I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.
Oh no this is me.
Tag: about me
support group for ppl who used to be the same age as their favourite character but then got older
me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*
me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE
reblog if u are a BIRD or if you want to KISS cute GIRLS

“you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to”
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye
“bisexuals are just being greedy”
This statement is correct. I want all the donuts to myself. No sharon you can’t have a donut. Yes, I know there are 24 donuts. Yes, I want them all for myself. Fuck off sharon.
every class is art class if you dont care enough