geekhyena:

lackadaisicallexicon:

“average person goes missing for 3 hours a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person goes missing for 0 hours a year. Roshaun ke Nelaid am Seriv am Teliuyve am Veliz am Teriaunst am det Wellakhit is missing 10,000 hours per year adn should not have been counted

WHY ARE YOU TORTURING ME LIKE THIS?