Hamlet: It’s just like the Spiderman movie, haven’t you seen that? MJ and Peter Parker can’t be together.
Ophelia: The whole point of Spiderman 2 was that MJ and Peter Parker could be together in the end.
Hamlet: I know, but the point of Spiderman 3 is that everything sucks and then falls to shit! Ophelia, what I’m trying to say is I don’t want my life to be like Spiderman 3, I hated that movie.
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I fell in love with you the way the state of Denmark went to shit; slowly, and then all at once.
Hamlet to Horatio, definitely at some point probably (via shakespeareismyjam)
Would you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evil thing.
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.~ Green Eggs and Hamlet
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