs, it’s easy to see the similarities between Michiru and Tahini and go with it, but Rei actually slots into the “working to be good to beat everyone else” even better, and from there it opens up a nice inners-only situation, as Mina and Ami are obvious choices for Eleanor and Chidi, respectively

Mako as Jason is less direct, but god just imagine her trying to keep silent while the lie eats away at her and Rei is trying to strong arm her into talking, and then when she joins up with Mina she’s just like CAN I BAKE SOMETHING PLEASE, and Mina writes her off as simple

And for bonus points, Michael is Queen Serenity

@awashsquid said:
PLEASE WRITE THIS OMG

@paksenarrion-reader said:
bonus points: horses get skittish around people who are nervous
                                                    

TUMBLR WOULDN’T POST A REGULAR REPLY POST RIGHT, BUT HERE’S ABOUT 2400 WORDS ON THIS ENJOY


Haruka was not entirely sure how she’d gotten here. Michiru saying she had a surprise had honestly sounded like a sex thing, and the outfit she’d told Haruka to change into had only supported that in Haruka’s mind. Small pants, a jacket with a lot of buttons, high boots? Seemed like one of Michiru’s weird fantasies to her, and then Michiru had been in a matching outfit, but with a whip… what was she supposed to think?

Maybe the fact that they then left the apartment should have tipped her off. Michiru was a private person. Even a hotel seemed too gauche for her tastes, but Haruka hadn’t wanted to say anything. They’d only been together a little while, and by Haruka’s guess they only had a little while longer until Michiru realized she deserved something better, so she didn’t feel it was her place to ask questions.

Now, staring into one dark eye of a large beast, she realized she should have asked a lot of questions.

“Isn’t she lovely?” Michiru asked, brushing the mane of another horse. “Noir has long been a favorite of mine, I requested she be brought out for you.”

Haruka made a motion of patting the horse’s side without actually touching it. “Oh, uh. Thanks. She’s… great.”

Michiru smiled. “I’ve been thinking about all the things we have in common, and I realized I was overlooking such a wonderful thing we share. I grew up taking riding lessons, you grew up in the country, we did the same thing as children even though our backgrounds were so different.”

“Yeah,” Haruka croaked. “Amazing.” It had been Michiru’s mission to find their common ground lately. She wasn’t ready to accept that they came from different worlds and would end up in different worlds. And here, she thought she’d found something they really shared, beyond their attraction to each other.

But Haruka had never been on a horse. She’d never even been near a horse, except that one time a school friend’s uncle had taken them to a race and asked if they’d pitch in on his bet. When Michiru heard the drawl of Haruka’s accent, she pictured open pastures and grazing cattle, but the trailer Haruka had grown up in barely had yard enough for a sandbox.

Haruka tried to pet the horse for real. It shied away from her hand.

She had to tell her.

“Uh, Michiru…”

“Michiru!”

Another woman strode up, a brilliant white horse in tow. “I haven’t seen you out here in months, how are you?”

Michiru’s face morphed into the placid, polite expression Haruka had come to recognize as her socialite mask. “Oh, Rina, how nice to see you. It really has been too long.”

“And who is this… charming gentleman you have brought with you?”

Haruka stiffened.

“She is my companion for the day, Haruka. She’s quite good at riding, I’m not sure you’ll be able to keep up with us.”

Haruka swallowed hard.

Rina smiled. “I’ll just have to try my best.” She looked at Haruka’s horse with what Haruka was sure was faux concern. “Noir seems skittish today, did something happen?”

Michiru’s eyes narrowed. “She does dislike negativity.”

“I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.” She pulled gloves over her manicured hands. “What trail are we riding today?”

“We haven’t decided, perhaps you should go on ahead and pick one yourself.”

“Oh, nonsense. How could I miss this opportunity to catch up with you?” Rina flashed a glance at Haruka. “And your companion seems so interesting.”

Haruka was doomed, plain and simple. Noir’s ears flicked back and forth as she pawed at the ground. Haruka was going to have to ride her. Her heart pounded in her ears. As if the horse could hear it too, she whinnied and side stepped as far as the bridle would let her go.

“Let us not delay any longer,” Rina said with a smile that seemed malicious to Haruka. “It’s too nice a day to waste it in the yard.”

Haruka watched as she mounted on her horse with ease. Left side, foot up, and then… she was just magically atop the saddle, looking smug.

Haruka took a deep breath. “Okay,” she whispered. “Okay.” She slowly drew close to Noir. “You don’t like me, and I don’t like you, but we gotta do this, okay?” She put a hand on the horse’s neck, and she finally didn’t pull away. “Okay. We can do this.” A horse couldn’t be that different from a car, really. Both were big and scary, but when you knew what you were doing they were the safest thing in the world, practically. Haruka just had to ignore that she didn’t know wht she was doing.

She positioned herself on the left side, as she’d seen Rina do. Foot up, that seemed good, sturdy, yes. And then she just had to lift herself, it wasn’t scary, she wasn’t terrified, she was doing just fine…

And then Noir bucked. Haruka hit the ground and skidded on her back. Michiru would be so mad about the grass stains, shit.

“Haruka!”

“I’m fine.” She sat up as Michiru rushed over. “I didn’t hit my head or nothin’.”

Michiru brushed her off and looked into her eyes. “Maybe we shouldn’t do this today, Noir seems out of sorts, and–”

“Naw, I want to.” Haruka stood. “Little rough start never meant nothin’.” She smiled, and the knot between Michiru’s brows dissipated.

“If you’re sure, lo… Haruka.”

Haruka turned back to Noir. The good thing was, she supposed, that she was stupid and stubborn more than she was ever afraid. She remembered hearing once that horses could smell fear. “Well,” she whispered to Noir was she readied to try again. “Let’s see if you can smell determination too.”

And maybe they could, or maybe it was just a miracle, for Haruka settled into the saddle with only a few sickening moments of fear that she might tip over. Rina watched her with a cocked eyebrow. She knew, Haruka was sure. How Michiru hadn’t caught on was the only real mystery.

Rina led the way towards the wooded trails. Haruka was grateful that Noir knew to follow without guidance.

Michiru angled her horse to be stride for stride with Haruka’s. “I’m so sorry she’s here,” she whispered. “I wanted it to be just us.”

“It’s fine,” Haruka lied. “We can be alone later.” That was a true comforting thought, confessing everything to Michiru when they got back to her home, where Michiru would maybe offer her tea Haruka didn’t really like but appreciated the gesture, and wrap her in a blanket and stroke her hair while promising they’d never have to do it again.

“She just…”

“What are you two whispering about back there?” Rina pulled back on her reins, slowing until her horse was between Haruka and Michiru. “I’d love to hear whatever you’re gossiping about.”

“Oh, have you heard that my mother might not be able to attend this year’s charity gala? Quite tragic, I’m afraid…”

Michiru led her into mindless prattle, and Haruka took the opportunity to focus on her bearings. Riding was wholly uncomfortable, bumpy, and she felt as though she might wobble too far to one side at any moment. But the horse was calm, for now, so Haruka figured she should be grateful.

“Wouldn’t you agree, Haruka?”

“Oh,  yeah, um, what?”

Rina looked at her expectantly. “We should really pick up the pace. I’d love to see your true skill with riding.”

“Yeah,” Haruka said, her stupid pride jumping off her tongue before her brain could catch it. “Definitely.”

“We ought to have a race to the edge of the wood.” To her other side, Michiru frowned.

“Surely after the incident earlier…”

Rina waved her off. “Oh, Michiru, it’s all in good fun. And Haruka wants to, don’t you Haruka?”

“Yeah, I do.”

“Well there you have it. You aren’t going to deny us our fun, are you?”

“I just wouldn’t want to bruise your ego too much, Rina, you’ve never been able to outride me.”

Rina’s expression crossed into contempt for a moment. “Overconfidence is a dangerous trait.”

“I don’t believe I’ve been overconfident.”

“We’ll see about that.” She took off, and Michiru quickly overtook her.

Haruka’s heart sank as Noir merely stopped.

“Run,” she tried.

She pressed her legs into the horse’s sides in what she assumed was the right way. Noir began to walk, but only at the same pace they’d been going before.

“No, listen, this is gonna let them know I’m a fraud. You gotta run for me.”

Noir did not seem interested. Haruka gave the reins a shake. “Please, come on.”

Nothing.

She had an idea. A bad idea, she knew, but an idea, and the only one she could think of. She couldn’t embarrass Michiru in front of that insidious woman anymore than she already had. So she took one shaking hand off the reins, leaned back a little, and slapped Noir near the tail.

Noir launched forward, nearly throwing Haruka off. Her heart leapt to her throat, every frightened beat seeming to drive Noir to go faster. Rina and Michiru came back into sight, she was going to pass them. She could say her delay was to make it more fair, that was good.

But, she realized as Noir careened closer and closer, she didn’t know how to maneuver around them. “Watch out!” she half-screamed, making Noir press on even faster.

She barely caught Michiru’s gasp as she pulled her horse to the side of the trail to let Haruka pass, but she could have sworn she heard Rina chuckle.

The woods passed in a blur, Haruka barely being able to duck under low branches fast enough. The end appeared before her, and she realized the most important thing she didn’t know.

“Stop!” She yelled as they broke into the sunny open trail. “Stop!”

That, apparently, was not the way to stop a horse. She squeezed with her legs, and then pulled on the reins.

Noir reared up, and for a second the forward momentum Haruka still had made her feel like she’d stay on, she leaned into the horse’s neck with all her strength, but her balance was too wobbly and she slipped to one side, feet coming out of the saddle and the ground suddenly rising up to meet her shoulder, hard.

Noir trotted to the side to graze the grass, seemingly proud of her work.

Haruka lay splayed on the trail, half worried the next horse to come by would trample her and half too consumed by pain to care.

She didn’t budge as hoofbeats thundered towards her.

“Haruka!” Michiru practically leapt from her horse and ran to kneel at her side. “HAruka, are you alright?”

“Not really.”

“Oh, I’m so sorry, I don’t know what’s gotten into Noir today, something must have happened while I haven’t been coming, I–”

“Is she alright?” Rina had the decency to look sheepish.

“Ride back and get help, she might be hurt.”

Rina’s face went white. Haruka wondered what she had expected to happen. “I… yes, right away.”

“Did you hit your head?”

“No, I landed on my shoulder.” She was lucky, she knew, but it hurt like hell. “Michiru, I have to tell you. There’s nothing wrong with the horse. I’m the problem. I’ve never done this before.”

Michiru put her face in her hands. “Oh Haruka, I’m so sorry. I wondered, when we first arrived, but then you didn’t say anything, and…”

“No, it’s my fault, I was pretty stupid about it.” She pushed herself up to sit with her good arm, and felt around her shoulder. Nothing felt broken, she might get off with just a hell of a bruise. “I don’t want to disappoint you. I don’t want to be too…you know… poor to have a good time with.”

“That’s not…” Michiru looked at her, her eyes shockingly wet. “So many of the things I like are boring to you. Art is too static, and you always fall asleep during foreign films, and…”

“I’m sorry.”

“No, I understand, I can’t pay attention at all when you turn on a race.” Michiru pressed her lips together. “But I like being with you, and I want to show you there are things we can do together, because I love you. And I’ve done this all wrong, and–”

“Wait, back up a little.” Haruka swallowed. Her throat was suddenly very dry, and her heart pounded harder than it had at any moment on the horse. “What did you just say?” Had the pain made her hallucinate? Surely, it couldn’t be that Michiru had really just said…

Michiru’s eyes went wide and she cast them to the ground. “I… it’s okay if you don’t feel it too, especially after what a fool I’ve been today, I understand. But I love you, Haruka, and if there’s any way I can find to keep you, I’ll do it.”

“Michi, I’m not nearly good enough for you. I don’t have the things you need. I can’t even ride a horse.”

“The fact that you tried is proof enough that you’re too good for me.” She gave a small half smile, more vulnerable than Haruka had ever seen her. “Maybe we don’t have anything in common, and maybe it won’t work, but I’m in love with you, Haruka.”

Haruka swallowed again. “Well, you know, I guess that’s one thing in common we have.”

Michiru looked at her in askance.

“I’m in love with you, too.”

She sighed. “You don’t have to say it just because I did, I’ve had quite enough of social niceties for the day.”

“Michi, I got thrown off a horse trying to prove myself to you, I wouldn’t do that for just any girl. I love you.” She leaned forward and kissed her, soft and slow. “I love you, Michiru.”

Michiru’s eyes traced up from Haruka’s lips to her eyes. “I love you, Haruka.” She shook her head. “We’ve both been such idiots today, haven’t we?”

Haruka laughed. “Hey, there’s another thing we’ve got.”

“I suppose that’s true.” She smiled. “Now, let’s get your shoulder checked out, and then never come back here again.” She stood and offered her hand to Haruka.

“Sounds like a good plan to me.”

They walked off together, hand in hand.

A Wedding, For Love

Michiru’s mother visits her on the morning of her wedding. A pretty short companion to A Wedding, For Real at just 900 words.

She’d sent Rei away on a series of menial missions—- call
the caterer one last time, check on their bouquets, go to the hall early to
ensure Haruka was in no amount of trouble. Setsuna, she told she wanted to be
left alone. The truth always worked with her.

Michiru stared herself down in the mirror. She was supposed
to be feeling things, she knew. She was supposed to be happy and dewy with
tears over the day and how beautiful she looked. But her reflection looked like
a doll, the fitted bodice of her dress and the arrangement of her hair too
perfect to be quite real. She’d been a doll for all her childhood. The urge to
be real and the need to be a beautiful bride worthy of marrying Haruka battled
within her. If she loosed just one strand of hair, snagged just one edge of
lace…

The door opened with a creak.

“I assure you I’m fine, Rei, and I do need you to—“

“You’ll find I can’t be kept away so easily.”

Michiru stood straighter and cleared all emotion from her
face. “Mother.”

“You look beautiful, though I do wish you’d let us help pick
the designer.” She came close and smoothed the lace over Michiru’s collarbone. “I
suppose I should be happy she didn’t take you to a department store.”

“If this is what you’re here for, I will have you removed.”

Her mother smiled. “You are still the woman I raised after
all.”

MIchiru said nothing.

“I merely wanted to get a picture with you before the
ceremony.”

“I’m to expect a photographer stationed outside the door,
aren’t I? The shot will be in the papers before I say ‘I do.’”

“Well, Michiru, there’s very little we’ve been able to put
out, lest anyone look into your choice of… partner.”

“Yes, I know I’ve quite ruined your plans. It’s so appalling
that I’ve fallen in love with someone who works for her living, isn’t it?”

“Have I taught you nothing? Love isn’t what’s important
here.”

Michiru let herself have a derisive laugh. “Yes, mother, if
there’s one thing you’ve taught me, it’s that.”

Her mother sighed and sat down, folding her hands over her
lap just so. “I suppose it’s easier for your kind.”

Michiru watched her in the mirror. “I’m not sure what you
mean.”

Her mother gestured vaguely with her hand, oddly
uncharacteristic. “To throw it all away for love. You all put so much into
getting marriage, you must feel like you have to marry whomever you want.”

Michiru froze. This was territory she’d never entered with
her mother.

In the mirror, Mrs. Kaioh rubbed her thumb against her
wedding ring. “It’s standard, for the rest of us to marry for other reasons.
Even people like your partner. You see it in the papers all the time. They
marry for insurance, or for tax reasons. It’s always been a business
transaction.”

“Did you love someone?” she dared ask, very quietly.

Her mother looked off, away from the mirror and away from
Michiru. “There was a boy, yes, before I met your father. Looking back, it was
very juvenile. He played polo with my brother. It was all a great secret. We
believed in it then, that we would find a way to bring the idea to our parents.
He wouldn’t have been a terrible match.”

“But then father came.”

“Neither I nor my parents could say no to his proposal.” She
ran her fingers along the hem of her dress, just as she had chided Michiru for as
a child. “I always thought we would find a similar proposal for you. It being a
woman is no great obstacle. You have an acquaintance, even, who is the daughter
of a senator…”

Michiru laughed—genuinely laughed in front of her mother for
the first time since childhood—unsure if it was funnier to hear her maid of
honor called her acquaintance or to hear it suggested that she could marry Rei.

Even her mother smiled. “I do suppose, with what I know, the
two of you would have a messy and expensive divorce.”

“That would only be if there wasn’t a messy and expensive
murder first.” Their eyes met in the mirror. “Haruka has something better than
money or status. She’s going to take care of me, even if you can’t understand
how.”

“You’re certain?”

“More than anything.” Michiru pressed her lips together,
mindful not to smudge her lipstick. “I thought for a long time I would marry
your way, and then hoped that I would not marry at all. But she… she shows me
there’s something more to life. There’s something worth it under the charade
and under the horror. I love her, and for that love I’m going to marry her.”

Mrs. Kaioh closed her eyes and sighed with the slightest
smile. “With all my love for you, I wish you the greatest happiness.”

“Thank you.” Michiru turned to face her.

Her mother immediately straightened in her chair and crossed
her ankles. “Well then, are you quite ready to leave? I will not have you cause
the spectacle of being late for your ceremony.”

Michiru turned back quickly, loosing one strand of hair near
her ear. She made sure that side faced the photographer as they passed him
outside, but she squeezed her mother’s hand tight, knowing they’d never have a moment
like this again.

Sam you got any Harumichi or Seiusa (or both) winter headcanons?

Yessssssss. Also lmao these are so different in tone,
whoops.

Harumichi

  • Winter is the hardest season for them
  • Haruka gets RESTLESS. Running and driving are technically
    things she can still do, but they’re not the fast freedoms she needs. She can’t
    just drop everything and run. It’s a process.
  • (Do not suggest Haruka get on a treadmill when it’s snowy. She
    can’t explain why it doesn’t work for her, but it makes her feel even more
    stuck.)
  • Once she’s working as a mechanic it gets a little easier,
    because she has so much to throw herself into at work in the cold
  • (She accidentally charms so many young women as she puts on
    their snow tires. A lot of business comes her way through word of mouth.)
  • For Michiru, winter has always been the time of year her
    family cared most about putting on a good face for each other and the public
  • The Kaioh family Christmas shot somehow always gets “leaked”
    to the press
  • Michiru has zero interest in playing along once Haruka is in
    the picture, especially since the rest of the family does not want Haruka in
    the literal picture
  • It’s a fight every year. Every single year.
  • Whenever she can convince Haruka to leave the mechanic shop
    in someone else’s hands, she jets them off to some distant, warm vacation spot where
    she “doesn’t get service” and screens all her family’s calls until well into
    January
  • It’s healthier for both of them. Haruka runs on the beach
    while Michiru relaxes by the water
  • (They’re always back in time for Haruka’s birthday though.
    Michiru treats it as the only real holiday)

Seiusa

  • Can you say SNOW BUNNIES
  • These two love winter
  • To Usagi the season is all about cookies and hot chocolate
    and snuggling and those are three of her favorite things
  • Seiya is the SNOWBALL FIGHT CHAMPION
  • (That no one WANTS to be in a snowball fight with her is not
    important)
  • They are the couple that always builds ridiculously detailed
    snowmen together
  • It gets to the point that Usagi actually shops for
    accessories. They have a whole drawer of snowman hats and scarves and knickknacks
    that no one but Usagi would think of even putting on a snowman
  • The moment they go back inside is Seiya’s favorite, Usagi’s
    all rosy cheeks and cold hands and Seiya just always scoops her up in her arms
    to warm her back up
  • They have so many matching ugly sweaters, because Usagi
    thinks they’re cute and Seiya thinks they’re funny
  • Usagi is also a gift-giving champion. Seiya is STILL flabbergasted
    everytime she comes home on wrapping day and sees the carnage of Usagi wrapping
    everything for all her friends and family
  • Usagi has to give Seiya gifts in private because Seiya tends
    to get “just a bit teary” over her thoughtfulness and never wants anyone to
    know
  • Also just picture these two losers falling asleep on the
    couch under a big flannel blanket, Seiya slumped down with her head nuzzled
    into Usagi’s shoulder as the snow falls outside

Harumichi looking for their first apartment: a very fraught process, Haruka’s delicate feelings re:cost battle against her desire to fill Michiru’s every need, after a few tearful discussions they end up in something modest but modern and Michiru has the grace to let Haruka put in a decently fair share of the rent every month

Reinako looking for their first apartment: possibly an actual battle, Rei wants the cheapest place but also has impossible standards, Mina keeps suggesting artist housing as she is a yet-to-be-discovered actress/singer/model/general star but Rei refuses to live in a building full of theater kids, they end up spending their first year in a cramped, dirty studio because they can’t agree on anything but neither is willing to back down from their decision to live together

When I get into class differences with Haruka and Michiru I
tend to stick to the culture side of it, but sometime I should delve more into
the money side, because I don’t see much of that. And I think people probably
avoid it so as to not fall into “the feminine partner making/having more money
is emasculating,” but there’s more to it than that. I don’t think Haruka would
have a problem with Michiru making or having more money. There’s an extent it’s
comforting, because money is safety and it’s a safety Haruka’s never had. BUT.
The extent of the difference can be hard. Because even when Haruka gets a good
job, makes decent money, it’s never enough to make any difference. (I never see
Haruka making THAT much, I see her eventually becoming a real good mechanic,
making enough to support herself and a family well enough, but not enough for
her to contribute any wealth.)

Not making a difference has to hurt Haruka. Really, she
wouldn’t have to have a job at all. She basically works to have her own name on
her card when she and Mina go out for beers. (Michiru says she can put Haruka’s
name on a card from her account.  Haruka
cannot explain how badly that misses the point.) The amount she pulls in a year
might not even match the interest and returns Michiru gets on her savings
accounts. There’s nothing she can get Michiru or their family that Michiru can’t
get herself, and get a much better version of. When she gets her first
full-time job and can buy into company health insurance, Michiru already has
them covered. Retirement plan? Michiru’s had one for years, and it’s already
fuller than Haruka’s would ever be.

It’s a struggle that I think elevates the importance of
things like an engagement ring and other touchstones—Haruka needs something to
work for, and she has to tell herself that the difference in the time it takes
her to get the money for big things matters and makes it more special. But it’s
still a struggle.

spicy take: having Silmil Neptune and Uranus be a couple cheapens what haruka and michiru have

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

YOOOOO LISTEN. THERE ARE LOTS OF VERSIONS OF SILMIL I ENJOY
BUT NONE OF THEM HAVE THEM AS A COUPLE. NOOOONE. My personal pet headcanon has
them never even meeting.

SilMil Uranus and Neptune being together cheapens them being
together in this life and also doesn’t add anything. You can say what you like
about Miracle Romance, but the past life thing has purpose there. Two souls,
finding each other through time and space. That’s their story. But Haruka and
Michiru have a different story. They’re not meant for each other in the same
way. Their past life gave them their duty, but that’s it. The rest is in their
hands. They have to struggle some to come together, and if they know they can
make it work because they did in a past life, that’s uninteresting and
unrelatable.

(The conceit of soulmates/destined lovers/whatever can kind
of squick me with gay couples, I feel like it goes along with ~we can’t help
who we love~ and holding gay love to higher, purer standards.)

I also don’t feel like memories of the past are important to
all to them? And they have no reason to be. For the Inners, it’s imperative to
their duty that they remember how important Serenity is, and that the feeling
carries over. (Their actual memories vary in clarity, but they all have enough
to know that they have to project the princess.) But the outers are supposedly there
to protect the solar system itself, so they don’t need the same focus for their
memories. (I think Neptune remembers a lot, but has no emotional connection to
the past).

ANYWAY. NO THANK YOU.