neckbearcl:

a dog: *gives me attention*

me: this is slightly overbearing but nice

a cat: *gives me attention*

me: oh m y god this is it…..i’ve been chosen…..my purity has been recognized by a higher being and they are bestowing their good graces unto me…..everything in my life up until now has been for this moment….this is catharsis, death and rebirth rolled into the nuzzling of a small furry creature….i feel at ease and everything is good