Persephone: so since we’re married and all I’m gonna assume it’s okay if I get a houseplant
Persephone: it will represent our love
Persephone: a love fern, if you will
Persephone: or a love herb
Persephone: a love mint
Persephone: what I’m trying to say is I turned your girlfriend into a plant
Persephone: sorry not sorry
Tag: greek mythology
What was Zeus’s stripper name?
Greece Lightning.
persephone: i really can’t stay
hades: but baby it’s cold outside
SittingOverHereDreaming 