Me: au where Michiru has a tumblr all about her marriage and wife and Haruka stumbles upon it and IMMEDIATELY PROUDLY REBLOGS EVERYTHING before Michiru can block her
Jet: Same AU: next battle Michiru just extends her arms before the enemy like “Please do me this kindness.”
Me: Usagi follows Haruka (because she follows everyone, and she is the most supportive tumblr follower–she leaves comments on all of Mako’s recipes, and all of Haruka’s car videos, and all of Rei’s angry Marxist feminist rants) and as soon as Haruka reblogs those, she IMMEDIATELY SMASHES THE REBLOG BUTTON and is like “SUGOI HEART EYES LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL COUPLE MICHIRU IS SO IN LOVE WITH HARUKA THEY ARE SUCH BEAUTIFUL GIRLS” and Michiru is just like “Come, sweet death”
Jet: And of course Usagi has thousands of active followers so the posts go viral within about ten minutes. Michiru’s activity is nothing but a flood of reminders of her most grievous error in judgement and how everyone knows, THEY KNOW, and literally all that’s left is to finally heed the call of the sea that has been singing her to her end.
ON A LIGHTER NOTE I feel you all should know that when I told the girl about 4×4 senxshi happening in Crystal she went off on how Rei is CLEARLY NOT INTO MEN and it was great
docholligay replied to your post “captainsnumple replied to your photo “WOULD THAT SHE WERE but she’s…”
i get literally so annoyed when anyone comments on my body at all, for reasons like this
An easy guide to commenting on someone’s body or eating habits: Don’t
Certain “positive” comments bother me more than negative ones, just because it’s like, heyyyy I work hard to place value on things that are not my size, sometimes it doesn’t work so please do not feed that particular beast
Outright negativity makes it easier to say fuck them and omve on
captainsnumple replied to your post “captainsnumple replied to your photo “WOULD THAT SHE WERE but she’s…”
You have a right to be LITERALLY WHATEVER about your own life YOU ARE AWESOME AND YOU WILL HANDLE THINGS PERFECTLY WITHOUT RUDE COWORKERS I’M SURE
THANK YOU SNUMPLE I LOVE YOU
paksenarrion-reader replied to your post “captainsnumple replied to your photo “WOULD THAT SHE WERE but she’s…”
JESUS CHRIST HOW IS SEVEN YEARS OF THAT NOT A PROBLEM
COMING FROM A CERTIFIED WALKING PROBLEM: YOU HAVE ALL THE RIGHT TO CONVEY ‘YES HELLO THIS IS NONE OF YA BUSINESS AND CONSIDER FUCKING OFF’ TO PEOPLE
IT WAS A PROBLEM IT JUST WASN’T AS MUCH OF A PROBLEM AS OTHER PEOPLE I’VE KNOWN HAVE HAD. It wasn’t an eating disorder so I don’t like giving it any importance, though I recognize it was unhealthy (especially when I started, I was 13.) (I have lasting anger with my parents for a lot of things, and them encouraging that is a big one)
AND THANK YOU I WILL TRY. I can be REALLY GREAT at telling people to fuck off, but I’m much better at doing it for someone else’s sake than my own.
docholligay replied to your photo “WOULD THAT SHE WERE but she’s like… The least Michiru person I know….”
Michiru would be like, “Oh my, I’m impressed at your ability to drink so much sugar and cream in one sitting, yu must have a very hardy little metabolism.” ANYWAY I AM ON YOUR SIDE and I run and shit so IT WON’T KILL YOU TRUST
I feel like Haruka and Michiru have this conversation like, daily. Haruka’s just like “YEAH MY METABOLISM IS GREAT” and eats another cinnamon roll.
docholligay replied to your photo “WOULD THAT SHE WERE but she’s like… The least Michiru person I know….”
CAN YOU IMAGINE MICHIRU WORKING RETAIL
MICHIRU WORKING RETAIL IS WHAT MY DREAMS ARE MADE OF. ALL HER CYNICISM IS JUST. MULTIPLIED TO ALL HELL. I love to think she doesn’t get fired just because she intimidates people into buying things.
If I ever write the Barnes and Noble AU, her customer interactions will be the high point for me. LET ME LIVE OUT MY FANTASIES OF DEALING WITH BULLSHIT THROUGH HER.
captainsnumple replied to your photo “WOULD THAT SHE WERE but she’s like… The least Michiru person I know….”
I’M PRETTY SURE YOU KNOW YOURSELF WHAT’S BAD AND GOOD FOR YOU WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR COWORKER
THANK YOU SNUMPS. I always feel like I’m more of a sensitive baby than I have a right to be over stuff like this, because I never had a REAL problem, but it does send me reeling sometimes because I counted calories for like… seven years and in high school my entire self worth was tied to my weight and my grades SO I APPRECIATE PEOPLE NOT COMMENTING ON WHAT I EAT. IT’S ONE OF MY BIGGEST PET PEEVES.
But I just… stopped talking to her so she got the hint and left me alone at least. AND I DRANK MY WONDERFULLY BAD FOR ME DRINK AND IT WAS GOOD.
IT IS SO AWESOME @captainsnumple! It’s basically a milkshake, plus a little coffee and it’s the best thing
WOULD THAT SHE WERE but she’s like… The least Michiru person I know. MICHIRU WOULD VEIL HER CRITICISM AND MAKE ME THINK NOT DRINKING IT WAS MY IDEA. My coworker was just like “wow that is like the worst one for you it has so much sugar it’s so bad for you” and I was just like “…yeah.” It’s kind of the point, it’s a Saturday and I’ve been up since 5:30.
Come to the the break room and a coworker feels I need to know how terrible my caramel waffle cone frapp is for me.
LET ME HAVE MY SUGAR BOMB IN PEACE
docholligay replied to your post “OKAY I THINK I’M GONNA TRY GOING TO A LESBIAN BAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY. My…”
…I am so sad I can’t be there to watch
YOU WILL BE WITH ME IN SPIRIT DOC. I’ll be sure to report the happenings of the night.
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