So there’s this other butch in my office, and I was really excited when I first got there because POTENTIAL BUTCH OFFICE FRIEND. But she had no interest in me and, it turns out, will ignore me even for work related questions. And mostly I got over it, I’m getting to be friends with other people, it’s all good.
Except today I found out when I’m not around she makes groan-worthy jokes in meetings and why are we not an amazing butch jokester tag team??? The lost potential is tragic.