rare kinds of butches

buildingjesse:

butchfacts:

  • shell butch – like an ocean butch but with a strong affinity for seashells
  • haunted bookstore butch – black skinny ties, dark circles under eyes, knowledge of arcane subjects they wish they could forget 
  • tumbleweed butch – may be either several tumbleweeds in a button-down or a butch who’s just really interested in desert flora and likes roaming around. perhaps they’re both
  • cyberbutch – as the kids say, “constantly jacked into the information soupersoupway.” bases aesthetic accordingly
  • naiad butch – the butch that’s on the community swim team and you’re all pretty sure they lived in the water for the first six weeks you knew them because no one ever saw them out of the pool. naiad butches always smell like either chlorine or freshwater. may also be – but is not always – a butch naiad
  • letter butch – just really excited about the alphabet. which alphabet? who can say. one of them. maybe a few. maybe some that are not now known to us. maybe some we should not know.
  • rose butch – fond of everything sweet-smelling; enjoys bright and pastel hues; manifests thorns on body as a defense mechanism, a bonding display, or “just ‘cause, you know?” 

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