idk about everyone else but i’m super gay and my hand is very holdable just saying.
Tag: about me
what is it about mugs!? why can’t i walk past them without feeling a deep pull to buy them!? i don’t need any! more! mugs!! i don’t even have to really like the mug. it could be ugly as fuck. but i’d want it.
im a lesbian and i dont know what im doing. anyone else here a lesbian who doesnt know what theyre doing
male character: *gets seduced by Evil Villain Lady easily and surrenders*
me: lol what a loser
hot girl: *looks in my vague direction*
me: i would die for u
me @ myself: don’t u get your hopes up ok
also me: *gets my hopes up*
Bug-free™ season is over and I am Afraid
Really in the mood for a long drive with no real destination
me, a gay person with an m/f ship: i’m such a sinner… i’m going to hell for this
me: *watching a movie*
brain: okay but like imagine this movie but as an AU for your fandom
me: fuck
Listen, I did Not wear this flannel to be mistaken for a Straight Person,
SittingOverHereDreaming 