So I open the freezer at my mother-in-law’s and see a blue package of m&m’s. I yell that they are mini m&ms.
My wife says they are not mini, they are crunchy.
I say oh, because they’re cold!
My wife says no, they are crunchy m&m’s. They have extra crunch.
I ????
My wife asks if I have ever had a crunch bar
Of course I have had a crunch bar but that is a bar and these are m&m’s
My wife insists I just try them to see
They taste like cold m&m’s
My wife says I should bite one in half
I cannot because it is too cold
I look it up and they are actually called “crispy” m&m’s and they contain a wafer and they were discontinued in America in 2005
I declare them cursed

This is a little something that stuck in my head after @rhiorhino‘s ask about Pluto and this post in @keyofjetwolf‘s PE liveblog. It’s different from my usual stuff, so take it as you will.

Being Human
~750 words, Minako & Setsuna


Setsuna is surprised when there’s a knock at the door. She’s
still getting used to surprise, that particular human reaction, beyond the mere
unexpected. There were never any true surprises at the door. She spent to long
examining what could come to be for that.

She moves to the door. There is a peep hole, but she chooses
not to look. She savors the surprise while she can have it, Time only knows how
long she’ll get this form. She turns the knob, and out in the hall is someone
she’d never have guessed would be there.

“Can I come in?” Minako asks. A plastic convenience store
bag hangs in the crook of her elbow, hiding a small box. Setsuna nods and moves
aside.

Minako sets her bag down on the little kitchen table and surveys
the walls and shelves. “You’ve made it nice here.”

“Thank you.”

“I probably shouldn’t say so, but I half expect it to be
totally blank. Bare, I mean, besides necessities.”

Setsuna smiled. She had jumped at the opportunity to have a
home rather than just an inhabitance. It may have been frivolous, but she’d scouted
thrift stores and flea markets for bright rugs and paintings and knick-knacks, filling
every corner of her little apartment with color and warmth and reminders of all
life could be. “Have I given you that impression of who I am?”

“No.” Minako runs her fingers around the edge of a red
placemat. “And I’m glad for it.” She looks up through her bangs, a gesture
Setsuna knows is uncharacteristically shy. “We’re not so different, you and I.”

It is not a comparison she would have made on her own, but
Setsuna sees it. They remember, the two of them, and they are bound by the
past. “I suppose that’s true.”

“I’m happy you’re here,” Minako says, and Setsuna understand
she does not mean in the apartment. “And I thought it might be nice for you to
have something.” She reaches into the plastic bag and pulls out a tin of tea. “I
wasn’t sure what you would like, but this seemed right.”

Setsuna takes it from her to examine. The tin bears a simple
design, all rich shades of burnt orange save for white letters—Hot Cinnamon
Spice. She opens the top and breathes in the sharp scent of the tea. Something rolls
over in her chest, or so it feels. She realizes she’s never been given a gift
before.

“Would you like to have some with me?”

“If you’ll have me.”

Setsuna finds her eyes tearing as she retrieves her newly
bought tea set from her cabinet. “I didn’t think I’d actually be using this,”
she admits.

Minako smiles. “Use everything at least once. Break some of
it.” She takes a seat and tilts her chair back on two legs. “This isn’t like
then. Nothing’s pristine or royal, except technically Usagi. And even then, she
doesn’t need the same sort of coddling.”

“Queen Serenity would be appalled to hear that.”

“Queen Serenity would be appalled about a lot of things. But
hey, she’s the one who made us human.” She frowns, looking Setsuna over. “Or
most of us, anyway.”

“I’m not sure how it works either, before you ask,” Setsuna
says, pouring water into two porcelain cups. “This may well be a hiccup in her
parting wish.”

“Whatever it is, you deserve the break.” Minako takes a
small sip of the tea. “We all deserve to be a little something more than what
she made us.”

It is hard sometimes, even from afar at her door, to see
both the soldier and the child in any of the girls. Sometimes they are so much
the Silver Millenuim warriors, living and fighting and dying for their cause,
but sometimes they are children, true children the way none of them had ever
gotten to be in that life. Now, here at this little kitchen table, Setsuna sees
both in Minako, feels something like both in herself, though she is by no
standard a child. She reaches for Mianko’s hand before she can think herself
out of it. “It’s strange to be so human.”

“It’s strange to be so alien. But you’ll get used to it.”

The tea is warm, both in temperature and the way it makes
Setsuna’s chest feel, the way the flavor seems to curl into her soul.  “Tell me about it. Tell be about being human.”

Minako smiles. They talk until the tea is long gone.

AU where Senshi can be resurrected BUT lose all of their powers at resurrection. So, Season Two, all we have is Usagi (or did she die, too) and the Outers, then just Usagi. If they live that long.

  • so the PROBLEM is no one stops fighting

  • well, Ami stops fighting outright, but she runs intel and assists behind the scenes so she’s still in it
  • Rei, Mako, and Mina, though? losing POWERS isn’t gonna keep them from brawling to protect their princess
  • Mako fares pretty well, she’s been a fighter all her life, her powers mostly supplemented her fighting style
  • Rei and Mina take up weapons. Rei is an archer (and still a psychic, that part of her was never Mars) and Mina has the Moon Sword (it’s not in the anime but SHE DESERVES IT). Mina might handle it more like a rapier than a broadsword, but she makes it work.
  • They’re all good at what they do, but it’s hard, they get injured more, and they KNOW that eventually, they’re going to die and stay down
  • Ami pours over medical texts years before medical school, she learns triage and crisis medicine as best as any young teenager can
  • Mako becomes a regular at the emergency room, but no one is surprised. She has the look of a troublemaker. Ami first quietly pays the bills, her mother won’t miss the money, but as time goes on she learns to hack the system and make the bills disappear
  • Getting Rei and Mina to go in when they need it is harder. Mina ends up with broken bones that didn’t set to heal right; Ami has to steal antibiotics from her mother’s hospital more than once when Rei refuses to get infected wounds checked out
  • They get through the fight with the Black Moon Clan, but barely.
  • There’s a sense of relief when Uranus and Neptune show up, assholes that they are
  • Then their Talismans are shot out and everything goes back to shit
  • Haruka still has her sword, and she’s pulled to fight. Michiru would rather leave things be, but she can’t abandon Haruka.
  • Michiru can scry with her mirror, for all that’s worth (certain magic resides in the Talismans themselves, not the senshi)
  • She learns to fight dirty, not being naturally scrappy or strong. She uses her money to her advantages– knives hidden in her clothes, Kevlar vests for herself and the team, poison for if she can get close to an enemy
  • She teams up with Ami, as little as they get along, to ensure that she gets close to big bads and mini bosses. she tracks them down and faces them as an “ordinary girl”
  • Most of the Witches 5 mysteriously die without a fight. Only Michiru and Ami (and later Rei and Mina, because they are observant) know how it happened
  • Mistress 9 and Pharoh 90 nearly end them all,  but the fight was always between Usagi, Hotaru, and the villains. There’s no force field to protect the rest of the city, the inners have to try and save citizens with hand-to hand combat. They fail more than they succeed.
  • Hotaru comes back a baby, no hint of Saturn in her. She is labeled an orphan of the city tragedy, and adopted into a loving home
  • Chibusa awakens, the gift of Hotaru’s mercy, unable to become ChibiMoon. When Pegasus comes to her, she’s even more desprate to feel special, to feel like there’s something she can do
  • The Dead Moon Circus is less devastating than other enemies. Nehelania wants Helios and the Golden Crystal, she cares less for the SIlver Crystal and so attacks outright less
  • The Trio fall easily, without redemption. Rei is tired, she relies on shoot first ask questions later to keep them all going.
  • The Quartet provides the real challenge; the Inners are mostly saved by the fact that the Quartet like to play with their prey, and they’re drawn to Chibiusa
  • Unable to become a senshi, Chibs only offense is her Princess form (which cannot be taken away, the crystal is not an inherent power but a birthright). This awakens the Quartet’s loyalty as future senchi, and they defect.
  • The first defeat of Nehelania goes much the same as it did originally, but the second is when senshi begin to fall. Some, she still traps. Others, she kill outright. Mako cannot withstand Nehelania’s attacks without her senshi powers, Minako cannot survive her fall (Pluto is exempt from the rules of reincarnation, as she is a being of a different sort)
  • Galaxia’s team lays waste to the rest, one by one, despite the help the starlights give
  • Haruka is first to fall, being the last of the charge-in-and-fight senshi. Michiru goes soon after, unable to care enough to keep up her old stealth strategies.
  • The Starlights and Rei take out the Minibosses, even Usagi can’t fight for redemption/purification now. Her grief and exhaustion are overwhelming.
  • Ami takes the hit for Usagi in the fight against Galaxia. Her starseed is no longer worth anything to the golden queen.
  • When ChibiChibi reveals herself, Usagii takes the sword. She has Rei left, Rei and the Starlights, and she will not lose them for anything.
  • There is no reincarnation after that. The Starlights do not regain their planet. The galaxy remains devastated, but the earth is saved.
  • These five people who fought learn to live on with their grief, to rebuild what they can
  • Chibiusa is born in the future, still a princess, still much the same. The differences are small but jarring. She was always wholly Usagi’s child biologically, Usagi’s and the crystal’s, but she’s raised by different people now.
  • It’s not a happy ending, but they all find reasons to smile anyway

I am angry and sad and feel so powerless, not just with my current job but for jobs I’m applying for, I’ve been letting myself get hopeful because I can write better cover letters but I never hear back

mochibuni:

This is your PSA that on Monday the 21st you should be wary of all circuses, especially ones with “dead” and “moon” in the name, coming near you and trying to steal your energy. Do not let fish, tigers, or hawks try to seduce you. Also be prepared in case a full sized pegasus jumps through your bedroom window and tries to inhabit your head.

Stay vigilant.

Today I’m gonna try that newfangled maturity thing where I talk to an authority figure about things they’ve been doing that belittle me but before and after that (and probably during) I’ll be fantasizing about quitting