What this episode could have given us
What this episode instead gave us
Tag: crystal negativity
AND THEY LEFT OUT THE RABBIT ON THE MOON PUN HOW DARE
I was so excited because Mars had personality in the flashback and the moment with Usagi’s parents was so great and I cry like a baby over Queen Serenity interacting with her daughter after like a thousand years every time. So I thought this was gonna be the day I go back to loving the shit out of crystal.
But no.
*sees a man* whoa i am a woman *falls in love*
How would you feel about the ship name: Senshit re: Senshi/Shitennou? Because like, it encompasses my feelings right now.
That is the single greatest thing I have heard all day.
I don’t think I’ll ever call it anything else.
why must you hurt me this way, crystal?
i don’t want to press play again i don’t want to see how this plays out.

NO NO
NO NO
NO NO NO
NO
NO NO
NO NO
Dammit Crystal if you wanna make me not hate that you’re doing these pairings you have to do way better than this.


