Let it go Pearl.
Tag: FUCK
Ouran High School Host Club
Everyone: Stop
Kyoya: For 8,000 Yen a month, Tamaki will stop
writing tip #1071:
attach yeast to your draft to get a rise out of your editor
How often does Haruka submit to the Three Lights Confession Blog
Meanwhile Mina hangs this up in her garage:
You can hear Haruka scream three blocks over when she finds it.
My favorite part of this is the suggestion that Haruka doesn’t secretly listen to Taylor Swift.
It is of course a secret to no one.
Everyone (mainly Michiru, Setsuna, and Minako) is independently waiting for the best time to expose Haruka as a secret Taylor Swift fan.
They all decide to do it on her next birthday.
Setsuna goes the subtle route and hums “Blank Space” every time Haruka’s within ear shot.
Minako has never heard of the word subtle and bursts forth from Haruka’s birthday cake and performs a fully choreographed dance number (and occasionally lap dance number) to “Shake It Off.”
Michiru takes no prisoners and just invites Taylor to the party.
Taylor shows up with Seiya, and on Michiru’s intructions, pretends to be WITH Seiya.
Haruka spends the next week listening to “I Knew You Were Trouble” and in mourning for Taylor’s soul.
your problematic fave: Anthy Himemiya
- a weirdo
- keeps a snail in her pencil box
- keeps a garter snake in her desk drawer
- keeps a live octopus in her closet
your fave is problematic: victor frankenstein
- where the FUCK do i even START
I hate when people say Navi was too annoying, In reality she was the most responsible partner Link has had thus far.
You know why she had to say “Hey, Listen!” all the time?
BECAUSE SOMEONE WAS FISHING WHILE THEY HAD A PRINCESS TO SAVE
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
Lemony Snicket
Lemony Snicket goes up to the counter and orders a caffé Americano. It is bitter. The barista is armed. The man in the corner has poisoned someone’s drink. The espresso machine is on fire. Lemony Snicket begins to run down the street as the Starbucks explodes. He is being chased. He spills his coffee.
SittingOverHereDreaming 