I was so excited because Mars had personality in the flashback and the moment with Usagi’s parents was so great and I cry like a baby over Queen Serenity interacting with her daughter after like a thousand years every time. So I thought this was gonna be the day I go back to loving the shit out of crystal.

But no.

NO             NO
  NO                                             NO

NO NO                                                                NO
                                       NO
 NO              NO

NO                                            NO

Dammit Crystal if you wanna make me not hate that you’re doing these pairings you have to do way better than this.