Half of Tumblr: STAHP TALKING ABOUT TEH STUPID GOAT OMG SHUTUP
Other half of Tumblr: I came out to climb 90 degree angles and lick salt deposits out of mountainsides and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
Tag: crave that mineral
me: grandpa, can you pass the salt shaker
grandpa: back in my day
me:
grandpa: we didn’t have “salt shakers”
me:
grandpa: we had to climb a nearly 90 degree inclines
me:
grandpa: to lick salt deposits off the mountainside
me: why?
grandpa: we craved that mineral
SittingOverHereDreaming 