docholligay replied to your photo “WOULD THAT SHE WERE but she’s like… The least Michiru person I know….”

Michiru would be like, “Oh my, I’m impressed at your ability to drink so much sugar and cream in one sitting, yu must have a very hardy little metabolism.” ANYWAY I AM ON YOUR SIDE and I run and shit so IT WON’T KILL YOU TRUST

I feel like Haruka and Michiru have this conversation like, daily. Haruka’s just like “YEAH MY METABOLISM IS GREAT” and eats another cinnamon roll.

docholligay replied to your photo “WOULD THAT SHE WERE but she’s like… The least Michiru person I know….”

CAN YOU IMAGINE MICHIRU WORKING RETAIL

MICHIRU WORKING RETAIL IS WHAT MY DREAMS ARE MADE OF. ALL HER CYNICISM IS JUST. MULTIPLIED TO ALL HELL. I love to think she doesn’t get fired just because she intimidates people into buying things.

If I ever write the Barnes and Noble AU, her customer interactions will be the high point for me. LET ME LIVE OUT MY FANTASIES OF DEALING WITH BULLSHIT THROUGH HER.