
go fuck yourself phyllis
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I wish it was as easy to change clothes as it is in animal crossing
Actually I just wish life was as easy as it is in animal crossing
Fuck that shit I’m not being in debt to Tom Nook my whole life
I’d rather be in debt to a raccoon that lets you pay on your own time than the government
Tom Nook has no concept of interest and gives you unlimited time to pay your debt. You don’t have to pay for electricity or water or food. Your neighbors are talking animals and it’s really easy to make money without having a full time job! Why wouldn’t you want life to be like animal crossing?
So for my Irish Lit class I’m reading The Third Policeman, which is pretty fun.
But I can’t stop picturing the cops as Copper and Booker from Animal Crossing. I even read the dialogue in their voices.
And it’s just weird enough that it works.
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