MICHIRU

docholligay said:I’ll be so offended if no one else sent her, but my beautiful mermaid goddess nightmare, Michiru Kaioh

AND SNUMPS ASKED TOO WE CAN ALL BE HAPPY

  • Why they are the best
    SHE IS OUR BEAUTIFUL LESBIAN QUEEN. But actually I love her so much, I love that she believes the worst of the world and loves everything the proves that belief wrong so fiercely, I love that she can talk circles around anyone with ease but when it comes to being genuine she doesn’t always know how, I love that she knows all the ways she is terrible and makes no apologies for any of them. I love that she finds hope and happiness despite thinking neither were real or useful.
  • Why they are the worst
    listen she is flawed as all hell but the only reason she is the worst is we never get to see her kiss her girlfriend
  • a canon fact (that shouldn’t be)
    I’VE ALWAYS FOUND IT WEIRD THAT SHE’S THE ONE LIKE “omg baby” WITH HOTARU. I’m a big fan of Michiru not really liking kids or thinking of them until she HAS them and surprising herself in how much she loves them. 
  • a non-canon fact (that should be)
    she kisses her girlfriend all the time. absolutely all the time. not like, gratuitously, they don’t make out in public, but. all the time.
  • a piece of advice I would give them
    heyyyyyy girl have you ever considered therapy? please consider therapy

MY TOL BUTCH NOODLE

  • Why they are the best
    SHE SUCH A PURE AND BEAUTIFUL PUFFIN?? SHE WANTS SO BAD TO BE GOOD AND NOBLE AND WILL NEVER EVER BELIEVE SHE’S THERE. And she loves?? so much?? She loves Michiru so much. (And LOVE IS EVERYTHING) (Did I mention she is a NERD???)
  • Why they are the worst
    YOU DON’T HAVE TO BURY YOURSELF IN CYNICISM. YOU REALLY DON’T everyone knows you’re a marshmallow IT’S OKAY. 
  • a canon fact (that shouldn’t be)
    sticking to good canon,her ~suavely flirting~ with all the girls in S. PLEASE THIS CHILD IS DORKUS EXTREMEUS WHO BLUSHES WHEN HER GIRLFRIEND FLIRTS WITH HER.
  • a non-canon fact (that should be) 
    THERE ARE SO MANY. Okay I’m gonna go with Michiru being her first kiss, because I just. REALLY LIKE THAT. (She’s not Michiru’s tho)
  • a piece of advice I would give them
    PLEASE LOVE YOURSELF AND  WEAR COLORS THAT SUIT YOU BETTER THAN YELLOW

paksenarrion-readeSomething potentially interesting I’ve never seen…

personal headcanon: sometimes, Haruka and Michiru feel like it’s Setsuna and Hotaru who are raising them.

Ahahaha DEFINITELY.

I personally see Haruka and Michiru as doing the most strictly “parental” stuff, I think they fall into those roles easily, but Sets and Hotaru are such old souls. Haruka and Michiru definitely learn more than they teach.

docholligay Something potentially interesting I’ve never seen…

…I could get into this

I’M GLAD BECAUSE IT’LL PROBABLY START WORKING ITS WAY INTO MY WRITING. This relationship hasn’t really clicked for me before, like it’s been a thing but I haven’t felt much about it. Thinking about the age difference actually being a factor suddenly makes it rich and interesting to me? Idk.

I AM ALSO DRUNK TELL ME ABOUT HARUKA

HARUKA IS A NERD. A BIG OL NOODLY NERD. SHE PROBABLY HAS DREAMED OF BUYING A GIRL FLOWERS SINCE SHE WAS LIKE, FIVE, AND BUYS MICHIRU FLOWERS ALL THE DAMN TIME BECAUSE OF THAT. LIKE, OH, IT’S SWEETHEARTS DAY? BETTER BUY FLOWERS. ANNIVERSARY OF THE FIRST TIME THEY SAID I LOVE YOU? FLOWERS. THURSDAY, WHICH IS MICHIRU’S FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK MAYBE? BETTER BUY SOME FLOWERS. FARMER’S MARKET HAS SOME NICE FRESH BLOOMS? FLOWERS. BUT HARUKA DOES NOT JUST BUT FLOWERS SHE PICKS THE VERY BEST ONES. AND BEFORE SHE HAS MONEY OF HeR OWN SHE HAGGLES AS MUCH AS SHE CAN. SOMETIMES SHE’LL END UP WITH JUST ONE STEM, BUT THAT FLOWER IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL IN THE SHOP THAT DAY. AND MICHIRU DESERVES IT. 

HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH HARUKA LOVES MICHIRU?? BECAUSE SHE LOVES HER SO SO MUCH. AS MUCH AS HARUKA IS THE IDEALIST AND MICHIRU THE CYNIC, SOMETIMES HARUKA JUST CAN’T BELIEVE SHE ENDED UP WITH SOMEONE AS WONDERFUL AS MICHIRU. LIKE HOW DID SHE EVER?? BUT SHE DID. SHE DID AND IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE UNIVERSE.

ALSO HARUKA IS BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING AND SHE WOULD ABSOLTELY BLUSH IF YOU WERE TO TELL HER THAT.

ALSO MICHIRU IS QUEEN OF ALL LESBIANS Y/Y?

I AM DOING THIS FIRST BECAUSE IT IS MOST IMPORTANT. SHE IS THE RIGHTFUL QUEEN, THE SAPPHIC THRONE IS HERS. SHE’S SO GAY. NO ONE HAS OR EVER WILL BE AS BIG A LESBIAN AS MICHIRU KAIOH. SHE PUTS US ALL TO SHAME?? WE CAN ONLY ASPIRE TO BE AS GAY AS MICHIRU. AND AS BEAUTIFUL. THOUGH MAYBE WE CANT ASPIRE TO THAT.

ACTUALLY WAIT FORGET QUEEN SHE IS OUR GODDESS. ALL SHALL LOVE HER AND DESPAIR

Senshi drunk head canons go

YESSSSSSSS

Usagi we’ve got some canon for, she goes from zero to incoherence REAL FAST. Probably she’s a v loving drunk, lots of hugs. Definitely the girl who won’t stop telling other girls how pretty they are.

Ami I think has two stages, Stage One, she’s quiet, even more than usual, and Stage Two is INFO DUMP. Mention a thing Ami likes and she will start discussing ALL THE DETAILS. Her normal barriers are just gone, she’ll talk forever. It’s probably actually super cute.

Rei probably uses being “drunk” as an excuse to give men a piece of her mind, but I think when alcohol actually hits her she mellows out a little. DEFINITELY she loosens up and dances, probably with moves so embarrassing every morning after is a race to delete any pictures Minako took.

Mako I think is a bit like Usagi when tipsy, but on rare occasions when she drinks enough to get truly drunk (IT TAKES A LOT), she FEELS EVERYTHING SO MUCH. The real danger with a drunk Mako is she will hug you and literally never let go, life is fleeting and she loves you so much, she just want you to know and to know you’re here

Minako, I agree with headcanons I’ve seen where she pretty much never gets drunk. She’s got a high tolerance, and that combines with her duty to mean N O P E. She’ll act drunk easily enough, anything for a fun time. But really drunk? She’s probably already fucked up, she’ll be cynical as hell.

Haruka goes very quiet. She wants to be manly and brood with her whisky. Actually she is holding back tears because she has remembered that episode of pokemon where Ash tries to let Pikachu live in the wild with its own kind and they say goodbye.

Michiru does not get drunk. No she does not. Do you know who her family is? Fuck her family. Have you seen her girlfriend? Say something bad about Haruka, she dares you. (Do not do that. just don’t)

Setsuna sticks with tea, thank you very much. Weird things have happened with the time stream when her judgment is clouded. Very weird things.

Haruka and Michiru, “Can I tell you a secret?”

FINALLY I’VE FINISHED WITH FANDOM SUNDAY. It only took two weeks >_>

This one was seriously the hardest, I’m still not happy with it but AH WELL. It’s some kind of AU, of course.

They wound up walking along the river—Michiru stayed on the
raised pathway while Haruka hopped down to the rocky shore. The sky was over
cast, the air getting chilly. There was hardly anyone else in the park today,
and no one by the water.

“I wish you’d walk up here. You’re going to fall.”

“I’m not going to fall.” She might fall, but the danger of a false step toppling her into the
water kept Haruka’s heart from racing off with other fears. She’d practiced
things to say—So, just curious, when we
hang out like this, do you think of it as like, I dunno, a date?
Or maybe Hypothetically, if someone, say, me,
hypothetically, liked you, what would be a way to tell you?
It was much
easier to focus on her foot placement.

“You  know,” she said after
a long while, “I always feel people miss out when they stay inside on days like
this. They’re nice.”

Michiru stopped. “You won’t think it’s nice when you’re
soaked through and shivering. Please come up here, there’s something I want to
talk about.” She sat down and dangled her feet off the edge.

Haruka leaned her elbows against the walkway. “I can hear
you just fine like this, you know.”

“That’s not quite my point.” Michiru pursed her lips.

“Fine, fine.” Haruka lifted herself to sit what she thought
was a reasonable distance from Michiru. It was always a hard balance. She
always tried for six inches, which felt as absurd as it did reasonable—it was
close enough to be casual, friendly, but hopefully just far enough outside the
intimacy bubble.  

“I rather enjoy spending time with you like this.” Michiru
scooted closer.

“Oh, uh, me too.”

She smiled and tucked her hair behind her ear. “Yes, the
real question, I suppose, is if we mean the same thing by that.” She leaned in
against one arm, placing her hand very close to Haruka’s. “And I daresay I
think we do.”

“Do we?” Haruka felt as though a current ran through the concrete
between their fingertips. It traveled up her arm and filled her brain with
static.

Michiru leaned closer still. “There are ways to find out for
sure.”

“Are there?” She was close enough that Haruka felt the
warmth of her skin through the cool air. Michiru’s eyes moved down and back up
to meet Haruka’s. There was a question being asked, Haruka was sure, but she
dare not hope for what it was and she dare not give any answer but yes.

And then it happened, a poem without words, magic without a
spell. Their lips met and Haruka’s stomach flipped over, her heart rose so high
in her throat her mouth felt like an echo chamber against Michiru’s. Haruka was
sure she felt more in those few seconds than she had in all the rest of her
life.

“Can I tell you a secret?” she asked, stupidly, when they
parted.

“You may.”

“I’ve wanted to do that since we met.” Haruka could not help
but grin.

Michiru smiled back. “That was a well-kept secret indeed.”