I’d love a post-Stars slice of life/sitcom, if only because Haruka vs Seiya would get increasingly ridiculous when they don’t have senshi conflicts to let off steam in, like one night Haruka challenges Seiya to a karaoke because she stole Haruka’s French fries or something

“Hey buddy put down the beer and think that through a second she’s a trained musician”

“YEAH MINA IN GONNA BEAT HER AT HER OWN GAME ITS GREAT”

Just imagine tiny rage ball Chibs stomping up to Seiya and yelling “Hey! I heard you were trying to make me not exist!”

And Haruka swoops in to squish her cheeks like “Oh my god how can you want to murder such a cute, innocent child?”

Yaten joins in for kicks with “Wow Seiya, I didn’t know you hated kids.”

Seiya vows to get a family history (family… future?) from any girl she tries to date from now on.

docholligay:

sittingoverheredreaming:

You’d think they balance each other out, but Seiya’s always the one driving the car

truly, Yaten and Michiru can’t stand each other because we hate the people who remind us of ourselves the most, this is so accurate, I’m crying

Imagine a different first encounter, different tensions
backstage at the joint concert.

Michiru has pulled the ordering a black coffee stunt with
the aid of her driver, because goodness sake, Haruka, I did not include your
favorite foods on my rider for nothing.

And they get to the venue and there’s Seiya with a 20 piece
McNuggets and two cheeseburgers and a large fry, everything Haruka wanted. Seiya
asks if she wants some, but then– “Oh, too bad, it’s all for me.” Seiya has made a
grave enemy this day.

Meanwhile Yaten is jealously eying Michiru’s coffee, knowing
full well what it means. “Your lipstick is smudged,” they say, indicating a
mark left on the lid. “And your color choice… is certainly bold.”

Taiki hovers at the back, pretending to be deeply interested
in Michiru’s choice in wines.

Mina-Mamo hatemance is stuck in my head now, not just as its
own thing but as a competing thing with Haru-Seiya.

Like, one day Haruka stomps around and throws up her hands. “Seiya
is such a jerkass! Why does Usagi have to keep bring her around?”

And Mina’s just like, “Buddy I’ve had to deal with Mamoru
for years. Seiya’s not that bad you can relax.”

“Seiya is THE WORST HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT. And what’s the
problem with Mamoru? He’s chill.”

“Only your dramatic gay ass would call a douche who runs
around in a tuxedo all night chill.”

“But he doesn’t bother anyone and he’s never hit on Michiru.”

Mina puts a hand on Haruka’s shoulder. “I know this is hard
to believe, but there are far worse things than hitting on your girlfriend.
Seiya has never endangered the planet and the princess across two life times,
and she has the decency to have a personality.”

“A PERSONALITY THAT SUCKS.”

Mina shrugs. “Just how I see it. Honestly if it wouldn’t
fuck up the future I’d rather Usagi end up with her. And maybe if it would too.”

“WHAT NO.” Haruka immediately starts drafting a list of
romance tips to give to Mamoru.

Mina wonders how out of line it would be if she let Seiya
know all Usagi’s favorite foods and date spots.

They work very hard to prove their respective points, but
before they can bring anything to Usagi or her suitors, she lets them know she’s
trying that polyamory thing, and will be dating Seiya too now.

Haruka and Mina collapse in on each other in despair.

docholligay replied to your post

PLEASE TELL ME HARUKA STILL HATES SEIYA THO

Haruka hates Seiya EVEN MORE because along with her canon insecurity and distrust, there’s also jealousy because a) she’s meeting Seiya at the peak of her self-hatred and b) Seiya gets to have this ease in her eyes, Seiya doesn’t have to make the hard choices Seiya gets to just throw in with the inners and be fine, and even after she knows what Seiya’s gone through it doesnt go away

How about a prompt? “You’re an ass.” “It’s Uranus actually.”

I MIGHT DO A BETTER VERSION OF THIS SOMETIME WHEN I AM CAPABLE. It’s tweaked a bit because there was more pun potential and I’m in no state to resist

“You really suck, you know?” Haruka said when Seiya came to
the bar when her band’s set had finished.

“Go home, Tennoh, you’re drunk.”

“I gotta be to sit through your music.”

Seiya ordered two shots right off. “You don’t have to come,
you know.”

“This was my bar long before you brats showed up with your
ponytails.”

“Wow, Tennoh, hair digs? I’d say alcohol has weakened your
insults, but I don’t trust you to do better sober.”

“You’re an ass, Kou.”

“Uranus, actually. Ur-an-ass.” Seiya laughed. “See, you’ve
really gotta make your enemy the butt of your joke.”

Things you said that I wish you hadn’t

Okay I lied I’m posting this now since I can’t sleep.

As soon as Mina drags us into their game of truth or dare, I know there’s going to be trouble. If it had been just the inners, maybe it would have been fine. Fun, even. But they are here. I try to make an excuse. You wave it off. I know they’d never break you, but I’m not that strong.

It’s alright for a few rounds, until Yaten gets that look in their eye. “Michiru. Truth or dare?”

You flip your hair, ready for the challenge. “Dare.”

I really wish you hadn’t said that.

Yaten smiles. “I dare you to kiss the most attractive person in the room who isn’t Haruka.”

“Will you be providing the mirror, or should I summon mine?”

I bite into my hand to keep from screaming. This isn’t going to end well. Seiya shifts forward in her seat. If you choose her, I swear I’ll break something.

“While your narcissism is certainly entertaining, I hardly think that would count.” Yaten puts their hand in their chin. “We’re waiting, Ms. Kaioh.”

“And I suppose I’m right to assume this is to be a full mouth kiss?”

Why did you ask? You could have gotten away with a peck on the cheek if you hadn’t.

“Yes.”

My heart pounds in my chest. Mako would be an alright choice, if it came down to it. Thought maybe I only think so because I trust her; she’s too genuine to take anything from it. Even if you really were attracted to her. Are you?

“Well, there’s one objectively right choice, isn’t there?” You stand up. Choose Mako, I plead in my head. Or Usagi, she’s innocent enough.

But you don’t walk to either of them.

Or Seiya.

Before anyone can process your choice, you’ve dipped Mina from her seat on the couch arm and kissed her. Mina’s eyes are wide even as you walk away.

“Goddess of love and beauty, you know,” you say as you sit down next to me. “The obvious choice.”

“Well,” Mina says, “that’s hard logic to argue with.”

Your eyes harden. I can see revenge forming in your mind. “So, Seiya, truth or dare?”

I groan and bury my face in a couch cushion.