Rei, Sleep

God, Rei is such a I’LL SLEEP WHEN I’M DEAD person.
Especially once she’s older and being her full duty and career-oriented self,
she’s constantly running on too little sleep and too much caffeine. Any night
over six hours is hugely indulgent to her.
She doesn’t crash nearly as much as anyone expects her to (this is a
constant source of aggravation to Mina, who crashes HARD when she goes without
sleep for too long).

When she does sleep, she sleeps hard, and she doesn’t have
visions in dreams the same way Michiru does. She does talk in her sleep (which I’ve
headcanoned before
), and she’s 100% a sleep cuddler, much to her chagrin in the
morning. Mina alternates between taking the piss out of her for it and trying
to grab a few extra moments of tenderness by not saying anything.

YES SAM WRITING: Haruka, Love

Haruka has always classified herself as unlovable. With her
mother she was alternately an asset and a burden, but never a beloved child.
(She was absolutely the kid who dreamed her father was a good man who loved
her, but was kept away and one day would swoop in and make up for everything he’d
missed. Her mother was absolutely the woman who squashed that out of her.) Growing
up she never had friends that stuck around, both because many were fair-weather
friends and Haruka’s life rarely had fair weather for long, and because by
nature Haruka felt she had to hide things—her financial situation, her budding
lesbianism, the way girls’ clothes felt so wrong on her body. By the time she
meets Michiru, she can’t believe anyone would love her.

And Michiru doesn’t break that in her. Even as Haruka begins
to believe Michiru loves her, it’s so big and intense that sometimes Haruka
doesn’t feel like it’s about her. There’s desire and attraction and high stakes
and who wouldn’t fall in love when it
might be their last chance to.

It’s years later, in a bar with Mina, that Haruka gets the
tiniest inkling that she’s really worth something. The friendship between them
has developed into something comfortable and constant, and Haruka’s sure any
day now Mina will lose interest. But then she says something that makes Mina
laugh, and Mina sets down her drink and says “God, I love you buddy.” And
Haruka feels it down to her toes. She wants to ask if she means it, but doesn’t,
but it’s not the last time Mina says it and it’s not the last time Mina shows
it, and Haruka comes to the slow and quiet realization that if two people love
her, in two very different ways, that maybe it’s at least a little to do with
her, and she’s maybe not as broken as she’s always believed.

mina and Haruka fight about which is better, Taco Bell or Taco John’s. who wins and who takes which side?

Okay I had to google what Taco John’s is, and they look like they are kind of trying to be a little more ~authentic~ than taco bell, so Mina probably takes that side. BUT MINA LISTEN TACO BELL MAKES TACO SHELLS OUT OF DORITOS. HOW IS THAT NOT THE GREATEST THING?? Also tell me Haruka would not love the monstrosity that is the quesarito. (I love the monstrosity that is the quesarito it is the single most disgusting thing that I have ever put in my mouth and it is great, truely an achievement for humanity)

As for who would win, you gotta consider who is more truely invested. Do you really think Mina cares about shitty fast food tacos? She’s only gonna argue if Rei’s working at Taco John’s and she wants to go bother her. But Haruka’s HONOR depends on defending the most excellent institution that is Taco Bell. IT HAS BEEN THERE FOR HER IN SO MANY DARK TIMES. A CHEESE NIGHTMARE OF HER CHOICE AND A COUPLE ORDERS OF CINNAMON TWISTS HAVE MENDED HER HEART EVERY TIME IT BREAKS. SHE’LL DEFEND IT WITH ALL SHE HAS.

I AM ALSO DRUNK TELL ME ABOUT HARUKA

HARUKA IS A NERD. A BIG OL NOODLY NERD. SHE PROBABLY HAS DREAMED OF BUYING A GIRL FLOWERS SINCE SHE WAS LIKE, FIVE, AND BUYS MICHIRU FLOWERS ALL THE DAMN TIME BECAUSE OF THAT. LIKE, OH, IT’S SWEETHEARTS DAY? BETTER BUY FLOWERS. ANNIVERSARY OF THE FIRST TIME THEY SAID I LOVE YOU? FLOWERS. THURSDAY, WHICH IS MICHIRU’S FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK MAYBE? BETTER BUY SOME FLOWERS. FARMER’S MARKET HAS SOME NICE FRESH BLOOMS? FLOWERS. BUT HARUKA DOES NOT JUST BUT FLOWERS SHE PICKS THE VERY BEST ONES. AND BEFORE SHE HAS MONEY OF HeR OWN SHE HAGGLES AS MUCH AS SHE CAN. SOMETIMES SHE’LL END UP WITH JUST ONE STEM, BUT THAT FLOWER IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL IN THE SHOP THAT DAY. AND MICHIRU DESERVES IT. 

HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH HARUKA LOVES MICHIRU?? BECAUSE SHE LOVES HER SO SO MUCH. AS MUCH AS HARUKA IS THE IDEALIST AND MICHIRU THE CYNIC, SOMETIMES HARUKA JUST CAN’T BELIEVE SHE ENDED UP WITH SOMEONE AS WONDERFUL AS MICHIRU. LIKE HOW DID SHE EVER?? BUT SHE DID. SHE DID AND IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE UNIVERSE.

ALSO HARUKA IS BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING AND SHE WOULD ABSOLTELY BLUSH IF YOU WERE TO TELL HER THAT.

ALSO MICHIRU IS QUEEN OF ALL LESBIANS Y/Y?

I AM DOING THIS FIRST BECAUSE IT IS MOST IMPORTANT. SHE IS THE RIGHTFUL QUEEN, THE SAPPHIC THRONE IS HERS. SHE’S SO GAY. NO ONE HAS OR EVER WILL BE AS BIG A LESBIAN AS MICHIRU KAIOH. SHE PUTS US ALL TO SHAME?? WE CAN ONLY ASPIRE TO BE AS GAY AS MICHIRU. AND AS BEAUTIFUL. THOUGH MAYBE WE CANT ASPIRE TO THAT.

ACTUALLY WAIT FORGET QUEEN SHE IS OUR GODDESS. ALL SHALL LOVE HER AND DESPAIR

Feeling it inspired ask: fave beyonce song? Fave Nicki songs

I AM SUPER EMBARASSING. My favorite songs are always highly influenced by nostalgia, so maybe in like five years I wil have a fav from Lemonade. Tho tbh my favorite Bey song might just always be Halo, because I am a sap and that’s such a tender song. (I feel like everyone expects my fav to be Run the World (Girls) because people always bring that up or expect me to be excited when it plays, but no. It’s Halo i’ts always been Halo.)

Also, all Nicki songs are great fun, but Fly like a g6 was the ANTHEM of my freshman year, and Anaconda gets a special shout out because it is my roommate’s usual alarm. SHE NEVER WAKES UP TO IT. IT IS GREAT. 

Senshi drunk head canons go

YESSSSSSSS

Usagi we’ve got some canon for, she goes from zero to incoherence REAL FAST. Probably she’s a v loving drunk, lots of hugs. Definitely the girl who won’t stop telling other girls how pretty they are.

Ami I think has two stages, Stage One, she’s quiet, even more than usual, and Stage Two is INFO DUMP. Mention a thing Ami likes and she will start discussing ALL THE DETAILS. Her normal barriers are just gone, she’ll talk forever. It’s probably actually super cute.

Rei probably uses being “drunk” as an excuse to give men a piece of her mind, but I think when alcohol actually hits her she mellows out a little. DEFINITELY she loosens up and dances, probably with moves so embarrassing every morning after is a race to delete any pictures Minako took.

Mako I think is a bit like Usagi when tipsy, but on rare occasions when she drinks enough to get truly drunk (IT TAKES A LOT), she FEELS EVERYTHING SO MUCH. The real danger with a drunk Mako is she will hug you and literally never let go, life is fleeting and she loves you so much, she just want you to know and to know you’re here

Minako, I agree with headcanons I’ve seen where she pretty much never gets drunk. She’s got a high tolerance, and that combines with her duty to mean N O P E. She’ll act drunk easily enough, anything for a fun time. But really drunk? She’s probably already fucked up, she’ll be cynical as hell.

Haruka goes very quiet. She wants to be manly and brood with her whisky. Actually she is holding back tears because she has remembered that episode of pokemon where Ash tries to let Pikachu live in the wild with its own kind and they say goodbye.

Michiru does not get drunk. No she does not. Do you know who her family is? Fuck her family. Have you seen her girlfriend? Say something bad about Haruka, she dares you. (Do not do that. just don’t)

Setsuna sticks with tea, thank you very much. Weird things have happened with the time stream when her judgment is clouded. Very weird things.