MICHIRU

docholligay said:I’ll be so offended if no one else sent her, but my beautiful mermaid goddess nightmare, Michiru Kaioh

AND SNUMPS ASKED TOO WE CAN ALL BE HAPPY

  • Why they are the best
    SHE IS OUR BEAUTIFUL LESBIAN QUEEN. But actually I love her so much, I love that she believes the worst of the world and loves everything the proves that belief wrong so fiercely, I love that she can talk circles around anyone with ease but when it comes to being genuine she doesn’t always know how, I love that she knows all the ways she is terrible and makes no apologies for any of them. I love that she finds hope and happiness despite thinking neither were real or useful.
  • Why they are the worst
    listen she is flawed as all hell but the only reason she is the worst is we never get to see her kiss her girlfriend
  • a canon fact (that shouldn’t be)
    I’VE ALWAYS FOUND IT WEIRD THAT SHE’S THE ONE LIKE “omg baby” WITH HOTARU. I’m a big fan of Michiru not really liking kids or thinking of them until she HAS them and surprising herself in how much she loves them. 
  • a non-canon fact (that should be)
    she kisses her girlfriend all the time. absolutely all the time. not like, gratuitously, they don’t make out in public, but. all the time.
  • a piece of advice I would give them
    heyyyyyy girl have you ever considered therapy? please consider therapy

MY TOL BUTCH NOODLE

  • Why they are the best
    SHE SUCH A PURE AND BEAUTIFUL PUFFIN?? SHE WANTS SO BAD TO BE GOOD AND NOBLE AND WILL NEVER EVER BELIEVE SHE’S THERE. And she loves?? so much?? She loves Michiru so much. (And LOVE IS EVERYTHING) (Did I mention she is a NERD???)
  • Why they are the worst
    YOU DON’T HAVE TO BURY YOURSELF IN CYNICISM. YOU REALLY DON’T everyone knows you’re a marshmallow IT’S OKAY. 
  • a canon fact (that shouldn’t be)
    sticking to good canon,her ~suavely flirting~ with all the girls in S. PLEASE THIS CHILD IS DORKUS EXTREMEUS WHO BLUSHES WHEN HER GIRLFRIEND FLIRTS WITH HER.
  • a non-canon fact (that should be) 
    THERE ARE SO MANY. Okay I’m gonna go with Michiru being her first kiss, because I just. REALLY LIKE THAT. (She’s not Michiru’s tho)
  • a piece of advice I would give them
    PLEASE LOVE YOURSELF AND  WEAR COLORS THAT SUIT YOU BETTER THAN YELLOW

Send me a pairing and a line of dialogue and I’ll write you something happy/light-hearted

pierceaholic:

  • “Wait right there, don’t move!“ 
  • "That’s a good look for you." 
  • "Could you repeat that?”  
  • “Hey, have you seen the…? Oh.” 
  • "Everything’s going to be fine." 
  • "This isn’t exactly what I had in mind." 
  • "Are you flirting with me?”
  • “Must be a day ending in y." 
  • "Stop trying to cheer me up!" 
  • "You want me to do what?” 
  • "It’s never too late.”
  • “Please stay.”
  • “If there’s one thing the world needs more of…”
  • “Are you fucking kidding me?”
  • “Can we pretend I didn’t just say that?
  • "That is one hell of a mess.”
  • “There’s something I’ve been meaning to say…" 
  • "Last time I ask you for a favor!”
  • “Come on.”
  • “I need this.”
  •  ”Don’t make it into a big deal.” 
  • “You forgot to say the magic word.”
  • “Where the fuck did that clown come from?” 
  • “I’ll never unsee that." 
  • "Can I tell you a secret?”
  • “This one’s on me." 
  • "I’m lost.”
  • “Give me a hand.”
  • “I think you missed your calling.”

There are a few of these I wouldn’t promise sticking to happy/light-hearted for, but they all look fun. And of course friendship pairings are on the table.

15 FOR HARUKA PLEASE

What fandom do they write fanfic for? Give us a small sample.

Ooo this is a tough one. I’m honestly tempted to say Star Wars, it has the sort of fun action stuff that Haruka would be unembarrassed to be into, paired with characters and stuff that I think would draw her towards writing. Recent discussion of lesbian!Han aside, I think she would project SO MUCH onto Han. He’s cool and suave like she wants to be, but he’s also emotionally vulnerable sometimes. And he ends up with the capable, badass princess! He absolutely would be Haruka’s self insert. Especially if she writes fairly young, which is mostly when I think she’d do fanfic.

I think, too, she’d be more drawn to writing moments from the series from Han’s perspective rather than continuing or writing original stories.

“Still, she’s got a lot of spirit, I don’t know, what do you think? You think a princess and a guy like me…”

“No,” Luke said quickly. I try to tell myself it’s because he likes her too, but he’s right, isn’t he? What would a princess want with a mercenary like me? I’ve got nothing to offer. Luke’s an alright kid, idealistic, brave, she probably likes that. I should forget about her.

But I helped save her too…

No Han, think about the money. That’s all you really need. Love is just a burden. I’ve got Chewie and the ship, and with the reward we’ll be able to keep going for a while. Who needs a princess? Who needs to get involved in a messy revolution?

…I hope she gets through it safe.

HARUKA 11

What is their favorite ride at Disneyland? Favorite food?

Okay, I have to preface all of this by saying that it’s been over ten years since I’ve been to a Disney park, and my memory is a little ehhh. BUT I was at Universal last year (I’d gotten a day pass as a gift) so I’m just gonna figure all amusement parks are similar, although that’s completely not true.

So, for rides, I think Haruka has two sorts of favorites. She’s ABSOLUTELY into roller coasters, they’re fast and fun and the wind is in her hair and that all makes Haruka ECSTATIC. I’m going to say Space Mountain, because I know that exists. 

But I think she also loves the kiddie rides for a whole host of reasons. I don’t think she’d have gotten to go to Disney as a child, so there’s that. Then I think, too, if she ever went with just Michiru she’d love that they’re relaxed. Sitting together in a spinning tea cup feels a lot more connected than dragging Michiru onto roller coaster after roller coaster. Haruka would, of course, try to have THE FASTEST spinning tea cup, and Michiru would laugh, and that’s all Haruka really needs from their vacation. 

And once they have kids, Haruka’s favorite becomes whatever makes her babies smile the most. Especially any ride that does that and then sells overpriced pictures of them on the ride. Haruka buys every one, no matter what sort of faces she and Michiru are making. She has a whole book of these photos at home, and it’s absolutely one of her most treasured possessions.

I’ve also just remembered the car one, where you get to drive on a track, and I have no idea what it’s called but that is ALSO her favorite, especially once the kids are old enough to do it on their own. She gets really emotional about her kids racing. 

And food, I have to base this entirely on what I can see on the website, but I think Haruka would love stuff like Cinderella’s Royal Table or the Be Our Guest restaurant. Look, Michi, there’s french stuff! It’s fancy just like you like! Michiru and their daughters ABSOLUTELY deserve to be treated like princesses.

But if she were there with Mina (which should absolutely happen) they’d definitely just hit the quick and (relatively but not really) cheap counter service places, quick burgers and sodas so they can get back to fun sooner. 

And this isn’t part of the question, but I feel it’s important to think about how Haruka reacts when one of her kids is chosen to dance in the parade. How many pictures does she take? (As many as her camera can hold.) Does she cry? (Of course not! Okay maybe a little but her baby is just SO HAPPY dancing with the white rabbit look Michiru has there ever been anything cuter?)

Happy Headcanons Asks!

docholligay:

comingfromastatechampionasshole:

Send me a character and a number and  I’ll answer: 

  1. Which type of cereal is their favorite?
  2. What outfit do they wear when they need to feel confident?
  3. Describe their dream date
  4. What is their bath or shower routine?
  5. What is their love language?
  6. What was on the TOP of their Haukkah/Christmas/Birthday/etc list as
    a kid?
  7. What did their high school love letters look like?
  8. What is their bedtime routine?
  9. Describe their happiest birthday.
  10. What makes them melt romantically?
  11. What is their favorite ride at Disneyland? Favorite food?
  12. What craft do they learn to make for a gift? Who do they give it to?
  13. How do they like to provide for others?
  14. What game do they always select for game night?
  15. What fandom do they write fanfic for? Give us a small sample.
  16. Which household chore do they privately love?
  17. What sappy nickname do they give their loved one(s)?
  18. What is their favorite touristy thing to do when traveling?
  19. Do they like to receive flowers? Give flowers? What kinds?
  20. How do they warm up when it’s cold outside?
  21. What makes them feel proud?
  22. What is their usual Starbucks order?
  23. How does this character indulge themselves?
  24. Which sappy romantic movie is their favorite? Do they admit to it?
  25. What brings them the most unmitigated joy in all the world?

REBLOGGING THIS WITH THE EDIT BECAUSE Y’ALL NEED TO SEND ME A NUMBER AS WELL

rei, usagi, hotaru, chibiusa, setsuna, minako

Okay, going to do this without repeating answers, THIS IS EVEN HARDER THAN DOC’S

  • Push off a cliff- oh no I’ve gotta say Chibs I LOVE CHIBS I HOPE SHE HAS LUNA P AND CAN MAKE A PARACHUTE
  • Kiss- Rei
  • Marry- Gotta go with Setsuna, I love everyone but she is definitely the only one I’d have a chance of lasting with.
  • Set on Fire- sorry Usagi we wouldn’t work as roommates
  • Wrap a Blanket around- HOTARU, CHILD.
  • Be Roommates with- I’ve ended up with Minako, which, while I don’t think we’d have a particularly *clean* room, wouldn’t be a disaster. 

Michiru, Haruka, Minako, Rei, Mako, Pluto

  • Push off a cliff: Haruka, because Michiru will save her
  • Kiss: I feel like kissing Mina would be an EXPERIENCE. (An experience everyone should have, if you ask her)
  • Marry: Mako. 
  • Set on Fire: I’m being cheap and saying Rei. She’ll survive.
  • Wrap a Blanket around: MICHIRU. Not that she would let me but if she DID.
  • Be Roommates with: I originally had Haruka here but that would be THE WORST IDEA. One sappy butch eating too much ramen is ENOUGH for a household. Pluto would probably be an ACTUAL good roommate, as I think we’d both get quiet but be there when needed.