jupiteradepts:

me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying?

me receiving affection: AAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAA!A!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAA

Sam: Yeah, I’m going to make cobbler for roommate dinner!
Me: okay cool -continues looking at barbecue sauce recipes-
Sam: -looks over at boiling pot on the stove- oh, shit! I’m a good cook I say while I burn ramen

climbing stairs: ZETTAI UNMEI MOKUSHIROKU
writing a final paper: ZETTAI UNMEI MOKUSHIROKU
walking to class: ZETTAI UNMEI MOKUSHIROKU
transforming into a car in order to overthrow the patriarchy: ZETTAI UNMEI MOKUSHIROKU