I’m laughing I took the Pottermore patronus test a while ago and now I found the all questions version someone complied
and the only difference it makes is whether my horse is black or white
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I’m laughing I took the Pottermore patronus test a while ago and now I found the all questions version someone complied
and the only difference it makes is whether my horse is black or white
I am probably the most chilled out of us all
the cursed child plot is the worst thing ive read in my entire life please read it i’m losing my mind
You probably figured I was going to talk about this. This is mostly just rambling, though.
But anyway, JunJun and VesVes would be most definitely the “Fred and George” figures. They’re both in Gryffindor and are an infamous prankster duo, and while they don’t invent joke products and candies like the Weasley twins do, they still put Zonko’s products to good use (and would probably be the BIGGEST fans of Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes, let’s be honest).
In addition, I could definitely see them both being Quiddich players, either as a Beater duo or with Jun as a Beater and Ves as a Chaser.
And omg, PALLAPALLA AS COMMENTATOR. Literally any time PallaPalla commentates on a Quiddich match, it’s just amazing. It’d probably go something like this:
“And JunJun just sent a Bludger to the Slytherin Chaser–PallaPalla forgets his name, but he’s the one that JunJun always sticks her middle finger up at for some reason. PallaPalla doesn’t know what that means, though, except that for some reason people tend to get mad when you do that. PallaPalla did that once and got detention. PallaPalla is sorry! Oh, and VesVes gets the Quaffle, and passes to the Gryffindor Chaser! PallaPalla doesn’t know his name, either, but CereCere one time said he has a really big nose so PallaPalla is gonna call him Big Nose. Big Nose passes back to VesVes–WHO STILL OWES PALLAPALLA FIVE GALLEONS, BY THE WAY–and VesVes scores! Wait, what’s the score again? PallaPalla hates keeping track.”
As for best subjects, Cere would be top at Herbology, Palla would be a whiz at Charms, Jun would be adept at Defense, and Ves loves nothing more than Care of Magical Creatures.
Ves, though, is also incredibly good at Transfiguration. She had to be, because as soon as she learned of Animagi, she had to become one. And in sixth year, she succeeds! Her form is a Bengal tiger. She also badgers the Slytherins every other day to teach her Parselmouth.
I did a thing. It’s the prettiest thing I’ve ever done, I think.
This is the first of a Senshi in Hogwarts set I want to do. I’m planning on taking classic poses from each individual Henshin and magicifying them. Foooor reasons.
Minako comes first because I’m a shameless fangirl.
fortythousandth, worldsubmerge, oathkeeper-of-tarth, rocketonthemoon
Thinking about sorting, I have to laugh a lot that I’d put Seiya and Haruka in the same house.
Can you imagine? Quidditch. Them trying to be on the same team. Probably both chasers, competing to all hell because they’re really playing against each other, not the rest of the houses.
Seiya getting made prefect, and having to weigh taking points from her own house against docking points for literally anything Haruka does.
Haruka getting made Quidditch captain and getting revenge by benching Seiya for a game.
Then the shit show that is them trying to one up the other all of sixth year trying to be made head girl, ignoring that there are 3 other sets of prefects and captains with what are honestly better chances.
Take this survey and reblog, I am super curious to know everyone’s opinions.
THESE RESULTS ARE SO INTERESTING TO ME AND NOT WHAT I EXPECTED???
Please keep this going omg.
I 100% SORT AMI TO GRYFFINDOR, AND MAMS TO HUFFLEPUFF
Minako to Slytherin, yes thank you
Chibs to Slytherin as well
SETSUNA TO HUFFLEPUFF I mean come on she adopts all kids she finds around and tries to human so hard
ALMOST NO ONE BUT ME SORTS HARUKA TO HUFFLEPUFF?? Gryffindor is obvs but Slytherin?? The most popular choice??
I mean everyone’s opinion is valid and import–
JUST KIDDING EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO PUTS HARUKA IN ANYTHING BUT GRYFFINDOR IS SO WRONG I’M SURPRISED GRAVITY ITSELF HAS NOT REVERSED ON YOU.
also Slytherin!Michiru for life.
I LOVE SORTING HEADCANNONS AND THE INEVITABLE DRAMA.
My only less popular ones are Sets and Mako as Gryffindors, though (it gives me four Gryfs which is unbalanced BUT) (And I could be swayed for five because I could see Ami in Gryffindor, wow)
The hardest thing about rereading Harry Potter at this point in my life is that there is a grand total of one (1!!) Canon Queer character in the cast of thousands. So at least 60% of my reason for rereading is to find the less-than-canon queer characters. And Colin Creevey is the tiny gay Gryffindor my heart needed to persevere through book two.
Now I’m just waiting for something to spark queer lady headcanons.
the epilogue for the last harry potter book should have just been thirty-year old harry forwarding dozens of cat videos a day to mcgonagall with the caption"is this u" on all of them